Chapter twenty nine.
Voice:Happy elder birthday Jamie what did the birthday fairy bring you.
Jamie:A lovely red cardigan by the looks of things.
Voice:Did you want anything else for your birthday.
Jamie:Completing my lifetime wish would be nice.
Voice:What exactly is your LTW.
Jamie:I can't believe you don't know that.It is the chess one.
Voice:Oh that one is easy,just ive me a moment..
Voice:There you go happy now.
Jamie:I suppose so.
Voice:There is just no pleasing some people.
Here is a picture of Keith just because he is rather pleasing to look at,once you get the hair from out of his eyes.
Pigeon:Why am I eating apples.
Voice:It is all part of my long term game plan.
Pigeon:Fair enough.
Voice:I like it when you people agree with me doesn't happen that often but it is nice all the same.
Voice:Really who decided that this was suitable swimwear for a pregnant lady.
Pigeon:You have to admit I do look smoking hot in it.
Voice:Yes you do look very nice dear.
Voice:That is a rather disappointing labour face.
Pigeon:What exactly is wrong with my labour face.
Voice:Well you look surprised rather then in pain.
Pigeon:You try pushing something out the size of a watermelon and see how surprised you look.
Voice:I was too posh to push so there.
Voice:Hello little nooboo.
Pigeon:Can I tell them all his name.
Voice:No,lets see if anyone can guess his name. Remember we have a bird theme and that is the only clue.
Pigeon:Watch someone get it straight away.
Voice:They probably will but it shall entertain me for a while.