Episode Three: A Birthday, a Marriage, AND a Baby?Sunset Valley's got a new officer in town, she don't take no gruff from nobody. No criminal in Sunset Valley is safe from Agnes's grumpiness. She'll arrest you if you even look at her the wrong way while she's in a bad mood... which is why the innocent are also in danger. The motive mobile ensures that Agnes will always be in a good mood no matter what. If Agnes is in a good mood, she won't want to arrest people. As long as people sacrifice their best swordfish to the almighty cow plant however, no harm will come to the people of Sunset Valley.
The episode begins with Agnes's adult birthday. Justin doesn't really know anyone other than Agnes so unfortunately, there's no party for her. On the bright side...
Justin: I got you a birthday present.
Agnes: What's that?
Justin: Your very own personal butler. She came with her own noise maker to celebrate your birthday.
Butler: I am pleased to serve you, madam.
Justin: I had to give up the immortal dental plan to pay for her though.
At least she got the makeover she wanted.
A couple of days later, Justin finished supermaxing painting and maxing out his career. With the hard part out of the way, Justin went down to the library where Agnes was busy maxing writing for her lifetime wish.
Justin: Hey Agnes, I'm ready for my young adult portrait now
Agnes: Uh-huh...
Justin: Are you okay? You look mesmerized.
Agnes: Yeah sure.
Justin: You're not paying attention at all to what I'm saying, are you?
Agnes: The butler broke a window playing pool? She's fired.
Justin: Oh for--we have no windows! Come here!
Justin: Maybe this will get your attention.
Agnes: Yes!
Justin: Now are you ready to paint a portrait and birth a child?
Agnes: Huh? Oh sure sure sure. Let's go home.
After getting married in the library, the Hackers went home. Agnes painted Justin's portrait really quickly and together, went to the bathroom to try for a baby.
It must have been successful because while Agnes was busy maxing writing and Justin was busy banning gardening by maxing it, Agnes became very sick and threw up in the library. As if public toilets couldn't get any worse...
But the good news is, Agnes is pregnant with the second generation. What could possibly be planned for the second generation? Since all Agnes can think about right now is the soothing salvation she got at the day spa, the only way to find out is to wait for the baby to be born.
Demonstrating her horrible timing, Agnes went into labor right when she was about to finish maxing writing for her lifetime wish. Not wanting to give birth to a baby in the middle of the library, Agnes drove the motive mobile while the baby was kicking her stomach the entire way and had the child there. She's one tough lady.
Say hello to Terry Hacker, the second generation. Being
disciplined, he spent his first moments trying to parry the doctor's scissors when cutting the umbilical cord. It took a while for him to get tired so he's probably
athletic as well.
Agnes: Justin, are you sure about your parenting skills?
Justin: Not really, but I think I have something that will help.
Italicized = CompleteJustin's Immortality ProgressTraits: Ambitious, Charismatic, Perfectionist, Artistic, Couch Potato
Lifetime Wish: Swimming in CashCareer: Architectural DesignerSupermax: PaintingReal Estate: Summer Hill Springs (Level 3), Hogan's Deep Fried DinerPortraits: Young Adult
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Motive Mobile, Extra Creative, No Bills EverUnique Opportunities: Art Class, Popular Painter
Best Friends:
Terry's Immortality ProgressTraits: Disciplined, Athletic
Lifetime Wish: I promised I wouldn't do this LTW again in a previous dynasty but promises were made to be broken.
Career: Architec--Oh wait, Justin did that... uh... well... something else!
Supermax: He has disciplined, it's pretty easy to guess.
Real Estate: The Hackers are broke, it's going to have to wait.
Portraits: Justin can take care of this.
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Sadly, it's too early into the dynasty to breathe in incenses for baby happiness.
Unique Opportunities: He'll need a cell phone first.
Best Friends: He's going to have to learn to talk first.