The Jade Dynasty (Reaching the End, Part 1 - 4th Sept)

[samoht04]

Great, now we're going to have to wait till you get a new camera! Outrageous! Lol, can't wait to see the new nooboo!

Hey, blame Tris not me! 

Hey!  No breaking cameras Mister!  And remember it's ok if Paul dies early.  A cat can do enough fishing for your whole dynasty!
Bigglesworth got a Rainbow beetle like the third day on lunar lakes. Which worked out because that meant Artie could get something he needed.
Great Update as always.  Can't wait to see the little one.

I've stocked the Pond now with 10 Deathfish and Paul is filling up again. Cat has taken a break lately but will be starting again with her catching. She got a Rainbow Beetle as well, I haven't sold it yet in case I need it at some point. They don't need the money now that I have found out that there are loads of props they have bought for various shows have appeared in the Family Inventory which added $15,000 back to the funds.  Thanks Rica!

[KrispyNickyB]

Tris never fails to make me laugh. I needed the smile today.

[samoht04]

Tris never fails to make me laugh. I needed the smile today.

You're welcome Nicky! Glad Tris could offer his Comedic services! 

[samoht04]

Chapter 5 -  It's a Baby? What were you expecting?

"Oh my gosh! Karren have you heard about the termites! They're eating the penguin infested forests! Then the penguins will move here and peck us out of house and home."

*Ehem* Screaming pregnant lady anyone?

"No thank you."





Soon enough the shrieking stopped and I turned the volume back up on my speakers. We have a new Jade in the House!

"Speakers? What? Eh? Why was Kerry Shrieking?"

She was having your Spawn.

"Is it a Baby?"

What were you expecting!?

"A cupcake."

Fair enough... Anyway are you not going to say hello to your new Daughter? Your Wife called her Rue Jade.



I hope she takes after her Mother who actually seems to have a good brain in that head and -------- Woh! What is going on!?

"Wow, Woman go get another Man. Although you won't find much better than myself. This gorgeous hunk is taken by the very tempermental pregnant best friend of yours over there..."

Did Kerry just snarl?



I bet it won't take anyone who has read a certain book to realise where her name comes from but I do like the name Rue. Kerry made a good choice.

"Are you sure it's a baby Sim? I mean what if it is a cupcake and it goes off and we have to throw it away?"

If you dare eat your Daughter I will personally drag you back to your own Mother who is far stronger than you ever will be and she will pummel your awesome eyes into the equally awesome dirt.

"No need to be violent. I think she's an orange flavoured cupcake and I only like Blueberry ones."



Wow, is she sick or something? I've never seen a Sim autonomously cleaning Cat's Cat Litter tray?



I remember when you first painted that and I had it as the background to one of your portraits.

"Well, I did paint it so naturally it is amazing."



There is a new Pet is the household! It's another Cat you know, I wonder why...

"Aww, I wanted a Dog not a Cat."

Tough.

"Fine, I'll just call it Dog then."

But it is a Cat?



Well we've finally maxed Painting! Maybe even earlier than last time!

"What do you mean 'We'?"



"I just cleaned that! AHHG!"

She is sick again? Looks like someone either ate some bad waffles or somebody in the house is pregnant? But which is it?

"It better be the Waffles. I don't want anymore Cupcakes. I also don't want to clean the toilet again."



     Tristan...

[KrispyNickyB]

I love the name Rue. Wonder where you got that

[Ricalynn]

Welcome little Rue!  Was that Kerry or Karen?  :O

[samoht04]

I love the name Rue. Wonder where you got that

Who knows? 

Welcome little Rue!  Was that Kerry or Karen?  :O

The last image was Kerry being sick.

[xFezIsAFreakx]

Welcome, Rue! Got to say, Tristan handles being around birth-giving mothers quite well!

[MoonsAreBlue]

Oh, Tristan... your daughter is not a cupcake! Personally, I like the name Rue too.

[loveSims]

Welcome to the world Rue! Very funny update lol.

[samoht04]

Welcome, Rue! Got to say, Tristan handles being around birth-giving mothers quite well!

Yeah, he freaks out once or twice and then goes back to painting. 

Oh, Tristan... your daughter is not a cupcake! Personally, I like the name Rue too.

Yeah, it's a very nice name!

Welcome to the world Rue! Very funny update lol.

Thank you! 

[ladybug53]

I quite like the name Rue . It's very cute for a girl .  Update was very funny . So, an other nooboo ?  Looking forward for the next update . 

[Sims3Clacla123]

Welcome Rue.
I laughed so much at
What were you expecting ?
"A cupcake."
Ahh Tris and his insane ways. I could almost imagine him saying "You're just as sane as I am." 

[samoht04]

Chapter 6 -  I wish...

"It wasn't me! I swear it wasn't me."

*Ehem* Explain the dusty old lamp in your hands then?

"What lamp? Oh.. that lamp. Wait it's not a lamp it's a funny shaped telephone. See if you .. Wow look sparkly smoke..."



You bought a Genie with your Lifetime Happiness Points?

"Yeah, it sounded cool. Besides I wanted to help my Wife and my friends."

Wait, you're doing something to help them!?

"Don't be so surprised! I'm such a kind generous person! I'm going to wish for fortune to help complete their lifeitme goals."

That's nice. I just realised that all of you had money related lifetime wishes apart from Paul when they moved in.



Wait a minute! Is it just me or does he have the exact same facial structure as you?

"Don't be ridiculous! You couldn't copy this kind of gorgeousness!"

He has the same nose as you...?



You also seem to like each other, he must be insane as well.

"You are so rude, implying my mind is insane. I can most certainly tell you that the turtles told me I was perfectly healthy and that I was far from insane. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to warn my Genie about the dangers of ice cream."



Wow, calm down. No need for the demon eye thing, just cast the wish!



I hope that is painful.

"Ahh!" *Nervous Twitch*



Thanks for painting Paul's Portrait. That way we can always remember him.

"You're welcome but I think you should have let me paint him with purple stripes."

Seriously...?



At least your Daughter has one normal parent that loves her for who she is.

"What! I love my Daughter! She's so beautiful for a cupcake!"



"Most Wanted: Karren. Reason: Being Pregnant and making the Toilet dirty."

Wait, it was Karren that was pregnant!?

"I know right, I mean how would anyone want to breed with someone who makes the toilet dirty."

But... But she doesn't have a boyfriend. So who... who is the Father?

"Don't look at me. She's evil. Wouldn't touch her with a toilet brush. Wait if I did would that clean her up and make her not make the toilet dirty?"



     Tristan...

[KrispyNickyB]

I'm laughing...I'm laughing because I am guilty of leaving sims running while answering the phone. Then coming back to the computer to find my girl expecting a nooboo and me having no idea how it happened. Granted I'm sure you have a clue. It just reminded me of Antony and the Millhams.