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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 74
« Reply #300 on: August 02, 2012, 02:26:04 PM »
A great update!  I forgot to vote for the new town, but Lunar Lakes is what I would have chosen too.  Eugenia is possibly the prettiest elder that I've ever seen!  She doesn't even look her age!

No, she looks more like an adult than an elder. Hope I age that well haha. I'm really excited about moving the dynasty to Lunar Lakes, this file is crashing on me a couple of times an hour now...

I love Kelsey. :)

This is such a fun story to read. I love your sense of humor!

I love Kelsey too. She's properly bonkers and I love that. And thanks!

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 75
« Reply #301 on: August 02, 2012, 02:49:46 PM »
The Gnome Says Prank



Sim karaoke does NOT get better with time. Or with knee-slides.



Lexa: Ow!

Gnome: Don't look at me. You're the one that can't pull off a trick shot. At least you haven't got any brains to knock out.

Lexa: I am an evil genius. You are a gnome.

Gnome: If you're such an evil genius you'll be able to *muffled whisper*...



Eugenia: Marriage is overrated, Dani...

Kelsey: Dad's over there, Mum.

Eugenia: ...but of course I wouldn't have it any other way!

Kelsey: Phew.

Have you just managed to be sane for an entire photo, Kels?

Kelsey: Only because Mr Hand has gone on maternity leave and his cover has been delayed by volcanic ash.

Don't you mean paternity leave? Actually, don't answer that.



Anais: Muuuuuuummmmmmm!



Lexa: *muttering* That gnome is stupid. Of course I can pull the flaming bag prank without getting caught. I've practically been doing it since I was in nappies. And anyway who is a talking gnome to say I'm not evil enough!?







Police Officer: Now you just stay in the car while I extingush the flames.

Lexa: Ha, you'll be lucky.



Eugenia: HOW DARE YOU! You're grounded! I'm very disappointed in you!

Lexa: But Mum!



Lexa: I hate you.

Eugenia: *thinks* Sometimes I'd rather have a bag of rubbish than three teenage daughters.



Anais: Dum de dum de dum.

Cleaning?

Anais: Somebody has to. Kelsey's off to look for a shrubbery to give to a flag so they'll help her defeat the sharks, or possibly to put a lid on the volcano that's stopped her male hand's maternity cover arriving, I stopped listening. Lexa's in her room listening to death metal and drawing up world domination plans which are only slightly less far fetched than some of Kelsey's ideas. Mum's telling everyone how disappointed she is with Lexa, and Dad's reading and ignoring us all which is probably sensible. At what point can I move out?



Eugenia: You know, An, you're the only one of my kids I can be confident won't blow up Sunset Valley.

Anais: I know what you mean.

Lexa: Hey, if I did it I'd do it in purpose.

Eugenia: Yes, and that's part of the problem.



Kelsey: The moon needs a hat.

Why?

Kelsey: Because it's sunny out. And if I find the moon a hat it'll help me find a lid big enough for a volcano and then I can install the shrubs on top of that.

I wish I hadn't asked.

Kelsey: Oh, and he said to tell you that the future involves aliens.

Okay, cool. You'd better go home now, your Mum says it's birthday time.



Anais: On three. One... two... three...

Kelsey: I'm not ready yet!



One...



...two...



...three Young Adults.

Ben: I'm tired! Can I go to bed yet?!

All you do is read books.



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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 75
« Reply #302 on: August 03, 2012, 04:43:42 AM »
Ben is very, very wise to keep his nose in the books with THOSE three around. :P

I can't believe they're young adults now!

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 75
« Reply #303 on: August 03, 2012, 09:59:19 AM »
Happy birthday to the triplets!
One of these days Kelsey will show everyone she is not as crazy as they think lol!
The aliens is coming. ;D

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 75
« Reply #304 on: August 03, 2012, 04:29:14 PM »
Ben is very, very wise to keep his nose in the books with THOSE three around. :P

I can't believe they're young adults now!

I can't believe they're young adults either! I'm quite a way ahead of updates and they'll probably become adults when I open up the game in a moment, it's scary how fast I've played this gen!

Happy birthday to the triplets!
One of these days Kelsey will show everyone she is not as crazy as they think lol!
The aliens is coming. ;D

Kelsey likes you, she says that it's everyone else that's crazy and you and her are the only sane ones left :)

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 76
« Reply #305 on: August 03, 2012, 05:01:39 PM »
Three Become Two

Before we get on with this chapter, the makeovers.





I quite liked the hair Kelsey aged up with, it seemed to suit her quite well. She made me put those yellow boots with every outfit it was possible for. She gained the Handy trait.





Anais kept her teen hair and gained the Brave trait. We muted down the pink a little from her teen outfits. She's by far the most conventional of the triplets. It isn't really hard, that one, though.





Lexa's got a new hairdo, thanks to Metro allowing the unlockoutfits cheat, and some blue highlights. She's also lost the skull print from at least some of her outfits. She's now ambitious (as if she wasn't anyway).

I'm thinking of putting the girls on the swap shop, if people are interested in them.



They all go out to get a job first thing. Anais has decided she wants to be a cop, and promote the good in society.

Anais: Why would I learn sim fu if not to use it on the bad guys.



All bad guys?

Anais: Of course. All bad guys need to be taught a lesson!

Erm. Good.



Ben has a surgery in the Performance Park.

Alison McWhorter: You see doctor, it's my throat, it's been very painful lately.

Simon House: Wow, we're going to be treated by Ben CrumpleSteel himself! The World Reknowned Surgeon!

Ben: I wonder when it's time for lunch?



Ben: Your throat, you say?

Alison: That's my eye!



Ben: Ah, yes. I diagnose a case of extreme fashion malfunction, with possibly llama tail as a complication.



Kristina Sanford: Excuse me doctor, but where are you looking?



Ben: Just take this pill, and you'll be alright in no time.

Kristina: It's a very big pill.

Ben: You have a very big problem.



Lexa, posting on a forum: The aliens are not coming. I have it on good authority that the world will in fact be ended by the snowmen in little pink hats and not a freak accident with little green beings. *out loud* Haha! That'll teach them!

Remember kids, even evil has to start small.



Anais asks her dad for a logic lesson, seeing as he's the smartest person she knows.

Ben: It's logical to eat with a knife and fork, because otherwise you'd make a mess.

Anais: I see.



Kelsey's work schedule for some reason demands her to work today, even though she only signed up this morning. I'm not 100% sure she's grasped the concept of a uniform yet. Especially in firefighting. It's there for a reason, Kels.

Kelsey: I'm wearing my boots.

What about the rest of it?

Kelsey: It wasn't purple. And also, the flames on my dress are far more efficient at keeping me from being set on fire than my uniform, because they're already on fire.



Ben: Weather is also logical. Depening on what happens in the atmosphere, certain weather will come about. Unless you live in Wales, in which case it will rain no matter what happens in the atmosphere. That's called an anomaly.



Kelsey: What?! No! The aliens are coming! Of course they're coming! Snowmen have nothing to do with it, nothing! *types furiously*

Lexa: Mwahahaha!



Ben: Love, however, is not at all logical. Remember that Ani. My little girls, all grown up... I can't believe it. It was only yesterday you were all swinging in your swings, smiling and giggling, and now look at you...

Anais: Yeah, I think that's enough lesson for today.



Anais: Guess what, Lex?

Lexa: What?

Anais: I joined the police force today!



Lexa: The police force?!

Anais: Yeah, cool isn't it! What career have you gone for?

Lexa: Erm... erm... mixologist?

Anais: Oh, that's good. I was worried you'd have become a criminal, that'd be awkward. Night, Lex.

You joined the criminal career, didn't you?

Lexa: Shh! Anais might hear you!

Next time: Graduation, a variety of criminal activity and some stuff about rocket ships.

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 76
« Reply #306 on: August 03, 2012, 05:10:17 PM »
Ben: Weather is also logical. Depening on what happens in the atmosphere, certain weather will come about. Unless you live in Wales, in which case it will rain no matter what happens in the atmosphere. That's called an anomaly.

Ben is so right! I go to uni in Wales, and I swear it does nothing but rain.

Great chapter, and I really love the girls outfits :)



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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 76
« Reply #307 on: August 03, 2012, 05:44:29 PM »
Love the girls outfits! Great update!

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 76
« Reply #308 on: August 03, 2012, 06:09:39 PM »
I love the drama that should emerge from Anais and Lexa  ;D
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« Reply #309 on: August 04, 2012, 06:42:59 PM »
Three Become Two

Anais: Guess what, Lex?

Lexa: What?

Anais: I joined the police force today!



Lexa: The police force?!

Anais: Yeah, cool isn't it! What career have you gone for?

Lexa: Erm... erm... mixologist?

Anais: Oh, that's good. I was worried you'd have become a criminal, that'd be awkward. Night, Lex.

You joined the criminal career, didn't you?

Lexa: Shh! Anais might hear you! 

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 76
« Reply #310 on: August 05, 2012, 05:06:18 AM »
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Unless you live in Wales, in which case it will rain no matter what happens in the atmosphere.

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Anais and Lexa probably shouldn't discuss work too much.  I have had a master thief happily married to a superspy but they mostly stuck to talking about athletics...

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 76
« Reply #311 on: August 05, 2012, 09:29:38 AM »
Teehee, that happened in my legacy as well. ;D I think it's funny to watch. Great update!

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 76
« Reply #312 on: August 07, 2012, 08:41:14 AM »
Ben is so right! I go to uni in Wales, and I swear it does nothing but rain.

Great chapter, and I really love the girls outfits :)

I love my country, but really, it rains constantly! Thanks!

Love the girls outfits! Great update!

Thanks!

I love the drama that should emerge from Anais and Lexa  ;D

Anais and Lexa probably shouldn't discuss work too much.  I have had a master thief happily married to a superspy but they mostly stuck to talking about athletics...

Teehee, that happened in my legacy as well. ;D I think it's funny to watch. Great update!

Bizarrely the biggest cause of problems between these two is Anais constantly asking Lexa to take out the trash. Turns out evil geniuses don't like doing chores. It's definately funny to watch though.

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 77
« Reply #313 on: August 07, 2012, 09:16:49 AM »
Family Fun



Eugenia: Say cheese!

Anais: Cheeeeessseee!

Lexa: *thinks* I hope nobody from work can see me. This is so embarassing.

Kelsey: Mr Hand doesn't like cheese.



The girls then head out to celebrate their graduation at the Port-A-Party Warehouse.

Lexa: Your go, An.



Anais: So, is the Warehouse where you're working these days?

Lexa: What?! How do you know that?

Anais: Well, you never said which bar you were working at, and I can't think of many other places with a bar. Why's it a problem, anyway?

Lexa: Oh, yeah, no, I'm not really supposed to tell anyone I'm working here. Something to do with the boss liking his staff to be anonymous.

Anais: Weird.



Kelsey: Mr Hand! Come back, where have you gone? Why have you turned into an elbow?!



Kelsey: You see, grilled salmon might be your favourite food but it's a conspiracy.

Eugenia: Yes dear.

Kelsey: So I would stop eating it if I was you. Or you might turn into a shark.

Eugenia: Yes dear.



Burglars in the sims are not the brightest bunches of pixels.

Burglar: Ahhh! A burglar alarm! What on earth should I do?!



Policewoman who looks like Anais: That'll teach you.

Burglar: Ow.

Ben: Nice day, isn't it?



The day after graduation, life resumes as normal. Anais maxes martial arts and completes the board breaker challenge simultanously.

Anais: I'm pretending it's a burglar's face.



Kelsey for once manages to do something useful, by fixing the shower.



And she upgrades the washing machine while she's at it.

Kelsey: I'm turning it into a spaceship.

Okay.

Kelsey: All you say is "okay" now, but you'll see! I'll be able to leave on it if the sharks suceed in ending the world and then who'll be laughing!



Eugenia: So how was your day, dear?

Kelsey: Well, I turned the washing machine into a rocket ship and it's awesome.



Eugenia: You could just use the car we bought you to get around in. It's a perfectly lovely car. You don't need to turn the washing machine into a rocket ship.

Kelsey: Yes but when the world ends the cars will turn mutant.

Eugenia: I give up.



Hey Lex. Please tell me you're doing something normal.

Lexa: Erm, paying the bills?



Lexa: Oh, and donating to undermine the Life Fruit for Elders programme. Heh heh heh!

For an evil genius, that's still fairly low-key.



Lexa: Look. My sister's a cop. There's very little I can do at home, please allow me my small moments of evil.

There is that.

Lexa: Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go and get ready for work, where I can unleash my true evil!



Ben, why are your children all mad?

Ben: Don't blame me, I was just reading my book.

Maybe that's the problem. Poor Eugenia.

Ben: Well, at least we know one of them isn't the heir now.

Do we?

Ben: Yep, look at the last two chapters. There's a couple of hints in them.



Oh, Lexa.

Lexa: Shhhh! Don't say my name! They think I'm Alyson McWhorter. What if they tell Anais I was arrested?!

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 5, Chapter 77
« Reply #314 on: August 07, 2012, 03:06:40 PM »
Hopefully for Lexa it will never be Anais who comes to arrest her.
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