The Final Chapter
We open this final chapter of the DecaDynasty with Erin becoming the Mayor. Career progression is going well, though I suspect that if she took the frequent oppotunities to pilfer money from the campaign fund she'd be doing a lot less well. Good job she's law abiding.
Her and Eddie are still getting along well.
He said yes. They're now engaged, though there's still a long way to go before any marriage can take place.
She maxes Charisma from a book after making all of her best friends, telling 100 jokes, and jumping through various other annoying hoops.
She gets burgled.
And sleeps right through a loud fight downstairs. Seriously girl, I thought you were meant to have the police hidden trait from your dad?
Erin: I had work the next day!
She shows up for work in her pyjamas.
Iris: Nothing wrong with that.
Oh, I'd hoped I'd fgot rid of you.
Iris: You've never got rid of me!
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And despite having something ridiculous like 12 best friends, 40 friends, and a fiance, nobody shows up to witness her birthday except the pizza guy she's befriending.
Iris: Nobody ever came to my birthdays, did me no harm.
No, you were bonkers way before you had any birthdays at all.
Iris: Exactly. *nods*
Erin: Eugh. This hair again.
Iris: At least you learnt your lesson about those dangerous candles.
A trip to China for the last opportunity...
Iris: Roses are read, violets are blue, China smells of poo, and so do you!
That doesn't even fit.
Iris: You don't fit. Your bum's so big it needs it's own postcode.
We're going to end on a classy note for this dynasty, I can see.
Iris: With me around, it could never have been any other way.
Erin: And now I'm the Leader of the Free World, I could abolish you both.
Iris: You'd get voted out. The public love me.
Erin: I could abolish elections as well.
You have the good trait!
Erin: Grandma Iris can drive even the best of people to terrible, terrible things.
I'll agree with you there. But, unfortunately, the public do seem to love her and she's keeping the dynasty ratings up.
But we don't need to worry so much about ratings anymore. That was the last requirement Erin, and the dynasty, had to reach. We're finished. We've collected 100 items, made 100 friends with service people and 100 best friends. We've maxed ten careers and ten skills. We've nearly killed Iris at least 10,000 times.
Iris: And I've killed 10 hundred million bajillion sharks!
Erin: And I'm going to have a nap. It's been quite a long journey.
Iris: Pah! You've been here for barely any time at all.
Yeah, it's me that's had the hard slog. I think I deserve a nap too.
Iris: I'm going shark killing. Laters, kids.
Kelsey: Not so fast.
You what?
Iris: Gramma Kelsey! Yay!
Erin: Trying to nap here. I can abolish three people as easily as two.
Arrrgghhhhh! Iris, help!
Iris: Has anyone seen my shark-net?
