ProofFirstly, massive, massive apologies for the delay in posting. It's likely to keep being a bit sporadic until mid-August, I'm organising my wedding and that's taking time away from everything else in my life.
Nathaniel: Don't apologise to them. Apologise to us.
Okay, and sorry CrumpleSteel family.
Kenyon: CrumpleSteel-Jones-Brown family!
No. That's far too much of a mouthful.
Nathaniel: Why're we the CrumpleSteels, anyway? Why not Crumplebottom or Steel?
You think your ancestors would have allowed only one of their names to continue on? And also, it was either that or SteelBottom.
But anyway. We start this update proper with a cake for little Alison.
Oh yes. We finally have a baby that looks like the Twinbrook side of their parentage! She's adorable.
Nate is still fishing.
Nathaniel: I would be fishing if I could see the water. Instead, there's two paps having an argument about last night's match.
Pap1: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Pap2: What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
Pap1: Thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.
Nathaniel: When will they learn that trying to act like then big men you're not will always end in being involved in a robbery?
Alison: Want to have a big wedding to a rich man when I grow up.
Kenyon: Marriage is about love, Ali-girl.
Alison: No. About money.
Kenyon: There's a MONSTER!
Connor: Ahhh!
Connor's much easier to cope with for poor Kenyon.
Alison: How dare you expect me to go in a potty, Mummy? You should be running after my every whim!
Kenyon has escaped from child-rearing for the time being, to write up his experiences in his new book.
Childrearing 101 - How many legs should my child have? and other common questions is sure to be a bestseller.
He's probably only escaped because they're both asleep.
So cute.
Nathaniel: Hello, kid. Want to play with Uncle Nate?
Have you finished catching all those fish yet?
Nathaniel: Umm, yes?
*checks skill journal* You haven't. Get back to it.
Nathaniel: Ohhhhhh.
Connor looks happy enough just with his bottle.
(Disclaimer: This chapter really is mostly toddler spam.)
Kenyon: Wait! Stop! I'm not responsible enough to be an adult yet!
You have two children. If that's not responsibility I dunno what is.
Kenyon: Three children?
Laura has finally gone back to work after maternity leave. I managed to time her preganancies to get her the maximum possible without having to go to work in between.
Laura: Music has got a lot different while I was away.
Alison: They tried to make me use the baby-walker. I'm not a baby.
Alison: How dare they think I'm a baby.
Kenyon: Sometimes I wonder if we should have stopped at one.
Connor: Love you Daddy.
Kenyon: Love you too little man.
And, in other news, Nathaniel introduces sharks to the house.
Was his mother overreacting, or will they spell failure?
Laura: You do know fish can't spell, right?