Christin: "Who's mommy's little red slug? Huh? Peek-a-boo"
Ares: -full of giggles and gurgles-
Rica: "You know it's so weird that Artie had a boy."
Baxtor: "Didn't Artie have a son before?"
Rica: "Yes but that was Alex and he was special and not red."
Christin: "Ares is special."
Rica: "With two parents such as you, how could he be anything but?"
Baxtor: -sniggers, cough, blech-
Rica: "Aww man. You got your or your dad's hairball issue. Whatever thing."
Snuggles: "My favorite color is orange. It goes great with your favorite color!"
Dakota: "You're right it does. Like the colors of a sunset. I suddenly want to paint a sunset."
Rica: "I suddenly want to get rid of the creepy doll."
Artie: -uses creepy voice- "My precious"
Rica: "Stop it! Stop it right there buddy!"
Artie: "What? Go away woman. I'm spending some quality time with my boy here."
Rica: "I will not have you calling him your precious. That's just a bit over the line for me."
Artie: "I said.. Go away woman."
Rica: "I'm about to throw you into a hole Mister."
Christin: "It's almost my party.. couldn't you wait to throw him down the hole?"
Rica: "Fine!"
Artie: "Hey! You don't fart on the cake to blow out the candles."
Rica: "She's not Artie."
Artie: "Yes she is. I can see it happening right in front of me."
Christin: "I'm not. The fireflies have shown me a special way to remove the fire from the candles so that the river monsters won't come steal cake!"
Rica: "Exactly.."
Bella: "Why is she sitting on the cake?"
Christin: "Hey it's not so bad. My back doesn't hurt as much as Artie said his did."
Rica: "See. The cake is fine people."
Bella: "That's because it's scary Sims cake."
Rica: "True."
Christin: "I think I would like my new wardrobe now."
Rica: "Of Course m'dear. Everyone else should try the cake!"
Rica: "Aww nooboo. Welcome little gnome nooboo Deux!"
Rica: "Having to recreate a second elder wardrobe in red was not as much fun as I had hoped it might be."
Artie: "I probably shouldn't mention that my son's favorite color is red then."
Rica: "I know it is! That's how I knew he was evil."
Then there is that little problem of his birthday…. Child of Destiny or Child of death?
Buzz: "My ice sculptures don't melt anymore!"
Rica: "Awesome! That means you'll be able to get one of Cheyenne for the memorial wall."
Buzz: "Yep. Though I didn't want to think about it like that."
Rica: "Sorry. She's still a spring chicken. She's only 84."
Buzz: "What's that sound.."
Rica: "Oh no.."
Alexander: "Wow I was beginning to think I would never die."
Rica: "Me too! I mean you're only 121."
Alexander: "I've had a long and successful life. I've gotten to play tag with my little princess Dakota and I've been able to enjoy my last days beside my wife."
Tony the Reaper: "So I guess this means I won't have to beat you into your grave then. Alright let's not make a fuss. I've got a busy schedule to keep here."
Dakota: "Grandpa don't go.. !"
Rica: "Bad Bella.. get away from that reaper! Baxtor, you too!"
Patricia: -crying- "I can't believe he's gone."
Buzz: "It's ok Mom. We knew this would happen one day. "
Dakota: "Don't be sad Grandma. He said he was happy to go."
Patricia: "I can't help it pumpkin. My heart is broken."
Artie: "Oh boy. I should have known when he said busy schedule."
Patricia: "Alexander! I'm coming too!"
Bella: "Not again!"
Buzz: "Mom!"
Tony: "Hey Artie.. how you doing?"
Artie: "Not too bad. It's my boy's birthday."
Tony: I know.. Am I too early for the party?"
Artie: "Just a little bit."
Tony: "Aww man. Alright well I better skedaddle. Catch you later."
Christin: "We'd rather you didn't come back."
Frida Amarind: "No! I have a plasma fruit in my pocket. I was going to eat it .. I swear!"
Rica: "But you didn't! And Tony needed to be back for the party! So it's all your fault for not eating before you got into the car!"
Noela Spector: "That's why I keep food in the car."
Tony: "I knew I would get to go to this party! Hurry it up little vampire. It's almost cake cutting time!"
Dakota: "I'm getting tired of all this death. Blow out the candles already!"
Artie: "I did! Now let's see where can I put him down."
Aww man why'd you have to be so cute.
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