Chapter 4 - Wedding Bells Are Ringing
The day finally arrived, my wedding day. I didn't wear the traditional plain white wedding dress but instead chose to share my Cake culture. Pink and White with Hollywood hair...and the day had finally arrived.
Jon eventually showed up and was as nervous as I was about the wedding. He kept doing complicated dances and weird poses...
We had an outdoor wedding due to the lack of funds, I spent my entire weeks pay on getting the wedding set up. I invited my boss Mags (with red hair) who was my closest friend. She couldn't find a place to sit which was fine seeing as she was my Maid of Honor (Best Friend). The man in white...was Yuri or something like that, Jon's best friend. He kept talking about me...
Yuri: Jon! You didn't tell me she was hot! How'd you catch her? You're not an Angler!
Jon: Shut up dude.
Yuri: But look at her! You don't even have body hair!
Jon: You have a girly name! Shut up!
The wedding began and got off without a hitch...even if the Handywoman came to repair the sink and toilet at the start of the ceremony.
Jon: With this ring...I do thee wed. You scared me when I first met you, but I've never met a woman like you...an Angel come to Riverview.
Angel: With this ring...I do thee wed. You are the prettiest hairless man I have ever met...and even though my Mother was a bowl of batter who is now a rock and my Father was probably a batch of Frosting and Pink-Dye...I promise that all my layers and all my slices are now only for you.
And we said our I-DOs as petals were sprinkled down upon us...
Our wedding kiss...was smoocherific! I was finally a married woman!
Jon changed out of his 'formal clothing' and slapped on a black tank-top before he said he had a surprise for me...I thought it was he was going to cut the cake.
Jon: Is she coming?
Yuri: Yeah dude...are you sure this is gonna work?
Jon: Shh, shut up and go get in your spot.
Instead, when I came to join in the cake cutting...he pulled out his guitar! And he played one of his new number one hits...
His BFF joined in at the other side of the wedding set-up and people began dancing and having a good time.
A special song just for me...he wrote it apparently and he played for me and I thought my heart was going to flutter right out my chest.
After the cake was cut, people partied hard apparently...one young lady in red passed out with no warning and then another guest stole her cake.
Guests eventually left, and we were left to reminence about our wedding on a budget...not the most glamorous but it was unique and very eventful.
So...the wedding night came and I went to go prepare (IE: Buy an actual bed so he had a place to sleep as well...the sleeping bag wasn't big enough). He dealt with the paparazzi.
Jon: Ahhh...look dude, I just got married. So I'm gonna have to ask you to leave cuz ya know...
Paparazziii: But! But! You're Jon Lessen! This is an amazing story...
Jon: Do you see that backside right there? That lady? That's my wife and you're stressing her out so much her dress is singing so please leave or I'll hit you with my guitar...
Always caring about me it seems, I never even knew he'd had that conversation. We spent most of our wedding night chatting away like old friends.
Angel: I know I don't have alot of money and I know they didn't let you bring alot of money with you when you moved out but money isn't everything really, we have each other.
Jon: With every word you speak I seem to like and love you even more Angel...
So we spent our first night together, sleeping...and we were officially Angella and Jon Kayke...as I dreamed about exercise and he snored like a lawnmower.
Tune in next time to see how they get on as newlyweds. Will life get better or worse? Will they get richer...or poorer? *Comments Welcomed, Appreciated, And Always Read - This is a really fun wedding to put together. She couldn't afford many complicated/fancy things but the guests seemed to have fun. Jon walking up behind the wedding cake and just starting to rock out on the guitar with his friend? I thought made it really unique!
