Artie's Lunar Lunacy

[donatello]

Five? FIVE?! Rica there's something wrong with that town of yours...

[RainBeau]

Oh my! That was Insane!

And Addy has two voices in her head?

[ladyaya]

Poor Addy; she changed so much. =/
COngratulations on seven Immortals~

Dear Artie;

I'm not sure you would enjoy having myself as a Watcher. To find out just ask Ciaran Grey, a rising in the ranks Master-Thief-to-be in Union Cove for his opinion on his Watcher.

Regards,
              Anna

[Shirin]

Mr Grim,

If I may, I am happy to switch Watchers with you. I will take yours, you can have mine. She's defective perfect, and you appear to need some chaos stability in your life, especially at your ancient youthful age.

Please feel free to pick her up between 9am and 6pm any day of the week. She's at:
14 The Lake
Lucky Palms

Ama Hendrix

PS: If you pick her up outside of those hours, just give me advance notice. I have a couple of single daughters and a single great-grandaughter you may be interested in.

[Ricalynn]

Gilberto: "Addy.. is that you?"
Adrasteia: "Whatcha think, meow?"
Gilberto: "What do you want me to think?"
Adrasteia: "Good answer.. Come on.  Let's go enjoy the town shall we?"
Gilberto: "As you wish.."


Adrasteia: "I can't believe they said we were too loud."
Gilberto: "It's ok.  The ban is only temporary.."


Adrasteia: "I see.. fleas in your future."
Gilberto: "Fleas!  You're not going to turn me into a werewolf are you?"
Adrasteia: "No! But there's a fleabag hanging over your shoulder."


Airica: "So we should start a second band and I'll of course be the keyboardist."
Aker: "Sounds like fun but what should we call ourselves?"
Airica: "I don't know.  Times like this I wish I had access to the forum." -clears throat-
Artie: "Yeah too bad that you don't eh?"


Just what did she do to him?


Adrasteia: "You're insane too?  That's awesome!"
Werewolf guy: "Yeah isn't it great."
Adrasteia: "I'm still going to have to do it though."
Werewolf: "Do what?"
Adrasteia: "Put you down."


Werewolf: "Not what I had in mind but hey.  I'd like to get to know you better."
Adrastreia: "Maybe tomorrow."


Aker: "I was coming to check on you as it's 5 am but I see that's not necessary. " -snaps a picture-
Adrasteia: "Hey why did you do that?!"
Aker: "We have pieces to get for the museum."
Adrasteia: "Not now and don't you dare use that picture of me skinny dipping."
Aker: "Oh but now I have to.  You said the magic make it happen words. See you at home sweetie." -waves and goes home-


Adrasteia: "Whitney!  Take that."
Whitney Hyman: "I wasn't looking!"
Adrasteia: "You were totally watching me skinny dip.  I can't believe you!"
Whitney: "No I wasn't!  Aww man." -clownified-


Addy's Head Voice: "The paint may hide the wrinkles but it will never hide what you did."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "Don't listen to her!  It wasn't your fault.  It was them.  They just want you to do what they want.!"
Addy's Other Other Head Voice: "We all have times in our lives where things get complicated.  Don't lose sight of what's right."
Addy's Head Voice: "It's all your fault."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "It's her fault."
Addy's Other Other Head Voice: "Forget the past, look to the future.  Remember the unicorn.  Remember your mother."
Adrasteia: "Shut up. Shut Up.  Everyone just Shut up!"
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "Hey I was getting a snack.  What's everyone yelling about?"
Adrasteia: -screams in frustration and heads home-


Adrasteia: "Nothing like flying to make things better."
Addy's Other Other Head Voice: "Flying is freedom.  You're very good even if you do wear cat slippers."


Adrasteia: "Shouldn't this make me nauseous?"
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "Only if you go upside down."
Adrasteia: "I am upside down"
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "Oh well then I guess not."


Aker: "Sweetheart, it's time we start working on your portrait requirement."
Adrasteia: "I don't want to."
Aker: "It's not a question of whether you want to or not.  It's not a question at all.  You have to do it."


Adrasteia: "What am I to you?! Some small child you think you can push around.  I'm a grown adult and if I say no portrait, than I mean no portrait!"
Aker: "That's fine.  We'll do it later tonight then."


Adrasteia: "NO!  Not tonight not ever again!" -tosses a potion at her grandfather-


Aker: "Adrasteia.  This is not funny young lady. Change me back this instant."
Adrasteia: "Oh you would like to be changed?  Try this on for size."


Aker: "Ribbit!" *Croak*
Adrasteia: "That's much better.. "
Aker: -does a little hop and starts yelling in froggish-
Adrasteia: "I'm sorry.. what was that? Oh yes I do believe I will go to the park."
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "Sweetheart,  that wasn't very nice."
Addy's Other Other Head Voice: "Quite rude in fact."
Adrasteia: "You two try being nice and proper with all of you in your head."


*Mid-Life Crises wish to Quit Job achieved!*
Adrasteia: "That wasn't nearly as satisfying as it should have been."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "A little over the top don't you think?"
Adrasteia: "It's just soo boring there."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "There is nothing wrong with the business career.  It's a great opportunity for some."


Adrasteia: "Huh.. well I guess I know not to use the thirst charm on her.."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "That would fail the dynasty to kill someone!"
Addy's Head Voice: "Do it!"
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "No!  I'm getting tired of your spite.  One day I'm going to find a way to shut you up."
Adrasteia: "Hey.. stop arguing.  You're making my inner ears hurt."


Adrasteia: "Ohh Jamie... " - bladder curse..-
Jamie: "Why would you do that?!"
Adrasteia: "Not done yet.. "


Jamie: "Sooo hungry.. " -pees himself-
Adrasteia: "Ew.  You know not having good hygiene is a good way to get sick.." -pestilence curse-


Jamie: "Why don't you get a little closer Addy..?"
Adrasteia: "Hey.. no get away from me."


Adrasteia: -sunlight charms self-  "Well that backfired."
Addy's Head Voice: "Hahaha."
Addys Other Other Other Head Voice: "Well.. karma."
Adrasteia: "Gee thanks."

[Wiry]

Well then. That's just complicated Adrasteia Grim.

[Dextra2]

Addy has four voices in her head?! Wonder who the other three are...

[RainBeau]

I think I counted five? I'm not sure, I got lost! No wonder the poor thing is Insane!

[NicoleML]

I counted four. None of them can agree on anything, no wonder Addy's insane, poor thing.

[Ricalynn]

It's four.  It's confusing but it's four.   I'm glad you guys are all enjoying this.  I know I am.  We're so close to the end!




Adrasteia: "Hello.. Are you Rachel Moran?"
Rachel: "Yes.. do I know you?"
Adrasteia: "I believe you know one of my line.  Artie Grim?"
Rachel: "Of course I know Artie, he's the father of my children.  Come in Come in."


Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "Addy.  What are you doing?"
Addy's Head Voice: "Oh this is brilliant."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "Oh he is not going to like what you are planning."
Adrasteia: "I just wanted to come ask how you could be so stupid to not realize that the man felt nothing for you?  Did you know you were the sixth woman to fall for his charms and give him children? Did you know all the other children born over the last few days had been his?  The Hymans, The Gothiers, The Littlejohns, The Crockers and then your little Morans."
Rachel: "I'm not sure I like your tone.  Get out of my house."
Adrasteia: "I was just trying to warn you against him.  You can't let him hold any sway over you."
Rachel: "I said get out!"


Adrasteia: "Oh well.  One more thing then... I hope you don't mind being human." -tosses a potent cure elixir at the fairy- "You obviously don't deserve to outlive his other women."
Rachel: "Wait.. what?!"


Adrasteia: "Enjoy your mortality, glowbug. Well.. former glowbug."
Rachel: "May the devil take you!"
Adrasteia: "Lady I'm related to the devil."


Adrasteia: "Hey Whitney.. how's the fangs?"
Whitney Hyman: "Doing good, doing good.  What's with your face Addy?"
Adrasteia: "Needed something new.  Wanna dance?"
Whitney: "I can't.  Need to go find me a snack."
Adrasteia: "Ok but don't bite too hard."
Whitney: "I know I know.  I hear fairy blood is good. Going to look for one of those."
Adrasteia: "Oh in that case.. I know someone.." -leans in to whisper-


Addy's Head Voice: "That was beautifully done but what if he turns her into a vampire?"
Adrasteia: "Then I guess that's what the thirst charm is for."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "You realize that if he finds out what you're doing.  He's going to be so mad. He'll glow & everything."
Adrasteia: "Bring it on, Artie Grim."
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "You do know that if this thing actually fails that you'll become one of us right?  There is no life after a failure until there is a success.  You'll become a voice in some poor child's head.  Or a voice in a sea of nothingness where no one can hear you."
Addy's Other Other Head Voice: "Not all of us are lost.  If it hadn't been for #1, I wouldn't have had the ability to do this.  Due to their lack of power, the rest of us can do as we will."
Addy's Head Voice: "What do you mean lack of power?!"
Adrasteia: "I'm going home now. Keep it down so I can drive the vacuum safely."


Adrasteia: "Roses are red, Violets are blue.  My grandfather's a toad and I really miss you."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "It's almost sweet.  You need to change him back by the way."
Adrasteia: "I know but I was writing Gilberto."


Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "Now who are you writing?"
Adrasteia: "The man in black."
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "You're getting to be as bad as Artie."
Adrasteia: "Wait what?"
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "By going against your faithfulness, you're turning into Artie."
Addy's Head Voice: "Man.  I hate when one of you three is right."
Adrasteia: "Oh in that case.. " -gets new envelope and sends this one to Gilberto, too."
Airica: "Addy.. it's time to choose our outerwear."
Adrasteia: "Wait what?"
Airica: "Artie just stepped out of the shower wearing the same vest as David Doe.  We could all probably use the chance to get the new thing put together.  I'll let you dress Grandpa Apollo."
Adrasteia: "Coming!"






Gilberto: "I got your letters.  They were very sweet."
Adrasteia: "I missed you yesterday.  I was dancing all by myself."
Gilberto: -twirls her a little bit- "Well you're not now."
Adrasteia: "Trust me.. I know.  You make all my nerve endings go tingly."
Addy's Head Voice: "You know what the feeling really is?  Common sense leaving your body."
Gilberto: "Head voices getting to you?"
Adrasteia: "Am I that easy to read?"
Gilberto: "Only because I love you so much.  Come.. let me make you deaf to their words."


Adrasteia: "Aww  what a cute little kitty you are.  I think I'll call you Treasure."
Treasure the new kitty: "Lady.. I don't like monsters."
Adrasteia: "I'm not a monster."
Treasure: "You look like a monster."
Adrasteia: "Do not.  Come inside and meet Mr Bigglesworth."
Mr Bigglesworth: "Oh goodie.  A new friend.  I guess this makes you the crazy cat lady hmm?"
Adrasteia: "Whatever.  I could always give you up for adoption."
Mr Bigglesworth: "Ahh but if only you actually had the power you seem to think you have."
Adrasteia: " I don't have to take this abuse.  Going to the movies! Take care of Treasure."
Mr Bigglesworth: "Oh I will.  C'mere my cute little Scottish Fold.  Let me show the grand sights."
Treasure: "Where's the house?"
Mr Bigglesworth: "I asked the same question and I'm not sure the answer given was the actual reason or a lie.  Until I figure that out, it might be best not to ask the question again. "
Treasure: "What about fleas?"
Mr Bigglesworth: "We are well protected.  Come let me show you the toy chest.  It has catnip!"
Treasure: "Ooh.  Catnip."


Townie random act of evilness detected.  Seriously unprovoked..
Lydia Horn: "And that's for turning me into a zombie last week."
Adrasteia: -smacked around- "Hey.  I did not."
Lydia: "Yes you did.  At Terrence Hacket's party!"
Adrasteia: "Oh yea.. good times.  I changed you back... Obviously."
Lydia: "I don't care.  I hate you."
Adrasteia: "Oh yea.. " -throws tragic clown potion- "Well now you're a hating clown."


Lydia the Tragic Clown: "Oh and now I look like you just brilliant."
Adrasteia: "That's it.  You're going down Clown!"




Adrasteia: "I'm not a clown! I'm the crazy cat lady!"
Lydia: "Crazy? More like psycho.  Just because your family owns this town doesn't mean you can be a jerk all the time!"
Adrasteia: "Yes it does!"
Addy's Head Voice: "Wait.. does that mean I've turned into one of them?"
Addy's Other Head Voice: "You've been one of us."
Addy's Head Voice: "No.  That can't be true.  It's all her fault.  Not mine."
Addy's Other Head Voice: "Which blame are you throwing now?"
Addy's Head Voice: "I just.. I don't know.. Go away."
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: "We can't.  You trapped us here remember?"
Addy's Head Voice: "Abort.  Repeat Abort.  Need temporary disconnect."
Addy's Other Other Other Head Voice: -makes his move- "C'mere you!"


Disconnect authorized.  Temporary agent sent to observe..


Toxxis Opeth: "You look just like him!" -swoons-
Artie: "Uhh.. hello.  You're not too shabby for a greenie."
Toxxis: "I love a Sim how learns new crafts.  Maybe we can get to know each other." -instant best friend status-
Retrying connection...


Toxxis: "Oh.  Time to go."
Artie: "I love that cane.  You know it's named after me!"
Toxxis: -giggles-
Retrying connection...


Connection failed...


Retrying connection...

[Dextra2]

I think I know who Other Other Other Head Voice is. I'll send you a PM so I won't spoil it, though!

[Ricalynn]

Francisco: "Now would you give me a minute to say what needs to be said before you ruin everything."
Reaper Reuben: "I almost thought she was going to win."
Francisco: "Now you show up!"


Reaper Reuben: "Reka Grim - you are coming with me until such a time that a council can be called and your fate determined.  If you choose to resist arrest, I have full authority to send your soul to Abaddon where it will never leave.  So... you going to make my day or you going to be a good little dolly?"


Reaper Reuben: "Oh no.  Don't be good on my part.  It's no trouble at all for me to transport you to your new home."
Reka: "Why.. why are you doing this?"
Reaper Reuben: "Your maker is using your connection to the family to cause chaos all over the Simverse.  The thin layer that separates their world from ours is crumbling down to your extreme lack of power."


Reaper Reuben: "Technology isn't everything.  None of the power that you and yours have given themselves could ever equal what it means to be a watcher.  By blending the lines, you are taking down not only this family but all the lives that it has touched.  Including yourself."
Reka: -mouth hangs open-
Reaper Reuben: "The council will meet upon the success or the failure of this family..Until then only that one will be able to hold things together.  It's time to let the man get to work fixing everything you screwed up."








Francisco: -reboots computer- "That's all, he says." -grumbles- "It's just the fate of the family and the woman you love.  That's all."
-pfft- "He acts like this is the easiest thing I've ever done."
Retrying connection... connection made.
Agent 14: "Hey you're not one of ours."
Francisco: "Nope I'm the new king in town.  You might want to ET Phone home for some new orders while I take over.  Ok?  Bye bye now." -disconnects- "Time to check in with Daddy's Little Girl."


Reuben: "Don't worry Boss.  He'll do fine until the meeting.  Time to get the other to pull out, too.  We'll leave her in her hands."
The Boss: "What about the doll?"
Reuben: "Unfortunately, she decided to place nice doll.  I know just where to put her - with the others. I'm sure they'll know how to handle her."
The Boss: "I almost think it would have been nicer to take her to the Pit.  Go back to work.  There's a pick up of another C Steel in another SV."
Reuben: "Man.. thin lips needs to give it a break."
The Boss: "He keeps us in business and as usual business is booming.  Now leave."




Next Chapter

[sdhoey]

HOLY BATBALLS BATMAN!! And that's not what I said when after I read that! Way to go Witchybutt oh and Rueben!

[ArtisticFantasy]

Just... just.... Is that inside Adrasteia's head?

[Dextra2]

Huh. So I was sorta right.  Well, at least things well be quieter for Addy now!