Ratchie's Simself Dynasty. Chapter fifty two post August 22

[Roxanne07]

Great update! Congratulations on the fifth immortal! 

[Dextra2]

That's right! Real life isn't real it's pretend.  Congraz on the fith immortal!

[Juxtaposition]

That's a very pretty Macaw, it matches Mac's jacket.  Icecream is a pretty good reward for a job well done in my book.  Yum, I want icecream now! 

Good update, I laughed at the parental freak out in the car especially!

[MarianT]

Ah, real life -- that which interferes with Sims. Good luck to Quetzal with the riding.

[Tiamet]

I've just read this right through, and laughed so hard my sides hurt!  Another fantastic dynasty!  The gnomes always crack me up!

[uponthewaters]

This story is absolutely hilarious. Quetzal is gorgeous, I can't wait to see what her child looks like!

[ratchie]

Chapter forty nine.


Patrice:I can't believe you are breaking up with me!
Quetzal:I am sorry hun,but I have to.
Patrice:Why,was it something I did,I can change.
Quetzal:You can't change you are you.
Patrice:I thought you loved me.
Quetzal:I do love you..
Patrice:Oh Quetzal my first and only true love.
Voice:Okay enought of the dramatics. First of all you became romantic interests at prom without having a single romantic social between the pair of you.Having no teen boys at school has not helped matters if I am honest.Second of all you are a vampire so as father to generation eight you fall way short.
Patrice:I guess I should just leave then..
Quetzal:Call me...
Voice:Sorry sweetie,if this were not a dynasty I would have no problem with you and Patrice getting together.
Quetzal:It is okay Voice,I understand.

Quetzal:Yeehah!
Voice:Don't you just love it when you co-ordinate with your horse.

Quetzal:I am so sorry Cheerio,we have to say goodbye.
Cheerio:Neigh neigh neighy neigh.
Quetzal:I promise that your new family will take good care of you.
Cheerio:Nuzzle neigh whinny.
Quetzal:Don't make this any harder then it has to be old friend.
Voice:Old friend you only adopted him ten minutes ago.
Quetzal:You just don't understand.
Voice:Okay a couple more affectionate socials and we go to the equestrian centre,okay.
Quetzal:Okay I suppose.


Voice:Happy birthday Quetzal.

Quetzal:So do you want to be adopted by me then be sold to the equestrian centre.
Laters:Neigh?
Quetzal:Alright you get forty percent of the takings.
Laters:Neigh,neigh neigh!
Quetzal:Okay sixty but that is my final offer.
Laters:Neigh!

Quetzal:So do you want to...
Goodbye:Whinny,hurumph neigh.
Quetzal:Oh right so laters told you about the equestrian centre.
Goodbye:Neigh neigh neigh!
Quetzal:Seventy percent that is daylight robbery. I might just keep you and send you out to stud for a little bit to make some extra cash.
Goodbye:Nicker whinny neigh.
Quetzal:Oh right you are a girl horse. Okay seventy percent it is but you horses are robbing me blind.

Rachel

[thesweetestpea]

*gasp* The horses! They are committing daylight robbery! Quetzal is too funny.

[Rhoxi]

I love that Quetzal and her pony match! Oh the hilarity of letting small children design animal coats. 

[ratchie]

Chapter fifty.


Juliet:Wheee,the last one in the afterlife is a llama.
Voice:Oh okay,so goodbye Juliet.
Simselfs:Boo hoo we are so sad etc etc..
Voice:No you are not.
Simselfs:Well you shouldn't have bought us all the stone hearted LTW then should you.
Voice:What and have you crying and moaning everytime someone happens to die,no thank you.

So now that Juliet has tragically passed away at the age of 93 it is the time to go babydaddy hunting. Quetzal was busy with winning horse races and befriending the local horse populace. So it was left to the rest of the family to invite random NPCs around to see if they were suitable.

Kestrels choice.Although she might just have popped up a wish to get a pizza.

Macaws choice the maid.Personally I think Macaw got lazy and just chose and NPC that was already in the house.

Pigeons choice.A local mixologist who came to work for the family and stayed for three nights until I remembered to send him home again. He was really upset when Juliet died which was more then any of the family were.

Rachels choice. He was either a babysitter or a paperboy.

Voice:Wow congratualtions Flicker she is adorable.
Flicker:Isn't she,I shall call her Honeycakes.
Voice:That is fine by me.
Simselfs:How come she gets to choose her babies name and we don't.
Voice:Because..
Simselfs:Because...why?
Voice:Because I said so and that is a good enough reason.



Voice:Happy birthday Maccy looking as handsome as ever.
Mac:See you in a week or two then.
Voice:Yup you know the drill.

Quetzal:Oooh owww soooooooo noottttttttt happyyyyyyyy aboutttt thissssssssss!
Voice:Oh the baby is comming yay!
Quetzal:Shouldn't there be people screaming and jumping up and down.
Voice:Well maybe if you didn't decide to give birth in the hallway there might be room for people to jump and down and stuff.
Quetzal:Owww....nooboo!

Voice:Well hello there eight generation Simself.
Quetzal:That is one of the worst nooboo names I have ever heard.
Voice:That is not her name.
Quetzal:So what is her name then.
Voice:Everybody say hello to Dodo Simself.

[Juxtaposition]

OK, that's the first time I've literally ended up spitting my drink on my monitor from laughing! Dodo Simself, what a precious little nooboo! *confetti*  Which of the bachelor parade was the lucky fellow though.  I'm betting it's Kestrel's pizza boy choice, no evidence for it of course, I'm just hoping I'm randomly right so I look more like Nostradamus.

[Roxanne07]

Aww, welcome to the simworld, Dodo! And, who is the daddy? 

[Ilessthan3TheSims]

I love that name  I'm hoping it was the pizza boy too, purely because of the hidden pizza appreciator trait! 

[ratchie]

Quetzal's choice. We invited all the new NPC friends to a houseparty and he was the only one she spoke to.His name his Dan Deerman. I was going to keep everyone guessing but Dodo just aged up to toddler and there is no way anyone would have been able to guess who her father is.

Rachel

[MarianT]

Where did Quetzal's shirt come from that it has writing in English on it? (Either that, or I've developed the ability to read Simlish, which I doubt).