Thanks everyone. Kieran's teen hat is
this one, Snuffles.
Death! At A WeddingTober decides that now her kids are old enough and stupid enough to look after themselves, it's time for her to get back into her music.
And she even has young fans, unlike most ageing stars.
Tober: Oi. That's not fair.
It's true! Look at Tom Jones. Most fans of old stars are as wrinkly as the star themselves.
Tober: Tom Jones is Welsh. He doesn't count.
She won the SimFest too.
Kieran: Hey there lovebug.
Laurel: *internally* I'm so tired. Who knew watersliding all day was so much work? *to Kieran* Hey there to you too sweetums.
Lovebug. Sweetums. Eurgh.
Kieran: I've got something for you.
Laurel: Is it another waterslide? Please say it's another waterslide!
Kieran: Umm, what?
Laurel: Sorry.
Kieran: It won't open, hang on.
Laurel: Oh. It's not a waterslide then.
Kieran: Love of my life, light of my heart, etc, will you marry me?
Laurel: Oh my Plumbob it's even better than a waterslide!
We move her in. Mostly so I can choose her wedding dress.
Kris: whisper whisper...Agent Mr Highly Desirable...mutter mutter...Sam and his nectar...mumble mumble...need to wait for three more...
Kris: I know you're there, Watcher.
I know I'm here too. What're you up to anyway?
Tober: Nothing.
You said that far too quickly for it to really be nothing.
Kris: We're watching the stars. Reminiscing. My second son gets married tomorrow and I want to know all of the plans.
Tober: I wish he could have stayed.
Me too. Even if you two are keeping something from me.
The wedding day dawns and the event starts on time, which is a rarity in my games.
The groom is so nervous he falls over.
Kieran: Sorry.
But all in all the wedding goes perfectly.
Kieran: I love you.
Laurel: Will you wear your old hat later?
Until Violet Royal dies of thirst, that is.
Kieran: Ladies and gentlemen, may I please have your attention for the speeches and cake cutting!
Laurel: Maybe we need to delay this.
Kieran: They'll be over in a second, don't worry my sugarleaf.
Laurel: No, look over there.
Franco Wolff-Cruz: Nooooooooo!
Vampire death two.
Grim: Eeeexxellent. I'm just in time for the cake.
I'm sure that was their primary consideration when they died.
And here we have the first two vampires ever to learn from others' mistakes.
Next Time: Sparkles and explosions.