Episode Eleven: Intentional TripletsPreviously, on The Hacker Dynasty, Terry went around the world doing various requests for strangers so that each country's government would grant him permission to stay for longer than six days. He also lost a fight to a mummy, which is bad because Terry is supposed to be supermaxing Martial Arts.
We begin this episode with Terry working from home as the newest Toddler Sports Coach. Although a professional athlete is normally paid by their performance, Terry likes to go one step further by working at the library all night. How is it that Terry can work in his field without playing the actual sport or, as of this screenshot, coaching nooboos? By cutting people from his team.
Terry: Marty Keaton, he's cut. Monika Morris, she's cut. Ethan Bunch, oooh definitely cutting. Darrell Luna, don't know who he is but he's cut. Now on to cutting the toddlers...
Through the ingenious method of cutting every single toddler from the team, then dressing up as a toddler and winning the match by himself, Terry got promoted to a Minor Leaguer. However, seeing all those toddlers running around made Terry realize something, he wanted to be a father and have a toddler of his own to coach. Terry doesn't really know anyone that is suitable to bring in the third generation though so he went door to door looking for a wife.
Terry: Hi, I'm Terry Hacker, what's your name?
Bella Bachelor: It's 11:30 PM, isn't it a little late to be meeting new people?
Terry: It's 5 o' clock somewhere.
Although Terry couldn't quite woo Bella Bachelor that night, it didn't stop him from forming a group the next night. They mostly stood in place and talked since driving your date around in a motive mobile instantly makes people happy. Eventually, Terry started to make his moves.
Terry: Want to be my girlfriend?
Bella: Wow, do you actually live in this house?
Terry: No, I just thought it'd be a good place to ask you.
Terry: And a good place to show you this.
Bella: But we only met last night!
Terry: What's wrong? Can't keep up?
Bella: No no, I'll marry you, just slow down!
Terry: Nope, we're having the wedding now. Here's your ring.
Bella: (Please do not try for a baby immediately, please do not try for a baby immediately...)
Terry: Now I need to take care of one small thing...
Bella: (Yes! A moment to catch my breath!)
Terry: ...And then we'll try for a baby.
Bella: (AWWWW!)
After getting married, Terry went home to summon the genie for his final wish. Little did he know, Terry waited so long to make that final wish that something unexpected happened.
Terry: Felix, I'm--W-whoa! Who are you?
Chiquita Godfrey: Felix no longer exists. My name is Chiquita, I will be replacing your former genie.
Terry: Can I call you Banana?
Chiquita: Only if you use your last wish on it.
Terry: Anyway, regardless of who replaces Felix, I'm ready to make my final wish.
Chiquita: Very well, what shall it be?
Terry: I wish for... A LARGE FAMILY!
Chiquita: You do not have to shout the wish, Master.
[Author's Note: Apparently, if you get a different genie when cleaning the lamp, your wish count is reset. This was supposed to be my third wish but the game treated it as my first wish. I'm not complaining, I'll take it.]
Terry: Baby time, Bella.
Bella: Wait, are you sure you want to have kids? They're a lot of responsibility and--
Terry: Not if you have swinging chairs, scented candles, a fireplace, and this kind of house. We'll be fine.
Because we're all sick of seeing two pixelated blocks climb into a shower and women becoming nauseated, let's skip directly to Bella becoming pregnant with the third gen.
A few days later, Bella went into labor while walking outside to play with the sprinklers. It's time for her to do the ritual all women do and that's driving to the hospital by yourself while in labor. If Bella is tough enough to do that, then she's tough enough to raise kids.
Thanks to large family wish from Terry, Bella gave birth to triplets. From left to right are Ivan, Richard, and the third generation, Keith. Ivan and Richard are both
couch potatoes and
insane whereas Keith isn't quite a couch potato but he is
insane and a bit
eccentric. Nothing the swings and a locked door can't handle.
Italicized = CompleteTerry's Immortality ProgressTraits: Disciplined, Athletic, Adventurous, Charismatic, Workaholic
Lifetime Wish: Seasoned TravelerCareer: Professional Sports
Supermax: Martial Arts
Real Estate: Divisadero Budget Books, Stoney Falls (Level 3)Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen, Young Adult
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Prepared Traveler, Moodlet Manager, Fireproof HomesteadUnique Opportunities: Ticket Counting
Best Friends: Jerry Wolff, Tyra Rosario, Johanna Grimes, Lourdes Gaines, Isaiah Post
Keith's Immortality ProgressTraits: Eccentric, Insane
Lifetime Wish: To create an army of simbots of course!
Career: By the time he maxes this out, the consignment store is going to be sick of him.
Supermax: Gee, I wonder what he is going to supermax with ecc--It's inventing, okay?
Real Estate: If he were to buy the science lab, he could make his own rules. Who says they have to study plant life?
Portraits: And the mighty cow plant from the Metropolis sayeth: "Thou Shalt Not Paint Portraits of Infants"
Unique Lifetime Rewards: You already know what two of them are going to be with an inventor sim.
Unique Opportunities: Man I hope the simbot creation one counts.
Best Friends: I honestly would not be surprised if all of his friends were simbots.
The Other Two Non-Immortal SiblingsTraits: Who cares?
Lifetime Wish: I'm going to pick the one on the far left when they age to YA, even if it's gold digger.
Career: May as well have them do SOMETHING, right? Could have them both do culinary and get a couple of those fridges.
Supermax: Being non-immortal, they could supermax all of the skills with no reprocussions whatsoever if they wanted.
Real Estate: If they were to buy real estate, they'd be hurting the future generations.
Portraits: They don't need portraits.
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Ok you two, your task is to buy as many moodlet managers and motive mobiles as you can. GO!
Unique Opportunities: Step 1. Accept opportunity. Step 2. Never do it so that they don't get phone calls.
Best Friends: Friendship is magic for immortals. They're not immortals however...