Ratchie's Simself Dynasty. Chapter fifty two post August 22

[MarianT]

Too cute! I love Chaffinch's approach to romance.

[loveSims]

Chaffince is such a treat! Very funny update, I love it.

[Simboy134]

This is hilarious lol

[xFezIsAFreakx]

Well I don't see anything wrong with the way Chaffinch deals with romance. Teehee, great update and I love her clothes!

[Sophie98]

This is hilarious, made my day! A third dynasty, Ratchie? Impressive!

[ratchie]

Chapter nine.

While we wait around for Chaffinch to age up the family have been busy doing errr stuff.


Rachel and Ben are still very much in love. They make the most of every moment together.

Cedric:And that Chaffinch is how we do it up in here.
Chaffinch:Show off.
Suzette:Can you not talk to your Aunt while we are kissing.
Cedric:Sorry,I was just..
Suzette:Less talking more kissing.

Ben:Are you sure this is safe.
Voice:Of course it is safe,I mean your old your probably going to die soon anyway.
Ben:Good point..hold on a minute I thought you said this was safe. Shouldn't I have a helmet or something.
Voice:Just hold on tight.

Ben:Arghahhhh
Voice:.....
Ben:Argahhhhh.
Voice:Try not to throw up m'kay.
Ben:I hate youuuuuu..

Ben:I am way too old for this stuff.
Voice:Do you want another go.
Ben:You click that button and I am going to mess up your game big time.
Voice:Alright alright,see nobody is pressing any buttons you just go play with the bubble blower thingy and nobody gets hurt.

Rachel:Look at my little girl all gown up,I remember when I first held you in my arms...
Chaffinch:Mum,it's your bit.
Rachel:You had such tiny little fingers and toes,actually I don't know about your toes you were wrapped in a blanket so..
Chaffinch:Mum come on sing will you.
Rachel:(Makes noise like a cat stuck down a drain.)
Chaffinch:My ears are bleeding make her stop.

Until finally it was birthday time.

Here is the birthday girl in her everyday wear.



next chapter.

[loveSims]

You describe perfectly how sims sound singing karaoke lol! Happy birthday Chaffince!

[KrispyNickyB]

Chaffinch is such a gorgeous girl. I love the outfit she's in. I do wish they would have made the karaoke machine like sims 2...after some time I did become bearable to listen to in Sims 2.

[xFezIsAFreakx]

Chaffinch is beautiful! I can only imagine what that karaoke must sound like..

[ratchie]

Chapter ten.


Kris:I kristofer promise to spend my life painting..
Chaffinch:We got the painting covered snuckums.
Kris:Oh alright,sculpting then..
Chaffinch:Got that one covered too.
Kris:Fishing?
Chaffinch:No.
Kris:Cooking?
Chaffinch:We have enough ambrosia to last for several generations,so that's out too and mum's got gardening under control.
Kris:So what am I supposed to do.
Chaffinch:Well I could do with a little help bringing in the next generation.
Kris:(Big smile)
Chaffinch:That's if you have a minute or two to spare.
Kris:Hey!
Chaffinch:Oh shut and kiss me.

Voice:Oh congratulations you two.
Chaffinch:Go away Voice.
Kris:Wow I can hear a Voice.
Voice:Hey Kris.
Kris:Urm Hello.
Chaffinch:Can we get back to the kissing now.
Voice:Don't let me stop you.
Kris:Do you think you could,you know,click the try for baby button for me.
Voice:Of course,but first there is cake.
Kris:Awww.
Voice:Don't you like cake?
Kris:Well yes but I bet cake is not half as much fun as I imagine trying for baby is going to be.
Chaffinch:(Giggles)
Voice:I think I will leave you two alone for a while.

Chaffinch:Owieeee.
Voice:The try for baby button is not looking so much fun now is it.
Chaffinch:I am never ever doing this again.
Voice:Too right your not just one nooboo for you my girl.
Chaffinch:This pain is so not worth it.
Voice:It will be..

Chaffinch:Nooboo! What are you going to call her.
Voice:Me,she is your nooboo what do you want to call her.
Chaffinch:Squiggle pops.
Voice:Urm,not happening.
Chaffinch:Why did you even pretend I had a choice.
Voice:I thought you might have come up with something half normal,we have a bird theme remember.
Chaffinch:How about Polly.
Voice:Where on earth did you get Polly from.
Chaffinch:People call Parrots Polly and a parrot is a bird is it not.
Voice:It is not what people name their birds it is names of birds.
Chaffinch:Alright calm down you name the baby.

Nooboo:Hello Voice.What did you call me then.
Voice:Your name is Kestrel Simself. But I will probably call you Kes or Kessie.
Kes:What traits did I get.
Voice:Excitable and Insane.Although if I am honest you don't look that excitable right now.
Kes:I am trapped in a swing inside a locked room how excited do you want me to get.
Voice:Fair point,see you in a couple of days Kessie.
Kes:See you soon Voice.

next chapter.
Rachel

[Ricalynn]

Welcome baby Kestrel!

That was a great wedding you had there.

[MoonsAreBlue]

Hahaha, a minute or two... Chaffinch was a beautiful bride!

[loveSims]

Lovely wedding vows LOL! Welcome Kestrel.

[Juxtaposition]

"I am trapped in a swing inside a locked room how excited do you want me to get." I love this quote, it completely sums up why I will never use the baby swing, but I'm weird, and I've always liked caring for nooboos in Sims 3.

Great Updates, and Chaffinch is a lovely adult, just like I always though she would be! *confetti*

[ratchie]

Chapter eleven.

Our little Kessie aged up into a happy little toddler.Unfortunately she inherited her daddy's bone structure. Without hair she looks exactly like Sam Sekemoto from Sunset valley.


We did the best we could. He favorite colour is white. I am hoping she grows into her face.

Kris:Do you have the evil trait by any chance.
Voice:Who me.What makes you ask that.
Kris:Making me stay outside when I have the hates outdoors trait.
Voice:Get over it you big girls blouse.
Kris:Nice attitude I must say.
Voice:Hush up and teach your daughter how to walk.

Voice:So much for hating the outdoors,look at that big smile you have plastered all over your face.
Kris:I am smiling through the pain and suffering.
Voice:Over dramatic much.Alright off you go inside if you must.
Kris:You are all heart aren't you.
Voice:I try my best.

Rachel:Wheeee!
Voice:Oooh what did you wish for.
Rachel:Happiness.
Voice:Do you feel any happier.
Rachel:Right now I feel like I could fly.
Voice:Well you are hovering several feet off the ground so that might explain that.
Rachel:I can see the fireflies.
Voice:Yes I know but do the fireflies make you happy
Rachel:Of course.
Voice:(Fireflies joke copy writed by Rica courtasy of Arties Lunar lunacy)
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Kes:Why are you potty training me grampy.
Ben:Because your dad won't come out of the house.
Kes:Why doesn't he potty train me inside the house.
Ben:Look Kessie,it is a good idea just to go along with whatever the Voice says it saves a lot of stress in the long run.
Voice:Too right there old chap.
Ben:I am lucky Kessie I am going to die soon you have to put up with her forever.
Voice:Well excuse me for taking total control of all your lives.

Songbird(aka Chaffinch):Thank you all for coming I love you all this much.
Crowd:Woot you are awesome.
Songbird:I know.
Voice:You are only level four of your career sweetie lets tone down the diva just slightly.
Songbird:Where is my entourage? I need a stylist,PA and at least seventeen hangers on.
Voice:I don't think I can do that,but I have arranged for your dad to pick you up in his limo.

Rachel


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