Artie's Lunar Lunacy

[Ricalynn]

Yes Prim looks a lot like her mom (Saffron) and grandma (Rosemary).  The funny thing is that in the game, Rosemary never had a mother.  When she moved in she had lived in a house with her dad, two siblings and a family friend. 

[Ricalynn]

Alegra: "Not that I'm complaining about the run but why are we out riding while everyone else is at City Hall?"
Amon: "My girlfriend is now older than me and I get the day off from school so I figured it would be a good day to work on our racing."
Alegra: "I can't argue but will she be upset you're missing her graduation?"
Amon: "No.  She'll just get even when I'm not paying attention."
Alegra: "Oh good for her. Now hold on."


Prim was Valedictorian (naturally) and voted Most Likely to Take Over the World.  I wonder what her classmates know that I don't.


Cory: "Hey Rica - Check out my birthday present to myself. "
Rica: "Awesome.  Just in time for Metro to OK UnlockOutfits."
Cory: "Who Did what with the Huh?"
Rica: "Nevermind.  Artie will understand."
Artie: "Wahoo! I love that Man."


Saffron: "Oh my heart!"
Rica: "How in the world? I bet he forgot to eat that plasma fruit we gave him."
Saffron: "The world is such a dark and evil place now." -pops wish to Kiss Party Guest for First Time-
Rica: -shakes head- We all grieve in different ways I guess.


DJ War: "And here is a new track guaranteed to keep you people in a trance."
Angus: "Aw man.  There is going to a dead vampire tonight isn't there?"
Apollo: "I'm thinking it's going to be that one right there."


Rica: "I think you ruined the trance we had going."
Cory: "It's my birthday.  I do what I want."
Rica: "You do what you want even if it isn't your birthday."


Cory: "Ow My back."
Rica: "What is it with you old people complaining about your back?"
Cory: "It hurts when the sparkles make you stoop a little bit."
Rica: "Good to know.  Glad I don't get attacked by sparkles when I age.  Off to the dresser.  Then we can feed the guests with cake."


Rica: "I have to say.  I do like having someone female with the color black. "


Amon: "So hey sexy Doctor lady girlfriend."
Prim: "Hey yourself there kiddo.  "
Amon: "Ouch.  I'm wounded.  I think I need medical attention."
Prim: "My boss is standing right over there.  Maybe you could tell her to promote me while you explain how you got 'wounded'."
Amon: "If I get you a promotion, will I get a kiss?"
Prim: "Not until your birthday."
Amon: "That's like forever from now."


Angus: "Hey there boy.  I didn't know if you would visit us or not."
Dancer: "I didn't know if I would either.  But I'm always happy to eat some of your perfect produce."
Angus: "I'll give you some more if we finish the talk we were having the time before last.  "


Angus: "You're sure about this?  I  mean I don't mind being the messenger."
Dancer Horse: "No.  Bring the boy to me, please."


Amon: "Well I guess if that's how it's supposed to be.  That's how it's supposed to be. I will keep an eye out."
Dancer: "You will know when it's time.  Tell Alegra hello for me too."
Amon: "What do I look like?"
Dancer: "Someone that should do as he's told."


Sofia Vanderburg's house just won $2000 at the blackjack table.
Rica: "Wait?! There are still people here from the party.. Oh man. Bye bye Sofia."
Sofia: "I can't die.  I just money."
Rica: "Yes but your silly butt didn't eat all night either."


Reaper: -thinks- Hmm better clean this up before Artie wakes up.  Talk about a neat freak.  I can't stand people who just have to clean up every little mess they see.


Reaper: "Now that's done.  How about a quick hand huh?"


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[Ilessthan3TheSims]

I love the pic of Grim going to play poker 

[SimBlip]

I'm so intrigued by the conversations with Dancer. This is really, really good! Thanks for writing.

[Juxtaposition]

Ha! I love it when Grim does extra stuff! Cleaning up and playing around are always so much more funny when it's Grim doing it.  (And yes, his Grim roots are part of why I love Artie so very, very much, platonicly)

Cory looks great as an elder, you did a wonderfully job with her wardrobe.

[Gogowars329]

Grim playing poker, hilarious! Cory looks really nice as an elder. The black clothes really suit her.

[DeLouche]

Oh my days, I found this story yesterday, and have read it all in two days. Fantastic, very funny pictures, dialogue and commentary

[ladydragon76]

I've been reading this for the past couple days, and I just LOVE it!  You're an incredible writer!  I am very much looking forward to the next update.

[Jake4Life]

You're chapters are so funny!

[sdhoey]

Rica, this just gets better and better. I love it..

[Ricalynn]

Alegra: -thinks- "I'm flying!"
Amon: -thinks- "Please don't land in the water. Please don't land in the water."


Reaper Tony: "Come on, old gal.  Time to take you to that big litter box in the sky."
Bridget: "Took you long enough.  I'm 60 you know!"
Reaper Tony: "I know.  I know.  I can't come til the Boss gives us the post it you know."
Bridget: "No excuse.  I'm tired of fishing in a puddle and I miss my sister."


Artie: "I can't believe the Bigglesworths are all gone.  Now who am I to torture?"
Rica: "I can't believe they're gone either.  The boss hasn't said anything to me or you.  So I'm a little worried. "
Artie: "New target acquired."
Rica: "Pfft.  We all know you never stopped."


!Loud music!
Amon: "Nice."
Rica: "Aww our little baby is growing up.  Now to just get Alegra topped off a bit more.  Oh and just so you know Bridget just died so you can now go get that horse but remember curfew!"
Amon: "Cool!"


Prim: "I don't understand why I had to bring him up here and not someone else."
Rica: "Because you should want to hang out with your underaged boyfriend."
-shining lights and a siren-
Prim: "What the.."
Rica: "Hurry beat him home!"


Rica: -wonders why she can't stop Prim from scolding him-
Prim: "I told you not to leave the property or you'll get picked up.  Do you have any idea what it looks like to have your underage boyfriend picked up by the cops?!"
Amon: "Whoa.  Settle down there missy."


Amon: "You really hurt my feelings yelling at me like that."
Prim: "I'm sorry hon.  It's just frustrating that it's not your birthday yet.  Let's go to bed and you can get that horse after school maybe. Don't worry.  I won't keep you grounded.  I won't even tell your parents."
Amon: "Hmph."


Amon: "I'm glad your gardening is doing well.  Alegra understands that she's not allowed to stay here with us because you might kill her if she gets a hold of your plants."
Angus: "Good.  I hate to make your horse stay at the ranch but really isn't it better for her?  Places to run, training equipment.  It's right next to the equestrian center.
Cory: "Haha.  You two are so distracted I won again."
Angus & Amon: "Evil woman"


Apollo: "Hey this doesn't sound too bad." -hits a few more keys-
Rica: -flinches- "Piano Class.. now!"
Apollo: "What? "
Rica: "Now.  and we're getting a smaller piano.  That thing is huge."


Amon: "Ok Sally Mustang One.  I really like you and I'm glad we were able to be really close friends but I want you to have an even better owner so I'm going to sell you to my friend Dave.  Ok?"
Sally One: "What?  Already? I'm still untrained."
Amon: "I know but I don't like having the house so full and I think you deserve better."


Apollo: "And you tell whoever is pretending to be in charge that when my granddad finds out we had another one of you low lifes here heads are gonna roll."
Angus: "Man.  I wanted to beat up the burglar this time."


I suddenly realize having an evil painter is a little fun with some of the paintings.  Not as cool as the neurotic ones but close.


EPIC MUSIC.
Amon: "Hey that kind of tickled."
Rica: "Wai-wha?"
Amon: "I apparently completed my LTW."
Rica: "That's not possible.  It still says 10 out of 40. "
Amon: "Just trust my gut.  I completed it."
Rica: "I'm asking Metro..."
Amon: "No trust.  No trust."
Rica: "Oh and congrats on the two wins."


Cory: -thinks- "Haha I won.  I kept my man.  Haha look at Apollo cry like a baby."
Saffron: "Hey.  This is no fair.  I'm only 99."
Rica: -sniffs-


Reaper Roy: "So you.."
Saffron: "Haha can't catch me."
Reaper Roy: "...ready? Wow Ok.  Apparently, she's heard the scythe slapping stories."


Prim: "Mommy."
Cory: -thinks- "I just realized that she was my best friend.  I'm going to miss her so much." -cries like everyone else- (Seriously, she stood around for a while and then suddenly started crying.  It was hilariously weird)


Prim: "Oh Amon.  I can't believe she's gone.  I knew she wouldn't live forever but I hoped for a little more time.  You know?"
Amon: "There there sweetpea.  The pain will lessen I promise.  Just let me get out my moodlet manager."
Prim: "No I don't want it to go away yet."


Amon: "Cheer up buttercup.  Just think.  This means after my birthday as soon as you decide you want a baby, we can have one."
Prim: "Really?"
Amon: "Of course.  We all knew you were going to have my baby as soon as you were born."
Prim: "Wait.  What if I don't want your baby?"
Amon: "Just wait until I'm a little older and I'll prove that you want my baby."
Prim: "Uh huh.  It's past your bedtime.  I wish to be alone now with my grief."
Rica: "Smoooth."

[Ricalynn]

Rica: "Ok so sometimes having an evil painter isn't as cool.  That just looks wrong."
Cory: "What do you mean?"
Rica: "Nothing.  It's party time.  Everyone outside.  Cake for breakfast!"


Artie: "How many more of these early mornings are we going to have to do?"
Ares: "Dad even I can count that it's going to be quite a few more."
Artie: "Bah."
Angus: "Thanks Gramps. "
Rica: "Don't mind him.  He's a night owl.  Happy Birthday boys."


Angus: "Ow that really does hurt."
Amon: "What do you mean it hurts?"
Angus: "My back."
Amon: "Sheesh. Old people."


Amon: "Go ahead.  Say it with me.   I'm a sexy beast."
Rica: "I'm a sexy beast."
Amon: "No.  I am."
Rica: "You're certainly striking.  Let's fix you up and see how sexy you are in real clothes."

 Angus first:

Angus and his cowprint live on with his very own caveman suit. 

And now that unlock outfits is available...

Check out the sexy cowboy.  The outfit is from the singing career I believe and I think it's perfect for Amon.


Rica: "Happy Birthday Amon.  What are you going to name our new horse?"
Amon: "I don't know."
Rica: "I think it should be Zyrtec."
Amon: "Alright.  Hello Zyrtec - let's go for a ride."


Prim: "Oh quit screaming you big baby.  It's over."
Rica: "I think you're supposed to be nicer.  Something about bedside manner."
Prim: "Oh is that in one of the books?"
Rica: "I don't know. "


Efrain Harden: "Ahh.  A simbot.  How dare she ask for an autograph while I'm trying to get my vaccination!"
Rica: "Ugh I forgot how annoying clinics and celebrities were."


Prim: "Hmm.  Where do I put this thing?"
JoAnna Grim: "According to Velmoor's Guide to Simbot Health Concerns, you can put it up there next to my shoulder joint and it should do the trick."
Prim: "Oh ok." -jabs in the needle-


Loud & Epic Music!
Rica: "Hey !  Congratulations on your last promotion."
Cory: "I did it.  I'm finally a 5 star Chef."
Rica: "That's awesome.  Now what do you want to do?"


Cory: "This is what I want to do.  I'm done with getting garlic thrown on me and getting stuck in the freezer."
Rica: "Ok.  More painting for you then."
Cory: "Excellent.  Let's go home."


Amon: "Hey Prim.. "
Prim: "Yes sexy.."
Amon: -gets down on one knee-
Prim: -gasp-



Next Update

[ratchie]

Amon certainly is one sexy cowboy Prim is one lucky lady.

Rachel

[Deme]

He does certainly look nice as a young man, and that outfit is pretty great.

[RainBeau]

I have one word for Amon: Wow. He is way pretty. That bit he said to Prim about making sure she wants his baby...wow. By the way, do you happen to have allergies by any chance?