Another LastEddie: Eurgh. Calculus.
Erin: Today was our last day of school. Why're we doing this homework?
Eddie: Calculus has enslaved our very souls.
Iris: No, that's sharks.
Eddie: Who the hell was that?!
Erin: Hey, Grandma! Stop scaring my boyfriend, or else!
Iris: Ahhhh! A funny face! Noooo, you'll kill me!
Erin: Works every time. And I don't even understand why.
Melissa: Haha, you're so funny Erin. It's hilarious how you made up a grandmother to scare Eddie like that. Who was really talking to him?
Erin: No, really. That was my grandma. Just don't ask, it's for the best.
Nathaniel: So. You're looking after my daughter, then?
Eddie: Try as I might, I can't be scared of a guy in neon green argyle.
Nathaniel: What's wrong with my jumper?!
A previously unknown defence against zombies: baby cries.
What disturbs me about this photo is how the baby's mum doesn't seem all concerned about the situation. Hello? There's a brains-eating undead creature behind your son, and you're going to feed him rather than running away with him? Do you want your child eaten?
Iris: Zip-e-dee-doo-dah, zip-e-dee-day, my oh my what a wonderful day! Plenty of zombies, heading our way! Zip-e-dee-doo-dah, zip-e-dee-day!
Melissa: Your house is bonkers.
Erin: You're telling me.
Iris: I'm not bonkers, sharks are afraid of zombies. And sandcastles, but zombies are easier to transport.
Finally, Erin's boring teen years are over and it's time for her to become a Young Adult.
Nathaniel: My little girl is growing up, people are going to know I'm old now. Sucks.
Erin: Yeah, because the grey hair didn't give it away?
Nathaniel: I can arrange for yours to be dyed grey, if you like. Overnight. While you sleep.
Erin: Scary.
Erin: Why does my hair clip disappear when I age up?
She becomes Ambitious.
And gets a new pink outfit.
First task is to get a job in the Politics career. Her supermax will be Charisma, and she's picked Leader of the Free World for her lifetime wish.
Second task is to get started on that charisma skill and it's challenges properly. Therefore, befriend everyone she meets. She starts in the obvious place, her fairy co-worker Maribel.
Erin: I like astronauts. Even the ones in Star Trek.
Scary woman in very little clothing is also a target.
And the bunch of high school kids in the park.
Erin: You know, you're smart. You could be a doctor if you stopped wasting your time in the park.
I don't think 'Give Useless Career Advice to 10 Sims' is a challenge for the Charisma skill, Erin.
And then...
If the last birth in the dynasty is an odd occasion, the last death is even more so. Poor Nathaniel. At least he lived to see his child grow up, and he got to die in his jumper.
Nathaniel: I'm dying and you can't even ignore the jumper. Typical. It's a nice jumper!
Iris: Yay! You're coming to join Mummy!
Nathaniel: Please Grim. Please. Keep my mother away from me.
Grim: Only if you'll keep her away from me.
Nathaniel: Deal.
Poor Erin too.
RIP Nathaniel. Hopefully you'll never have to fish in the afterlife.