Generation 4
Most newlyweds are not to be found nicking vegetables on their first full day of marriage.
Hazel: They're my vegetables. It's your stupid rules that made me empty my pockets of them before I moved out, so I'm just collecting them really.
Fair enough. Most newlyweds are also not you. Don't forget to get all the grapes.
Meanwhile, Jamie gets a makeover. His traits aren't really anything useful: Loser, Light Sleeper, Unlucky, Ambitious, and something equally useful.
Jamie: I don't think I like what you're saying about me.
It's said with love.
Jamie: And I'm not sure I'm quite used to hearing someone talk at me yet.
You'll get used to it. Everyone else has.
Jamie: Oh, right. I'll just go join the Business career then shall I?
First, fix the shower that your brother broke.
Jamie: I think if I tighten this one here, that should work.
Why are you doing it in your underpants?
Jamie: So my trousers don't get wet. Years of being unlucky has taught me that if you can't have good luck, at least be prepared for the bad luck. Oh... I give up... *starts bashing with spanner*
This is Cedric. Cedric is Jamie's younger brother, and is busy at the moment. You make recognise the woman his face is glued to as Sapphire, Hazel's cousin. Looks like Cedric's wish to marry her will go unfulfilled, as she's not eligible to be a member of the household. Maybe they'll have a kid before she ages up to elder, though.
It looks like generation four is on the way.
Jamie: Is this... really... a baby?
Hazel: No, it's last night's trifle.
Jamie: I'm going to be a daddy to a trifle?!
Come on guys. The Jade dynasty is already using a very similar joke. Be original here.
Hazel: Come here. I love you.
Jamie: I love you too.
*kissing noises*
Yeah, you're great couple, you're both as dense as each other.
Cedric: Please stop that, you're putting me off my dinner.
You can talk. You were snogging in public earlier.
Hazel, babe?
Hazel: Yeah?
Shouldn't you be using safety equipment? Those things are quite dangerous, you know.
Hazel: Coat didn't fit over the giant belly I have these days.
But the goggles? Surely your face doesn't get bigger in pregnancy?
Hazel: Oh, they looked stupid.
Don't blame me when the thing explodes, then.
Hazel: I'm far too good a chemist to be stupid enough to let it explode!
On the final day of her pregnancy, a party is held in Hazel's honour at City Hall. Apparently, she's the greatest private investigator Sunset Valley has ever seen.
The Mayor: You're actually the only private investigator we've ever had, you know.
Hazel: Suddenly, I'm not so flattered by this award.
But it does explain why you've had so many cases to solve.
And what celebration is complete without your proud mother showing up to throw confetti? Sadly, Abbie died soon after this picture was taken. She sort of disappered from outside City Hall, where Hazel still was, and then seconds later I got a pop up saying that she'd passed on. RIP Abbie. We'll miss you.
And as soon as we get home...
Hazel: AHHHHHH!
Jamie: She's having a baby! Help! Somebody! Anybody!
Cedric: And she's blocking my access to the fridge. Can't you use another room? It's really unsanitary, giving birth in the kitchen.
Abbie: I'm having a baby! I can't just move!
We got her up the stairs to the nursery eventually. One last funny face, one last eye cross, and we welcome...
...generation four, Ben CrumpleSteel. He's Easily Impressed and a Virtuoso. I had no idea what traits to give a nectar maker, so I rolled for them.
