Sometimes I get some images from this family that should probably go onto the weird funny pics thread but since its the dynasty I just have to share them here for my readers. There are a couple of these particular types of photos right here.
Dakota: "Ahh! All I wanted was eternal happiness!"
Itty Bitty Puppy meets Big Giant Space Bed
If this doesn't look like a picture of someone plotting, I don't know what does.
This is Alexander Cross. He's so in love with himself - he haunts his own ice sculpture.
Real Update time 
Dakota: "Aww Nooboo. I think I'm pregnant."
Rica: "Really?! Why I would have never guessed in a million years" -throws out her southern girl accent for flavor-
Dakota: "Don't be mean to me. I could be making a spine right now and you could make me make it all crooked."
Rica: "There's no such thing as a crooked spine in Sims prior to Elderhood. Crooked characters certainly. Crooked spines - I don't think so."
Dakota: "Jules Darling, we're having a baby."
Jules: "Wow, zat 'appened a lot fasterr zan I tot it would. I am just dat good, no?"
Dakota: "Definitely. Now come here and give me a kiss."
Jules: "But of course, ma chérie."
Dakota: "Daddy.. you're gonna be a granddaddy!" -slight squeel-
Buzz: -gasp- "That was the highest pitch you've ever been. It must be true."
Dakota: "Oh Daddy.."
Buzz: "Sorry I couldn't help myself. Congratulations sweetheart. I promise to be here for you as long as I can."
Rica: "Oh quit it with that I'm dying nonsense."
Buzz: "I'm the last one left from the first generation."
Rica: "Yes but your Dad didn't die for a lot longer."
Dakota: "It's ok if you die Daddy. I know you'll just come to say hello like Mom does. Plus when you die, Ares can have a child and I'll be able to teach my child to hook 'em young so what happened to me doesn't happen again."
Buzz: "Now honey."
Rica: "No it's Ok. I like this plan." -snickers-
Rica: "Well I guess that's one way to spend your time. "
Adrianna: "I want a job."
Rica: "We could use new harvesters maybe."
Adrianna: "I want a real job."
Rica: "Why?"
Adrianna: "Just get me a job, woman!"
Rica: "Hey! Don't you start with me or I'll have Rosemary seduce Ares behind your back."
Adrianna: "She can't do it if she's dead."
Rica: "No intentional killing!"
Adrianna: "What's with all the rules.."
Rica: "Fine.. you're now in charge of getting the fridge."
Adrianna: "We have a fridge."
Rica: "Nope a different one. And you're getting a midlife crises I think."
Artie: "So I hear there is a baby on the way."
Dakota: "Yeah but I can still whoop you any day so stop talking and start playing like a man."
Artie: "Ouch that hurts. "
Dakota: "Aww did I hurt the little baby's feelings?"
Rica: "Wow.. You're special when you're hormonal."
Rica: -hears zapping and moaning- "What was that?!"
Jules: "I seem to 'ave 'ad a bit of trouble."
Rica: "Well don't do that. You're almost a Daddy!"
Jules: "But zee dishwasherr is broken again."
Rica: "Call the repairman and go get a shower. Sheesh."
Rica: "Wait a minute, who's this guy?"
Rosemary: "Busy" -muffled as she continues snogging-
Rica: "Wait. Isn't this the paparazzi that loves to hang out in front of the house now?"
Rosemary: -does the hand flick to send Rica away-
Rica: "It is the paparazzi that hangs out at the house!"
Rosemary: "And now he's my boyfriend."
Rica: "Well at least you're guaranteed to see him every day."
Rosemary: "Yes he's perfect."
Rica: "If only he didn't have pirate shoes, I'd actually take a real picture of him."
Barkley: -barks- "Just be happy I didn't come out a horse!"
Mr. Bigglesworth: "Not yet anyway. I have been expecting you. There is much to discuss and very little time to tell you before your father notices you're outside. Come to the cat cave!"
Rica: "Well there you go. A whole lot of hours spent meditating and now you've actually completed the challenge."
Ares: "Ohmm. What does that mean exactly? Ohmmm ImNotJealousDakotaIsHavingABaby. Ohmmm"
Rica: "Huh? Oh well you have a neater and more effective zeneport now."
Ares: "Oh cool.. Maybe I can more effectively port into the girls locker room at the gym."
Rica: -groan-
Rica: "There you go. Kick his butt Rosemary!"
Ares: "Hey!"
Rica: "What? If I have to watch you do this another 25 times, I should at least get some enjoyment out of this."
Buzz: "Hey - we taking bets this time around."
Rica: "Shh! Family friendly forum!"
Buzz: "Oh yeah."
Rica: "Baxtor Baxtor Baxtor. You spent most of your life fighting with prey and you want to do it in the afterlife? What kind of afterlife is that?"
Baxtor: "Death did not change me. I am what I am and I was born a hunter."
Rica: "This is true. Ok fine. Just don't go waking up the pregnant lady tonight. She needs her rest."
Baxtor: "You mean the one who is awake and doing some heavy breathing right now?"
Rica: "What?!"
Adrianna: "Where are you going, you stupid frenchman? Your wife is in labor with your baby!"
Jules: "Dis is not a man's place. You stay and 'elp 'er. I will sleep on zee couch."
Bubba: "Ok that was fun but now I'm going to go use the litter box and go back to bed."
Adrianna: "Wait! Don't everyone leave me!"
Dakota: "No! Someone has to stay with me. Oww."
Rica: "Just breathe. Nice and steady. "
Dakota: "Don't tell me to breathe! Get this thing out of me! I want to go to the hospital."
Rica: "Nope - you're having a home birth like your mother. It's nicer that way and everyone else can go back to sleep."
Dakota: "What do you mean - they get to go back to sleep?"
Rica: "See. Everyone else gets to go back to sleep."
Dakota: -panting- "This is so unfair."
Rica: "Well that's just how life is. Now hurry up and push already."
Dakota: "I think the baby's coming finally!"
Rica: "Yay what is it?"
Dakota: "Aww Nooboo!"
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