Artie: "Now just make a turn up ahead so we can head back towards the house."
Ares: -turns immediately-
Artie: "What are you doing?!"
Ares: "You said turn!"
Artie: "I said up ahead not here! You could have thrown us right into the side of that giant crater right here."
Ares: "No. I wasn't doing that at all."
Rica: "You're in the motive mobile this should be super easy and relaxing. Shut up both of you and just let him drive!" -gasppantgasp-
Artie: "No need to get worked up, woman."
Ares: "Seriously."
Rica: "Oh come on. Can't you too go sleep wherever it is you went to."
Rica: "Aww man. Even in death I need to tell you two to get a room!"
Rica: "Seriously?"
Artie: "What?"
Rica: "Isn't that number 3?"
Artie: "Your point?"
Rica: "That's it no more hole diving for you."
Artie: "Oh happy day!" -starts singing-
Rica: "Now you get to just make the holes and fill them in. No more of that exploring stuff."
Artie: -grumblegurgle-
Ares: "Well that was futile and uneventful."
Rica: "You know if I hadn't been paying attention, I would have thought you were your father."
Ares: "Thanks I think. Now what?"
Rica: "Now it's shower time and another hole before bed."
Buzz: "I need to talk to you."
Artie: "I can't make my son grow up any faster."
Buzz: "No it's not the pranks. We need a gardener."
Artie: "I'm not having anymore kids."
Buzz: "No. I mean go find someone else to do it."
Artie: "Can't Dakota do it?"
Buzz: "No. She still has a few other things to max in preparation of my death. Go get me a gardener."
Artie: "What about you?"
Buzz: "Just go get one!"
Ares: "Oh.. hi Rosemary."
Rosemary Begley: "Hey Ares. I forgot to tell you that I had a birthday on my way over to your house. I also got a job as a paparazzi. What did you want to do that you invited me over?"
Ares: "It's too late. I can't do it now."
Rosemary: "Do what?"
Ares: "Ask you to the prom. You're all old now and stuff."
Rosemary: "I'm sorry. I'm sure I would have loved to go if I was still a teenager."
Ares: "What's your new trait?"
Rosemary: "Green thumb."
Ares: "Oh cool. Well later."
Rosemary: "Later.."
Buzz: "Artie - Go get that one!"
Artie: -stalks the paparazzi for once- "Hey this is fun. You.. woman. Want to be friends?"
Rosemary: "Are you talking to me while the Grim comes to take old whats his face over there?"
Artie: "Yeah.. he was a nobody and I'm a 5 star celebrity. Want to be friends?"
Rosemary: "Sure."
Artie: "I glow therefor you have the family-oriented trait or something. I understand from my son that you have a green thumb?"
Rosemary: "I do. It's my newest trait."
Artie: "Good good."
Rosemary: "Excuse me.. duty calls."
Reaper: "Only you Artie would chase after a paparazzi."
Artie: "I didn't really think it would be this much fun to stalk someone but it really kind of is isn't it?"
Reaper: "I think you've been off the job too long my friend. Have fun. Taking this old guy here far far away."
Artie: "Have fun!"
Artie: "So you like gardening right?"
Rosemary: "I'm a green thumb."
Buzz: "Did she say she was a green thumb?"
Rosemary : "Yes I have a green thumb. Why does it matter?"
Buzz: "See.. just do as your told red man."
Artie: "Don't make me go get my reaper friend to come visit the house. "
Rosemary: "This has been.. weird but there is a party at the Su house that I must get pictures of. Bye!"
Rosemary: "Will you just go away?"
Artie: "Not until you hear me out completely and become good friends with me."
Rosemary: "What if I don't want to be good friends with you?"
Artie: "Then I find a way to not break the rules and still wall you up into a 2 x 2 square space with windows for walls."
Rosemary: "Fine! Say your piece while I take photos of Bethany skinnydipping."
Artie: "So what do you say? Give up the camera and the stalking and come live at my place and garden all day long for fun?"
Rosemary: "That's it just garden?"
Artie: "Possibly even marry my son and bring in a red child of your own. I'm not picky but he might be."
Rosemary: "I don't know.."
Artie: "We're rich and as soon as Ares has a birthday we're going to China."
Rosemary: "Ok I'm in."
Rica: "Welcome to the house. I'm Rica and I'll be the voice in your head from now until the end of time."
Rosemary: "Oh joy. He never mentioned a voice in my head."
Rica: "He really had no choice. The family painter and sculptor was pretty much vetoing doing anything for the boy until you were added to the house."
Rosemary: "That's a little weird. "
Rica: "Yes well I have a lot to tell you. Have a seat."
Rosemary: "Come live with me.. we have lots of money. We're going to China.. Never did he mention talking house, immortality or any of the rest of this crud. Oh no. It's too much to ask for a sticker on the front gate. Beware all who decide to live here... "
Gnomes: -weird goblin/garden gnome laughter-
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