Chapter twenty four.
Voice:It has been a busy few days here in the Simself house.First of all Kestrel aged up to adult.
Kes:Which nobody took any pictures of.
Voice:Hush,nothing really changed you have the same hair,same clothes adult birthdays are not news worthy.
Kes:My handsome husband aged up two days after I did.He didn't get any pictures either.
Voice:Hold on I do have a Jamie picture.
Kes:Doesn't he look rugged.
Voice:Yes very rugged. Pity the brains are in the shovel.
Kes:What is that supposed to mean.
Voice:He is standing on top of the hole and shoveling dirt out of the hole. He is supposed to be filling the hole in.
Kes:Can you stand on top of a hole.
Voice:I have never tried but I am guessing I cannot stand on top of a hole.
Kes:Well there you go then,that just proves just how talented and yummy my husband is.
Voice:Yes dear,can we get on with the update now.
Kris:Erm not to be rude Mum but exactly how old are you?
Gretel:Kristofer you do not ask a lady her age.
Kris:Yes but I am 92 so you must be getting on a bit now.
Voice:Ladies and Gentlemen Mrs Gretel Sekemot very old lady,and no she is not a vampire.
Voice:On her 83rd day Chaffinch Simself became the second..hold on a moment where do you think you are going?
Chaffinch:Stuff to do..
Voice:Way to ruin an important pivotal plot point.
Chaffinch:Come on you've seen on person eat ambrosia you've seen them all. I am a very busy woman.
Voice:Doing what exactly,you spent yesterday blowing bubbles.
Chaffinch:Well erm...
Voice:The day before that you spent five hours on the swings at the park.
Chaffinch:So not the point.
Voice:Happy birthday Pigeon pie.
Pigeon:Thank you why am I dressed like a doll.
Voice:Because I spent Simpoints on that dress and somebody is going to wear it.
Pigeon:Fair point.
Voice:There you go is the formal wear more to your liking.
Pigeon:I suppose so.
Voice:Come on that dress is lovely.
Voice:Look at the cute little puppies.
Pigeon:You are a very odd woman.
Voice:Yeah whatever you are the one talking to someone on the other side of a computer screen.
Pigeon:I have no answer for that.
Voice:I think I may have finally gone insane.
Pigeon:That ship sailed a long long time ago my friend.
Voice:I think it just might have.