Artie's Lunar Lunacy

[Ricalynn]

Hello Forum.   I know you all miss me when I'm not around and lately I've been around around. So you shouldn't miss me but I have to share with you the horrors of my life.   Every now and then I get nightmares.  Nightmares that the fiendish woman with my invisible strings has made me do things I don't want to do.  With the sudden onset of weather, I have been particularly plagued in my sleep.   It all starts with me being in Twinbrook.  I'm not a fan of twinbrook because sometimes you just can't get the swamp out of your robes no matter how many times you wash.  So back to me, I'm standing in the weirdest swimming ensemble I've ever seen, even for me, at the Twinbrook stadium.   I'm surrounded by snow, snowmen and snow angels.   There's even an igloo nearby that I seem to remember building.   Then out of nowhere *BANG* I'm frozen solid.



Next thing I know I've fallen over my onto my face in the snow.   No one is even close to nearby to try and thaw me out. 



To make matters worse, I notice the sky is getting dark.   I hear the banshee on my strings mutter something about meteors right before I'm suddenly no longer frozen and now several feet away. 



I could see it up at the sky.  Ready to rain down destruction on where I had been laying just moments before.   I watch the explosion and enjoy the eat that radiates from it now that I'm purple due to cold. 



Next thing I remember is the darned woman has me back to playing in the snow.  Where I get frozen again! 



I can't remember much beyond that but do any of you think you could send me some way to report this woman for abuse.  I request a new watcher if possible.   You can reach me at:
Artie Grim
65 Hyperion Highway
Lunar Lakes

Thank you.  I eagerly await your reply by the mailbox. 



And you mailbox.  Don't even think about eating my letters!

[Wiry]

Artie Grim:
                 I, Wiry, a master of all Evil sims would be glad to be your watcher.  Of course, you'll never receive this letter because your watcher has ordered the mailbox to eat all replies to your request.

[TheTripWasInfraGreen]

Looks like Artie just slipped under the radar of the Graves during their awesome, extended Twinbrook winters. He may have been frozen solid, but good job otherwise.

Okay, and seeing purple Artie is hilarious. It totally doesn't compliment him.

(No, I'm not applying for the new watcher position. Thank me later, Artie. I'm dry and humourless and he'd hate me after a sim-week)

[Gogowars329]

Artie you could always join my game. I don't usually play with Evil Sims so I am sure that a quick change with a few elixirs might be for the better.  I wonder what you would look like in a dress?

[MarianT]

Rica, I love your book titles!

Artie, you wouldn't want me for a watcher. I'd make you work rather than sit around playing video games all day.

[Ricalynn]

   Sorry about that.  Artie got loose and I let him because I really wanted to share him looking purple.  That's not mean at all.  Sharing is not mean.   



Addy's Head Voice: "Hey!"
Adrastreia: -gasps and starts to slip-
Addy's Head Voice: "Oh hey don't fall."


Adrasteia: -SPLAT-
Addy's Head Voice: "Aww that's too bad.  Still not talking to me?"
Adrasteia: "Yes.  And if I hadn't been, I so wouldn't be now either."
Addy's Head Voice: "But you are talking to me now."
Adrasteia: "Go away!"
Addy's Head Voice: "I need to talk to you and I want to apologize."
Adrasteia: -sticks fingers in ears and starts humming as she goes upstairs- "Hey everyone we're going ot the beach.  Get up Get Up."
Artie: "It's not even 6 am and I haven't been to bed yet."
Adrasteia: "Get up!"


Adrasteia: "Alright everyone down the coast.. let's go."
Artie: "Why are you being bossy?"
Airica: "Why not?  You do it all the time."
Adrasteia: "Going to show you guys some new magic, of course."


Apollo: "Are you sure we should be in the water?"
Adrasteia: "Yes.  Keep moving."
Airica: "This is awesome.  They finally released the patch."
Artie: "Oh watcher.  If we're swimming then what's next."
Airica: "Snow.  Lots and Lots of Snow."
Artie: -groans- "Even here?"
Adrasteia: "Everywhere."
Artie: "This is bad. So bad."


Ares: "Angus come here.  Let's see who can hold their breath longer."
Angus: "I don't want to go over there!"
Adrasteia: "You're not scared of a little shark are you?"
Angus: "I'm going home!"


Amon: "Oh hey check this out!"
Aker: "You know, hon.  Being in your formalwear kind of ruins this photo."
Airica: "I can wear what I want.  I'm the only immortal girl."
Artie: "I had hoped you would be the only girl but noooo couldn't put that stem on the apple huh?"
Airica: "I could always kick you in your stem."


....
Adrasteia: "No way.   No No Way."
Addy's Head Voice: "Yes Way.  Better believe it cupcake."




That may have been mean though.    More to come tomorrow.   I've taken NyQuil and can think no further.



Next Chapter

[Ausette]

Congratulations on becoming immortal, Rica! I can't believe how close you're getting. We'll be seeing the grand finale any day now at this rate. 

I can't remember much beyond that but do any of you think you could send me some way to report this woman for abuse.  I request a new watcher if possible.   You can reach me at:
Artie Grim
65 Hyperion Highway
Lunar Lakes

Thank you.  I eagerly await your reply by the mailbox.

Dear Mr. Grim,

I am writing to apply for the position of Watcher that you advertised. I believe you would welcome my attention for the following reasons: I play with high free will on, I'm not opposed to the use of cheats, I don't have access to snow or toadification (yet), I use those British spellings you like so much, I Watch a few Evil women who'd be interested in meeting you, and I'm apparently very ignorable because my Sims never seem to talk back to me.

Eagerly awaiting your response,
- Ausette
Mod Hill, Union Cove

[Lysita]

Oh no!! Addy's head voice is Reka??

[RainBeau]

That is bad news if it's the case! I knew Reka was talking to Rica but now she's Addy's head voice too? I notice we finally heard her voice as well.

Rica looks great as an elder! One of the prettiest I've seen.

[ratchie]

Great updates Rica,Artie looks fantastic no matter what colour he is.

Dear Artie,you couldn't handle me. Love and kisses The Voice.

Rachel

[Dextra2]

And here I thought Addy's head voice was Angelica. Well that goes to show how much I know. But Reka is a good voice too.

[Ricalynn]

Artie: "Every day I'm smustlin' "
Airica: "Say that again and you'll start singing soprano."


Amon got us some new friends and they were promptly named Casper and Slimer.


LeAnn Gothier: "Awooooo!"
Adrasteia: "Oh will you pipe down and change back into a human already."


Old Lady Werewolf: "What are you going to do to me?"
Adrasteia: "You're getting a flea bath.  It's been days since the full moon and all of you need to realize that having your fangs hang out is ridiculous.  I've had enough of it."


LeAnn: "Was I really a werewolf with teeth flashing?"
Old Lady: "Why do I feel furry?"
Adrasteia: "You'll both be fine.  Just lay down if you have to and remember to keep the fangs to yourself."


Adrasteia: "What is with you occults lately?!  How could you just walk up to me and ask for a bite.  You're a bad friend and a bad vampire.  You're lucky I don't have any potent cure elixirs on me."
...
Adrasteia: "No I will not calm down.  You go away.  The other voice in my head says you're bad."


Aker: "Hey that's a dead dog."
Apollo: "Yes it is."
Everyone stops dancing.
Airica: "Who's the guy in the rocking chair?!"
Artie: "It's the gnomes! Quick someone find them and put them in the bad gnome chest."
Airica: "Geez.. freak out much."


Gilberto: "I just now realized that we have so much in common!"
Adrasteia: "Just shut up and give me that congratulatory kiss."
Gilberto: "Yes ma'am"
Adrasteia: "Mm thank you."
Gilberto: "What am I congratulating you on again?"
Adrasteia: "Becoming a Power Broker before my adult birthday."
Gilberto: "Oh then maybe I should give you another."


Artie: "Holy Hannah people brought food to the party!"
Airica: "Oh wow.  I haven't seen that since base game I don't think.  That's awesome!"
Adrasteia: "Here let me open the gate. so they'll stop toe tapping."
*game freezes and suddenly everyone is attracted to everyone*


Artie: "What's with all the fried foods being brought over?  And young lady!  What are you wearing?!"
"Chiquita's Sister" Moran: "It's my swimsuit.  How come you're wearing that to a swimwear party?
Artie: "It's my house.. my rules."


Simultaneous candle blowing?
Airica: "Oh no.  Eileen!"


Airica: "Oh Eileen.  Why? Why on my baby's birthday huh?"
Artie: "Mwahaha.. someone is dying.. wait.. Eileen.. my Eileen?"
Adrasteia: "Is someone really dying?  Did I do that?!"


Artie: "Did you do that?"
Adrasteia: "Oh no I have wrinkles and someone died when I blew out the candles!"
...
Adrasteia: "It is not my fault."


Full Moon Rises in the NIght's sky.
Grim Reaper: "Hey Artie.. how you been, man?"
Artie: "Hey dude.. Talk later ok? Addy just answer my question."
Adrasteia: "I don't feel so good.. how could I have done it?"
Artie: "You're the witch!"


Belinda Fortune: "Oh.. I guess cake is going to be the death of me after all."
Grim Reaper: "Hey.. Get out of the way! I'm supposed to be standing there."
Adrasteia: "Wait what's happening now?"


Evil Sims laugh on cue.  Go Go.


Adrasteia: "Oh what have I done.."
Apollo: "Tanner!  You too?"
Gilberto: "Addy you ok?"


Grim Reaper: "So.. you know I like a sim that takes the time to learn a new craft."
Airica: "You did not just go there."
Ares: "I'm not sure that was a smart move.. do you see her face?"


Airica: "First you show up and start taking people left and right, ruining my daughter's birthday with your trivial time table and now you want to tell me how attractive I am?!  I already know I'm attractive but I don't need you to tell me so!  Now just go away and leave us alone.  Do you know it's a full moon tonight?! Do you have any idea the craziness that could happen around here on a full moon?!  I bet I could find a way to make it so you disappear and what do you think about that huh buddy!"
Grim Reaper: "So you don't want to date?"
Airica: "AghhH!"


Adrasteia: "Uhh.. Monika.. why you grabbing yourself like that?"
Monikia (Ha I remembered her name finally): "People keep dying and I keep getting interrupted when I try to eat something.  Oh.. Ah.. AHhh!"


Adrasteia: "No not again."
Chiquita: "Sissy?  Oh Sissy the plasma fruit was right there.  Why couldn't you just grab it real quick for a snack ?"
Adrasteia: "Oh not another one. "
Darron: "That's my half sister!  And My mommy is dead too!"


Grim Reaper: "You ready to go?"
Chiquita: "I can't believe you're leaving me."
Monika: "Man this has been the best party.  Yeah let's go.  See you in the afterlife, sis."
Grim Reaper: "Cool just hop in there and I'll go get the next guy real quick."
Adrasteia: "Next guy.. what next guy?!"


Dominique Ruth, newspaper delivery boy back when Aker Grim was young, has finally passed away.  His death marked Number 5 at the Grim birthday party last night.  While some members of the household have been seen mourning the loss of so many friends.  Others grow concerned at the drastic change that has come over the birthday girl.   Five deaths in less than four sim hours seems to have touched her in an unpredictable pattern that has this reporter very scared.

[Gogowars329]

I can't see how Addy is different. Looks the same to me!

I can't believe 5 Sims died.

[sdhoey]

Addy looks as if a IF has took over her simbeing! Has Reka taken control of Addy?

[Wiry]

Death party? Wow.... How come that never happens to me?!