Chapter eight.
Voice:Okay Chaffinch let's get you a man.
Chaffinch:Let's get married.
Kristopher:What?
Voice:No not like that,you will scare him away.
Chaffinch:Don't be silly as I if I would scare...him...hello,where did he go.
Voice:Okay that went well.
Chaffinch:I sense a sarcastic tone there Voice.
Voice:Me,sarcastic never. Anyway on to plan b.
Chaffinch:What is plan b.
Voice:Stand outside his house until he lets you in.
Chaffinch:Stalking,I like it.
Voice:I thought you might.
Chaffinch:Hello could Kristopher come out to play please.
Kristopher:Urm he isn't in can you call back..um never.
Chaffinch:I can see you,you know.
Kristopher:This isn't me,it is like urm some kind of projection thingy.
Chaffinch:Projection thingy?
Kristopher:Yes like a hologram or whatever it is called.
Chaffinch:Are you sure it looks really realistic.
Kristopher:Of course I am sure,it is the future we have those kinds of things now.
Chaffinch:Okay I will just be leaving then.
Chaffinch:Mr Sekemoto sir,can I just have a quick word.
Vampire security guard:Can I just ask you to step away from the gentleman there missy.
Chaffinch:But I just wanted to..
Vampire security guard:We don't want any trouble,miss,so you need to move along there.
Chaffinch:What's to stop me from standing here until you turn into a pile of dust.
Vampire security guard:Well,nothing as it happens but..
Chaffinch:Wow is it just me or is hot out here in all this daylight.
Voice:Chaffinch be nice.
Chaffinch:Spoil sport,alright I am going.
Voice:Lets try Kris again.Remember nice and subtle this time.
Chaffinch:I like veggies do you like veggies.
Voice:well maybe not that subtle.
Kris:Yes I like veggies too.
Chaffinch:It is good that we both like veggies plus signs all round.
Voice:I stand corrected keep going Chaffinch.
Kris:Oh dear it appears that a beloved family pet has died.
Voice:(Head desk)Great!
Chaffinch:Would a kiss help in your time of grief?
Kris:No!
Chaffinch:Awkward.
Voice:Who is this bloke?
Chaffinch:Cedric invited Kris over so I decided to invite some lad from school over to make Kris jealous.
Voice:Great plan..is it working.
Chaffinch:Not really.
Voice:I can't understand why. Why don't you forget about the romance for a day or so and learn how to drive.
Ben:Keep your eyes on the road Chaffinch. Stop staring at yourself in the mirror.
Chaffinch:Yeah,but look how cool I look in my retro car.
Ben:I don't care how cool you look keep your eyes on the road.
Chaffinch:Do you think I should get some of those oversized shades?
Ben:Chaffinch Gertrude are you listening to me.
Chaffinch:Hold on let me just put some tunes on...what is an eight track?
Ben:How am I supposed to know. just watch the road.
Chaffinch:No need to get a stress on dad.
Ben:I am getting too old for this.
Rachel
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