-POOF, gnomes appear, goblin/gnome laughter-
Gnomes in Unison: "It's your birthday!"
Mr Bigglesworth: "You things are not funny. Go away before I use one of you as a scratching post."
Artie: "Aww is the pretty black kitty cranky today. "
Mr Bigglesworth: -purrs- "Just wait till you become an old man. I plan on laughing at you all day."
Rica: "Whoo! Happy Birthday Old Man!"
Mr Bigglesworth: "How bad do I look?"
Rica: "I think the grey makes you look distinguished."
Mr Bigglesworth: "Get it off of me. Get if off! Please, pretty pretty please!"
Rica: "There that better."
Mr Bigglesworth: "Thank you."
Rica: "Artie is going to be so mad."
Artie: "Hey you're not the normal maid."
Christin: "Nope just joined the agency. Nice to meet you."
Artie: -three traits learned: Neat, Brave, Kleptomaniac- "Hey! You're neat too!"
Christin: "Hey what's the chances of that."
Artie: "That's so awesome. I like neat people. You don't have to teach them to put the plates in the dishwasher."
Christin: "I know!"
Artie: "You know I'm wondering if you like flowers because I was thinking about giving you flowers. Also, my favorite color is black. What's your favorite color?"
Christin: "I'm a big fan of the color red. Kind of like you. You're my favorite color."
Artie: "Well that works out really well for me because I'm about to flirt with you and I'm hoping that my being red helps you be more acceptable of that fact."
Christin: "Red Flowers, my favorite!"
Artie: "I know! We just talked about this twenty Sim minutes ago."
Christin: "I love them. Thank you."
Artie: "Would you mind staying for a while? I'd like to spend more time with you."
Christin: "I think that's acceptable if you don't mind that I haven't finished cleaning."
Christin: "So I--" -smooched-
Artie: -smooches-
~*~ Several hours later~*~
Christin: "What about that one? Is that one of the ones you named?"
Artie: "No, not yet. But as soon as I can get it's exact coordinates to the science center, I'll name it Christin."
Christin: "Oh Artie.."
Artie: "You interested in grabbing a bite to eat?"
Christie: "Sure."
Artie: "So that was a great breakfast. You interested in maybe becoming an official item?"
Christin: "I'd really like that, Artie." -smooch-
Artie: -new trait learned: Flirty- "Let's go back to my house and get to know each other some more."
Artie: -puts on formal wear to slide down slide.-
Christin: -puts on formal wear to slide down slide-
Artie: "!"
Artie: "You know there is a conspiracy in the world that all Grim Reapers are the same guy."
Christin: "I heard it's not that it's one guy but that it's millions of them and they're all lead by a little red puppy."
Artie: -last trait learned: Insane- "Hey, you're insane!"
Christin: "So are you!"
Artie: "You're so perfect and should we have children they might never make messes so will you move in with me?"
Christin: "Sure, if it means I don't have to clean anyone else's house ever again and can finally fulfill my dream."
Rica: "Welcome to the family Christin!"
Christin: "Who was that?!"
Artie: -conspiratorial whisper- "Oh by the way the cat talks and there is a watcher that doesn't leave any of us alone.. ever."
Christin: "Oh good, I was thinking it was one of the gnomes."
Artie: "They talk too."
Christin: "Ooo Creepy."
-gnome laughter-
Artie: "I know right."
So I'm trying to give Christin a new hairdo and that's when I noticed she looks a lot like Dawn from the last attempt. Maybe this is fate's way of telling Artie he should have stayed away from the green chick.
Final Makeover Done! It was killing me that we had a second person with the favorite color red in the house but I think it came out alright.
Kudos to Thomas for the bathing suit.
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