The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: COMPLETED 11/11/13

[Hallucination]

Duct tape isn't expensive.... Just a thought...

[Snufflesxx]

Oh no, you're not a Directioner are you, Iris? I had to listen to my friend's babble for weeks about the movie. Then I learnt that I could start babbling about Sims and then they'd shut up about 1D 

Anyway, that chapter was hilarious! I was laughing out loud at the fig bit and my family was staring at me 

[butterfly]

What's wrong with being a Directioner? Go, Iris! I can't wait to see the nooboo

[ArianaJade]

Duct tape isn't expensive.... Just a thought...

Aaand you can get it with pretty patterns on it apparently! It might just be the perfect solution.

Oh no, you're not a Directioner are you, Iris? I had to listen to my friend's babble for weeks about the movie. Then I learnt that I could start babbling about Sims and then they'd shut up about 1D 

Anyway, that chapter was hilarious! I was laughing out loud at the fig bit and my family was staring at me 

I hope she's not a Directioner. She's not even just old enough to be their mother, but their grandmother/great-grandmother... Not that appropriateness bothers Iris much. I get stared at laughing at stuff on here as well!

What's wrong with being a Directioner? Go, Iris! I can't wait to see the nooboo

Nooboo coming up soon

[MarianT]

So glad Iris is back! Pansy is actually good-looking, especially for someone from Twinbrook. She reminds me of Olivia de Havilland.

[ArianaJade]

So glad Iris is back! Pansy is actually good-looking, especially for someone from Twinbrook. She reminds me of Olivia de Havilland.

Yeah, she's a lot prettier than I was expecting her to be even after seeing her as a teen. She must have grown into her features as an adult.

[ArianaJade]

10



Marc Brandt: Erm, I hope whoever you're spying on isn't me because I can see you. And actually, so can the whole beach.

Parker: **it!

The baby, Iris.

Iris: Do this, Iris. Do that, Iris. Make me a cup of tea, Iris.

Now that I think about it, tea would be nice.



Generation 10 has been born.

Iris: Her name's Erin.

That's my job!

Iris: My job now.

Erin is Excitable and Good. And she's the final baby of the dynasty!

Iris: I should've been the last. I'm the most important.



Pansy: Most people get at least some kind of a break from their mother-in-law. But oh no. Not me.



I'll give you a new outfit as a consolation prize?

Pansy: Can't she just go away?

Trust me, I want her to as well.



Nathaniel: Oooh, my precious little coutchie-coo. Who's my little girly? Such a cute and fuzzy-wuzzy little girly!



Nathaniel: And thanks to Kenyon I even know you've got legs. I do!

Parenthood can turn even the most sensible of sims a little bit bonkers.

Iris: It didn't make me bonkers.

No, you were too far gone already.



We took barely any pictures of the baby days, because it's pretty much just diaper-eat-sleep-cry-snuggle-repeat. So here's Erin's first birthday party.

Parker: I won't drop her, will I?

Iris: No idea. Depends if you let go of her.



Nathaniel: My little girl's getting bigger!

Party Guest: Ooh, they have Sim City.



Parker: Oops. At least I didn't pee on the baby.

Small mercies.

Iris: Are you sure it's pee and not your waters breaking? Sometimes people don't know they're pregnant until then.

Parker: I'm a man.

Iris: So?

Iris, did I ever explain to you about the birds and the bees?



Pansy: Hahaha! They say people get incontinent when they're really old, so you must be really old!

Parker: I have the world's most supportive little sister.



And here she is! Blonde hair (from where?) and features mostly passed down from Nathaniel.

Iris: And therefore from me.

Always have to bring yourself into it.



Nathaniel: Hey, Parker. How're your trousers? Have they dried out yet?

Parker: Really? Still bringing that up?

Nathaniel: Checkmate.

Parker: Oh. This is the worst day ever.

Iris: I can make it worse, if that'll help.

Parker; What do you think?

Iris: I think that's a yes!



The rest of the chapter will just be Erin-spam. Her favourite colour's pink, if you can't tell.

Iris: I want one.



Iris: Can I have one? Can I have a baby?



No.



Iris: But whhyyyy? I want a baby!



Iris: Life's so unfair.

[butterfly]

Welcome Erin! She is so adorable. And Iris, Nathaniel is still recovering from you raising him up. I don't think you should have more kids. But I still love you, you're definately my favourite character

[Shewolf13]

Iris, the thought of you having more children is a truly awesome, yet terrifying prospect XD  And Erin is just adorable!

[RaiaDraconis]

Oh Iris, Iris...you are just too much.

Erin is such a doll!

[Wiry]

So, so, so close! Erin is cute, and Iris, you are ever hilarious!

[SimBlip]

OMG! Generation 10!
Love Iris (of course) and Pansy. It's so close now, I can hardly contain my excitement. What a twist!

[superbluejay]

Generation 10! Whoot! I always loose interest around generation 4 with things like this, so it makes me jealous to see people with more commitment than me.  But really, congrats. 

[RainBeau]

Cute baby, yay! Where did the blonde come from, I wonder?

[ArianaJade]

Welcome Erin! She is so adorable. And Iris, Nathaniel is still recovering from you raising him up. I don't think you should have more kids. But I still love you, you're definately my favourite character

I know she is! And totally. Nate may never get over the trauma of having Iris as his mother. I can't pick favourites out of my sims, but she's up there I think.

Iris, the thought of you having more children is a truly awesome, yet terrifying prospect XD  And Erin is just adorable!

You have to wonder what any future children would turn out like as well. Possibly normal, possibly mad like Iris, or worse than Iris...

Oh Iris, Iris...you are just too much.

Erin is such a doll!

I keep worrying I'm going to run out of lines for Iris, but nope - she pretty much writes herself!

So, so, so close! Erin is cute, and Iris, you are ever hilarious!

I know! They're both adorable, in their own special ways.

OMG! Generation 10!
Love Iris (of course) and Pansy. It's so close now, I can hardly contain my excitement. What a twist!

That was pretty much my reaction when Erin was born as well. I can't quite believe I've got this far with it. And what would a dynasty story be without a twist near the end!

Generation 10! Whoot! I always loose interest around generation 4 with things like this, so it makes me jealous to see people with more commitment than me.  But really, congrats. 

I normally do as well, but posting it on the forum really really helped me see it through this far. I've got so many unfinished legacies! I'm slow, though, so I'm always jealous of the speed others manage to complete these things at.

Cute baby, yay! Where did the blonde come from, I wonder?

I've got no idea! The last blonde in the family was Anais, I think, and that's two whole worlds ago. The only other blonde heir is Sam. And obviously Agnes is blonde, but this is a different shade to hers (and Sam's). Must be a random mutation, unless Justin has some kind of blonde gene (like Agnes and her ginger gene) to pass on.