Episode Twenty Four: Erica Doe, Conqueror of EarthDid you really think you could just skip through three birthdays and only read up on Marcus choosing logic as his supermax and Erica being forced to take the thief branch of the criminal career? As punishment for skimming a relatively unimportant birthday update, you, the reader of this story, must sit through... another birthday. If you like birthdays though, then this is actually a reward for checking out the birthdays.
This episode takes place after one week of pure chemistry and chess. We begin our episode with Marcus's teenage birthday.
Heather Ferris: I want to have a birthday too!
Marcus: Logically speaking, this is a day where I become older and gain access to valuable assets like the moodlet manager. It is not your time yet.
No one knows who is more shocked, Marcus for having that hairdo or the author at Marcus actually having a pretty good outfit upon aging up. Jacket, jeans, normal shoes, no mismatched colors or anything.
Did Marcus inherit Erica's evil trait? Did Erica give birth to the minion she always wanted? After all, athletics is now a banned supermax in this dynasty because of Erica so any immortal can safely max it if they wanted.
What we do know is that Marcus's vision isn't all that great. Intelligence comes at a price and for Marcus, it's bad eyesight.
Being the genius Marcus is, and because she's still his mother, Marcus decided to offer some career advice.
Marcus: Mom, it's no secret that you're planning to take over the world but was forced to become a thief.
Erica: Yes, and soon, you'll be able to do what I couldn't.
Marcus: What if I were to tell you that becoming a thief is exactly what you needed to do?
Erica: I'm listening.
Marcus: Listen closely
Marcus: First, you *whisper whisper whisper*
Erica: Uh-huh
Marcus: Then, you *whisper whisper whisper*
Erica: Is that even possible?
Marcus: Let me finish. After that, you *whisper whisper whisper*
Erica: That's ingenious! When the world is mine, I'll order my slaves to build a smaller statue of you next to a giant statue of me.
Did Marcus truly become evil? How else could someone like him come up with such a plan?
No actually, he got it from a book. We were all mistaken about Marcus. He's not evil, he's just a
bookworm.
What exactly was Marcus's plan for Erica though?
Henchmen: Mr. Leader, sir, we have an emergency!
The Leader: What is it?
Henchmen: A woman has managed to steal The Leader position from you.
The Leader: That's impossible. Don't bother me with things like that.
Henchmen: We really mean it, sir. A woman has, quite literally, broken into your Sims save file and stole The Leader tag from your job tab. You are now unemployed.
The Leader: That doesn't sound physically possible!
Henchmen: I'm receiving word that this woman has now stolen the world.
The Leader: This is a joke, right?
Henchmen: This woman has stolen "The World." I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this woman is now The Leader of our organization and has conquered the world by stealing it.
The Former Leader: Identify this woman. Now!
Henchmen: Stand by... her name is Erica Doe.
The Former Leader: ERICA!
Henchmen: If you'll excuse me, I must serve our new humble leader.
Marcus has taught Erica to bend the laws of reality to achieve world domination. Go immortals!
Unfortunately, it has it's side effects.
Dolores: Hey! What's the big idea?
Dolores: Two more days, I was only two days away from being 100 days old.
Grim: Your time comes. I have heard that line far too much in my line of work.
Marcus also has very bad timing when it comes to inviting friends over to be tutored.
Dolores: This is going to be you someday Glenn. Get out while you still can!
Heather Ferris: I don't think I want to marry you anymore Marcus. No offense.
With a birthday, a career maxing, and Dolores passing away, now would be a good time to end this episode so next time on The Doe Dynast--
It's YOUR birthday? Alright, we'll get this out of the way so that you only have to suffer through two birthdays next time instead of three.
You were an adult!? How fast do you townies age? Back when Erica was trying to find someone to create a minion with, she had to wait for Glenn to stop being a teenager. When Glenn finally aged up, he must have skipped being a young adult before he joined the family.
[I'm not kidding. I had to wait for Glenn to age up from a teenager to bring in Marcus and when I actually had to go and move him in the house the day after Marcus was born, he was in the adult stage.]
Erica's Immortality ProgressTraits: Disciplined, Athletic, Lucky, Brave, Evil
Lifetime Wish: Martial Arts MasterCareer: Criminal (Thief)Supermax: Martial ArtsReal Estate: Divisadero Budget Books, 28 Hour Wellness Gym (Level 3)Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen, Young Adult, Adult
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Prepared Traveler, Hardly Hungry, Body SculptorUnique Opportunities: The Complete Circuit, A Package for You, Meditation Benefits, French Delivery, Bounce the Crowd, The Ultimate ChallengeBest Friends: Quiana Palacios, Donell Billingsley, Megan Downing, Dorian Cates, Cory Corley, Marlene BillingsleyMarcus's Immortality ProgressTraits: Genius, Couch Potato, Lucky, Bookworm
Lifetime Wish: Chess Legend
Career:
Supermax: Logic
Real Estate: Sacred Spleen Memorial Hospital, Central Park (Level 3)Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen
Unique Lifetime Rewards:
Unique Opportunities:
Best Friends: Brittney Waller