Ratchie's Simself Dynasty. Chapter fifty two post August 22

[Ricalynn]

Happy Birthday to Chaffinch, Cedric and Pigeon! 

[alex51299]

If you are doing the magician career be careful because I know that sometimes sims will die from a certain magic trick.

[Joria]

Just found and read this entire story so far.  Epic. Totally epic Ratchie.  I wish I could write as well and as humorously as you do.

[ratchie]

Chapter twenty one.


Jamie gets to work teaching little Pigeon her skills. She takes to walking like a duck to water.

Pigeon:Oh my gosh did you know we were in Space.
Jamie:Well yes I did happen to know that.
Pigeon:And you don't happen to think it is way freaky that we don't need space helmets.
Jamie:Well acutally I never even..
Pigeon:Daddy why don't we need to wear space helmets.
Jamie:Because we have evolved as a species so we don't need to.
Pigeon:Why don't we need to.
Jamie:Because well erm we err adapted to our surroundings and..
Pigeon:Why?
Jamie:Stop asking me why.
Pigeon:Why?
Jamie:Help me someone.
Voice:You are on your own fella nobody in the histroy of parenting as managed to find out the answer to the question why.

Jamie:And that is the story of how your granny Rachel became immortal. One day if you're a good girl you might get to be immortal too.
Pigeon:Why?
Jamie:Don't start that again.
Pigeon:Why?
Voice:(Giggles)

Gordy the bear:I am going to eat you all up!
Pigeon:(Giggles)That is the funniest thing ever!
Gordy:Munch munch munch!
Pigeon:This is so cool.
Voice:Wow you are easily pleased.
Jamie:Yeah she spent four hours earlier sucking her fingers this is the highlight of her day.

Voice:Pigeon sweetie what are you doing.
Pigeon:Paktersing.
Voice:Practicing for what sweetheart.
Pigeon:For being a magician. This is the magical box twick.
Voice:Oh you are adorable.

Jamie:OH no where did Pigeon go.
Pigeon:(giggles) Daddy can't find me.
Jamie:Oh dear I have looked everywhere and I just can't find my little Pigeon.
Pigeon:Ha ha daddy I am invisdable.
Jamie:You certainly are invisible pumpkin.
Pigeon:I am going to be the best magician ever.
Jamie:Yes you are.

Pigeon:I promise to love you forever Gordy Bear.
Gordy:I love you too Pigeon pie.
Voice:Aww!

[AdnaanA]

Such a cute update!

[loveSims]

Pigeon is such a cutie! I love the update.

[Roxanne07]

Aww, Pigeon is so cute! 

Voice:You are on your own fella nobody in the histroy of parenting as managed to find out the answer to the question why.

I second that!

[alex51299]

Pigeon is endlessly adorable! 

[ratchie]

Thank you all for your kind comments. I decided that having the insane and friendly traits Pigeon would grow up to be the crazy lady you find sitting at the bus stop who will talk to anybody. She is supermaxing charisma so she needs to randomly talk to strangers.

For the first time in ages I have not used the baby swing it was really nice to play with a nooboo for a change. With most of the people in the house not doing a whole lot there were more then enough people available for night feeds and snuggle time.

Rachel

[Anushka]

Aww and aww she is adorable! And I laughed at endless "whying"  Your plans for her reminded me of Forrest Gump!

[ArianaJade]

Pigeon is so adorable. I used to live in a flat above one of those old ladies. She used to hang around in the stairwell waiting to ambush anyone who came in or out for a chat.

[ratchie]

Chapter twenty two.

Finding things for the old people to do can be the most challenging part of an immortal dynasty. So what is a player to do with five elderly Sims. Kris of course stayed in the house but the other four were more then happy to soak up some rays and play on the water slide.

Rachel:Do you think he is dead.
Chaffinch:Nope.
Rachel:How do you know.
Chaffinch:No creepy music and he hasn't gone all sparkly and see through.
Rachel:Good point.
Cedric:(makes muffled sounds)
Rachel:What was that.
Cedric:I said I hurt my face.

Chaffinch:Wheeee see Cedric that is how it is done,and in heels too.
Cedric:Show off.
Chaffinch:Just because I am better then you in every conceivable way.
Cedric:At least I know to wear a swimsuit for water based activities.
Rachel and Carly(at exactly the same time):Will you two stop fighting!


Rachel:Woot road trip.
Chaffinch and Cedric:I call shot gun.
Kris:Why are you making me leave the house.
Carly:Kris shut up,as for you two this is a limo we are all going to sit in the back. There is no shotgun.
Rachel:Does anyone need to use the bathroom before we go out.
(Everybody returns to the house for a bathroom break)
Voice:I thought getting four small children out of the house was difficult.

Hebe(elderly gnome):No no no it is spin,jazz hands,jump,twirl.
Homer and Marge gnomes:We are spinning.
Raul(showbiz gnome):It is such a simples routine a fool could do it.
Hebe:Shut up Raul.
Winston(Teen Gnome):(Makes air guitar noises)
Joey(Child Gnome)Yay !!!

Kestrel:Ta da! Lifetime wish  and career completed.
Voice:And the crowd goes wild.

Voice:Okay the one person in the crowd goes slightly wild.
Kes:This is only my second gig you know.
Voice:How bad is that you just reached level ten of your career and you have only done two gigs.
Kes:I guess the athletic metric really raises job performance quickly.
Voice:I know pretty cool right.



Next chapter.

[Rhoxi]

Aw, I love your gnomes! How did you get so many?

Also, Pigeon is just the cutest name for a sim EVER!

[Sunnysabjes]

I agree the gnomes are great! I didn't know there was a showtime gnome. I hope to see one in my game, that'll be funny. For now I just have a vampire gnome in my dynasty.

[Odie]

Wow Rachel, I have just read your whole story and I love it! You have great writing skills

I absolutely love your Simself's hair. Is that from the store?