Grr, I am yet to get a CaveAnything suit! 
Saffron is so gorgeous, I actually really like her outfit. 
I seem to only have real luck when it comes to the miner holes when it comes to the caveman/cavewoman suits. I have better luck doing other outfits with the time machine. However, I don't let my Sims travel back in time because they could change Artie's career to something else and screw the dynasty up. I refuse to let him retire because he's never had the wish for it and I don't want him to lose the red glow.
Apollo: "Hey I just freed you. What's with the face? You're the one who's useless and won't give me happiness."
Summer Thibodeaux: "I'm finally DONE!" -poof-
Apollo: "How rude. "
Apollo: "Hey new genie. I want eternal happiness."
New Genie: "Nope not available. We can do world misery instead?"
Apollo: "Fine. Useless. Absolutely useless."
Artie: "Weren't you a kid when I moved here?"
Nadia: "Yes but I'm a vampire what's your excuse."
Artie: "The power of awe-sim-ness."
Nadia: "Nice one."
Artie: "So why did you call me over and what are all these furballs looking at me?"
Nadia: "The One says that you are without proper companionship and I am to offer you one of mine's progeny."
Artie: "Is this really all you have to offer?"
Nadia: "I don't understand."
Artie: "No. None of these are worthy of my house. You can try again another time."
Saffron: "That was kind of easy."
Rica: "Yes it was. You're not even out of high school and you're already at the top of your career."
Saffron: "Now what?"
Rica: "Whatever you want."
Rica: "Is this really what you want to do now?"
Saffron: "It looks like fun. Artie is constantly laughing when he does it."
Rica: "Yeah but he's weird."
Artie: "Nothing like a quick snack before bedtime."
Rica: "Yeah but watch your eye with that thing."
Artie: "Oh you mean the chisel?"
Rica: "Yeah.. that."
Artie: "It'll be fine. I'm wearing my glasses."
Apparently dogs love Gnubb. They have to cheer for every winner.
Beowulf: "Good job Rosemary. "
Adrianna: "Oh man. I think it would be more fun to be on the miner right now."
Mr Bigglesworth: "So you're the second canine of the family. Is everything on schedule?"
Beowfulf: "No the schedule is completely messed up. We'll have to to take out the leaf policy."
Mr Bigglesworth: "Oh but the leaf policy and it's contingency were my favorites."
Beowulf: "It needs to go."
Mr Bigglesworth: "I think not. I think we'll keep it in for now."
Beowulf: "But.."
Mr Bigglesworth: -hisses and pulls out his spectral claws- "You will do as you are told! Now Obey!"
Beowulf: -barks in excitement- "Fine."
Mr Bigglesworth: "Oh and about the cloning. "
Beowulf: "We're working on it as fast as we can. It takes a while to earn that voucher you know."
Mr Bigglesworth: "I know. We have one of our own disguised and working on a solution to your... problem."
Beowulf: "I feel it's an improvement myself."
Rica: "Ninja training?"
Adrianna: "What? Huh?"
Rica: "Nothing.. Have fun?"
Adrianna: "Yeah this is awesome."
Tama: "Hi Franco. Do you know what this is?"
Franco: "Is that a stake?"
Tama: "Close it's my sculpting chisel. Do you want to know why I have it?"
Franco: "Yes I think I do."
Tama: "You see Franco. It's like this. You give me a promotion or I show you how well a chisel holds up to vampire heart."
Franco: "Oh .. is that all. Well of course you can have a promotion. I'd give you two if I could, just don't hurt me."
Rica: "NO. Get back into that tub right now."
Rosemary: "Adrianna don't do it."
Adrianna: "No, it's time. The family line must continue and frenchy boy over there is too chicken to join his woman on the other side."
Rica: "No. I said get back in that tub!"
Adrianna: "Hey this isn't too bad really. "
Jules: "For your information, I am no chicken."
Rosemary: "Ha!"
Jules: "I will miss you, my friend."
Adrianna: "Oh man up, grow a pair and give in to old age already. Now where's that reaper?"
Reaper Jean-Claude: "No dawdling. You're the one who wants to die."
Adrianna: "How rude."
Jules: "Do not 'urt 'er!"
Reaper Jean-Claude: "She just insulted you and you defend 'er?"
Jules: "She is my best friend. We all know zat I am za oldest and should zerefore be za first to go but It 'as not been so."
Jean-Claude: "I do not understand you, my friend. I, too, must leave now. Adieu."
Ares: "Oh it hurts."
Rica: "It will be ok Ares. I promise."
Ares: "I did not expect to feel this must pain."
Rica: "It's ok. We have a moodlet manager and a motive mobile and your Dad probably has some really good advice."
Ares: "That's true. Dad is weird but he's good at explaining things sometimes."
Rica: "Let's go home and grieve in private then shall we?"
Apollo: "Did you hear?"
Tama: "No what's wrong?"
Apollo: "My mother is gone."
Tama: "Oh no. I'm sorry, my fiery little fruit snack. She was a great lady."
Apollo: "I can't believe she's gone."
Tama: "She'll be back. My mother is here all the time and I'm sure yours will be, too."
Apollo: "Ok. I feel better now that you zapped me. So.. you thinking what I'm thinking, Tama-kins?"
Tama: "Oh I've been thinking it ever since you told me about your mom."
Apollo: "Oh really."
Gnome Arlene: "Hey Bernie, do I have a dog poo on this shoe?"
-rude noise-
Gnome Bernie: "That was a dirty dirty trick."
Tama: "Did you hear the music too?"
Apollo: "No but I heard the fireflies."
Tama: "Close enough."
Artie: "The hardest part about losing your wife is getting used to the empty bed. "
Ares: "Haha got you. What about everything else?"
Artie: "Well I've got time. We can just keep playing until you think you can go in there and see her pictures again."
Rica: "I could always remake a room for you two or put a bed in the zen garden."
Ares: "No.. I think I'll be fine. Maybe another hour or this ok dad?"
Artie: "Ok son."
Rica: "Oh come on! Two more feet!"
