Three G'sThe Three G's of young adult life are, of course, Graduation, Girls and Ghosts.
It's time for the terrible two's graduation ceremony. Kieran wore a hat every day in his teen years, so he feels it's appropriate to wear one to graduation too. And then refuses to take it off when we point out that you get a cap anyway.
Kieran: Exactly. A cap.
Yes, that's what we were telling you.
Kieran: A cap is not a hat! Listen to the names people, the names!!
He's voted Most Popular.
Daniel gets Most Likely To Burn Down His House. Okay. He has the hidden pyromaniac trait I think because he has the option to 'burn something nearby' but that's the only reason he'd have got that award.
Daniel: What else was I? Go on, tell the forum.
He was also Valedictorian.
Daniel: Well done watcher.
Patronise me again, and I'll break you and Gabrielle up.
Daniel: You wouldn't!
Caitlyn: If you're Valedictorian, you can help me out with this homework!
And the creepy paparazzi who sometimes hovers round the house in her nightie came to the ceremony. In her nightie.
Kieran: Whhheeeee!
Shouldn't you be out getting a job?
Kieran: But I'm sad about Dad. Look. Really sad.
So am I. But we have to carry on sometime.
Kieran: But you bought us a waterslide!
Yeah, I thought that was the real reason.
Kieran signs up for the film career too. I can't work out if this is because he wants to actually be an actor or if he just wants to continue the sibling rivalry a little bit longer.
His work outfit is certainly interesting though. Again with the short shorts. What is it with this boy and his legs?
Kieran: They're awesome legs.
Random woman who just turned up in the house: OMG MARRY ME
Kieran: Eeeexactly. Awsome legs.
Daniel's isn't all that much better. He's inherited Kris' head-on-a-stick figure too.
And what of the girls?
Caity is determined that if she ages up with a stupidly revealing outfit she'll at least have the body for it.
Umm, Sophie?
Sophie: Sorry, creating.
Yeah but you're not actually painting on anything.
Sophie: I am.
So you are. My mistake for assuming that you couldn't have broken the laws of physics. Sorry.
Sophie: No worries!
And of course we have to remember the dead household members too. They deserve forum-time. Erik hasn't been out much but Amelia loves the waterslide almost as much as Kieran does.
Kris: Is Tober in?
I think she's playing guitar at the park.
Kris: Oh, no worries. I'll come back. I just have something to tell her.
I could pass it on?
Kris: No, you can't know. I have to tell her in person.
Kieran and Daniel pay Auntie Verity a visit. She spends a great deal of time explaining to Daniel the correct recipe for pancakes. And then explains it again.
Kieran, meanwhile, is a little distracted.
Kieran: So, have you got a boyfriend?
Laurel: No. I haven't been in Lunar Lakes all that long.
Laurel the Maid: I really should do some work.
Kieran: Well, meet me at the coffeehouse after your shift then. I'll show you the sights. And maybe a few other things too.
Laurel: Okay. Two hours time?
Kieran: Perfect.
You might want to get some better chat-up lines before then.
Kieran: And then, I said to him...
Laurel: You're so funny!
Kieran: I'm other things too.
Laurel: Like what?
Kieran: A good kisser.
That's so not one of your traits. Liar. Liar. Pants on fire!
Kieran: *whispers* Shhh! This is the first girl who's ever come near me! Don't mess it up!
Kieran: D'you reckon you'd be interested in...umm... a longer-term kissing arrangement?
Laurel: Are you asking me to be your girlfriend?
Kieran: I think so. Umm, yes! I mean yes!
Laurel: Then of course I'm interested.
Kieran: Yay!
Laurel: Ow.
In other news, Kieran met Rosa (Verity's daughter) at the consignment shop. Lexa finally has her evil minion. It's a shame she wasn't around to see it.
Next Time: More ghosts, more girl-stuff, and a gig. Let's keep with the G theme, kids.
