The Doe Dynasty. [Complete but not HoF.]

[Sims3Clacla123]

Yey for Lindsay.
Oh.My.Goodness. Jane is something else , she's almost scary. 

[Orange Iguana]

Episode Thirty Three: Party Hard!

Even insane sims who dress like clowns can become immortal. It's just a matter of patience, giving them an easy supermax, patience, throwing parties for friendship, patience, making sure they get their portraits down, and patience.

When we last left our family, Lindsay became the sixth immortal.


We begin this episode with Jane going nuts with the parties. She throws a party every day after school to celebrate doing her homework and on the weekends? Two parties, one to celebrate the morning and another to celebrate the party she just threw. The charisma book said that people like sims who play music so Jane bought a pair of drums. There's a difference between playing the drums and beating the poor thing within an inch of it's life with the sticks and hoping it sounds good.


Between being attractive for some reason, making silly faces to someone with a good sense of humor, throwing lots of parties, and giving $100,000+ sports cars received by being a celebrity as gifts, Jane had no problems getting her Super Popular lifetime wish and completing all of the challenges for charisma. Of course, she had to actually level the skill to 10 by reading a book before the skill could officially be considered supermaxed. It's just like when Gordon was supermaxing cooking, challenges done before actually hitting level 10. The hotrod flame vest and cow pattern skirt? That's her formal outfit.


Sometimes, she would convince people to try the body sculptor out.

Jane: I promise that this will make you even fatter than you already are.
Devon Vu: W-wait a minute now.
Jane: Too late! I'm starting it now. Here we go!
Devon Vu: Wait! Stop! I just lost 80 pounds, I don't want to go back!
Jane: Oh whoops, I had it set for thinner, sorry. Can you come back tomorrow when this thing recharges?


Unfortunately, a few hours before Jane's young adult birthday party, the final non-immortal of the dynasty gets a visit from Grim.


Jane: Hey you big scary spooky man what are you doing to my da da?
Grim: It is time for him to go.
Jane: Go where? To the supermarket? To the moon? To the bar? The bar would be kind of silly because we have one right here I mean what would he want at any other bar except maybe to try some new drinks and--
*Jane continues talking*
Grim: (I am going to enjoy reaping her soul when it's time)


Because Perry passed away, no one came to Jane's party even with the Party Animal trait. The birthday has to go on though so Jane decided to have the birthday now.

Jane: I wish that Winky would stop harassing me. That invisible fly is a terrible friend.


Jane: Wanna know something I love more than parties? Telling jokes! Here's one, why are blue ghosts afraid of pizza?

We're not going to let her finish the joke. She has a good sense of humor, okay? After the little party, Jane went to the dresser and mirror to dress herself, as usual. Will she actually look presentable this time?

[Author's note: Taking Charismatic when charisma is already supermaxed would be redundant.]


Absolutely not.


For a sim as crazy as Jane, there is only one possible career that would accept someone like her. One career that where she'll feel right at home. That is right, the political career. With insane ideas and bills that politicians try to pass these days, Jane will feel right at home proposing her own crazy ideas. With her unique talent of never being able to stop talking, Jane will be the ultimate in killing bills with filibusters.

Jane's Immortality Progress
Traits: Insane, Good, Party Animal, Excitable, Good Sense of Humor
Lifetime Wish: Super Popular
Career: Politics
Supermax: Charisma
Real Estate: Outstanding Citizen Warehouse Corp., Lofty Cerulean Blue Pool (Level 3)
Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Attractive, Inappropriate but in a Good Way, Collection Helper
Unique Opportunities: Stinky Bugs, Young Politician's Club Induction
Best Friends: Lindsay Breeden, Terra Motley, Roland Tapia, Emma Bartlett, Andria Pressley, Rod Vu [Heck, half of Sunset Valley is her best friend!]

[alex51299]

I like Jane's style, if you had Showtime I would've guessed she would be a magician or something.

[loveSims]

Lol! That is some freaky outfits. I love it! Jane is a awesome sim.

[Orange Iguana]

Forgive the rapid updating, but since I'm almost done, I'd really like to finish this dynasty.
Episode Thirty Four: Who's Your Daddy?

When we last left our fami--Whoa, hey!


Jane: Hey everybody! It's time to play everybody's favorite Immortal Dynasty game.

WHO'S

YOUR

DADDY?

Jane: The family told me I have to make a new guy and have him be something called an eighth generation. I tried making him out of mashed potatoes but they didn't like Mackenzie. Today, we're going to be looking at three potential daddies and the person I pick will be the father of the new generation!


Jane: Contestant number one is Eddie Schuler, a beverage consultant at the day spa who happens to be mean spirited. Will he be the daddy of the new generation? Or will the other contestants outshine him?
Eddie Schuler: Do I get to live with you guys if I be the daddy?
Jane: Ooooh, sorry, but we only have enough beds for 8 people and 7 of us already live here. Guess you'll just have to woohoo and leave if you win.


Jane: Contestant number two is Rod Vu. I don't know anything about the guy, but he wanted to play so I let him join.
Rod Vu: Wait, what? I have a wife, she's gonna kill me for even participating in this.
Jane: That's everybody's favorite part on Who's Your Daddy?


Jane: Contestant number three is Sterling Kent. He's one of those paparazzis that can't cross the moat for some reason. We don't have any alligators yet, I don't know what the problem is.
Sterling Kent: You mean... I can woohoo with the legendary Doe family? PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!
Jane: Now now, settle down, you have to beat out the other three contestants.
Sterling Kent: Three? I thought there was only two.
Jane: Introducing, the mysterious FOURTH contestant.


Jane: Meet contestant number four, August Gurley. Someone said that he used to be a maid for us. I never knew that he wore a black dress with pretty white things on it. He must have looked so cute!
August Gurley: I don't know what's going on. Who woke me up from my nap time? Where's my pills?


Jane: And now everybody, the game begins. Who did I pick to be the father of the next generation? We will find out... in the final mass birthday episode because I have to actually make the person now. Okay Mr. Narrator guy that keeps saying stuff that we can all hear but we never comment on, you can have your story back now.

...What was that all about?


Well then, Jane became pregnant during a party, right when she was about to body sculpt one of the guests.


We're not exactly sure what they were freaking out over, Jane trying to hit herself or the fact that Jane just went into labor. Regardless, a trip to the hospital is necessary. If it isn't the baby coming, then a trip to the mental ward will do her good.


Say hello to John Doe, the final generation of the immortal dynasty. When John was born, he liked to wave his finger to the music that was playing. Wasn't expecting another virtuoso. Of course, he quickly got tired of it and decided he'd rather look at the TV in the hospital room. Another couch potato? Come on, it's the last generation, he doesn't need it.

Jane's Immortality Progress
Traits: Insane, Good, Party Animal, Excitable, Good Sense of Humor
Lifetime Wish: Super Popular
Career: Politics
Supermax: Charisma
Real Estate: Outstanding Citizen Warehouse Corp., Lofty Cerulean Blue Pool (Level 3)
Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen, Young Adult
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Attractive, Inappropriate but in a Good Way, Collection Helper
Unique Opportunities: Stinky Bugs, Young Politician's Club Induction, Lobster Crisis
Best Friends: Lindsay Breeden, Terra Motley, Roland Tapia, Emma Bartlett, Andria Pressley, Rod Vu

John's Immortality Progress
Traits: Virtuoso, Couch Potato
Lifetime Wish: Not just for non-immortals.
Career: He's going to have branch out for this one.
Supermax: Here's a hint, why are all of the late night buildings in Sunset Valley?
Real Estate: Soon, he'll be the proud owner of another swimming pool. Joy!
Portraits: Can you do it Cheryl? Can you paint one more generation's portraits?
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Poor John is stuck with the best LTRs for finding a wife and having kids... as the eighth generation.
Unique Opportunities: John has an opportunity to live a life of ultimate irony. That alone should count as all six opportunities.
Best Friends: John's going to have to avoid Jane at all costs when he grows up. Jane has a bad habit of stealing friends.

[Upinde_wa_Mvua]

Jane Doe and John Doe? XD

/Secretly hopes that John gets Jane's hair/

[alex51299]

A mystery! I hope he gets his mother's hair.

[loveSims]

Congrats with the last generation! 

[Orange Iguana]

Episode Thirty Five: Last Mass Birthday Episode, I Promise.

With the birth of the eighth generation, the end is in sight. It's been a long, strange journey, but can Jane and John actually complete their requirements for immortality? Can they resist the urge to get stylist makeovers, get tattoos, turn into vampires, or dine on ambrosia and life fruits? Will David and Cheryl stop trying to watch the cooking channel and trying to cook their own meals?

Normally in a mass birthday episode, the newest generation goes straight to child and anything relating to being a baby or toddler isn't talked about. However, because John is going for Mixology as the final supermax skill, we're going out with a bang and skipping straight to teen.


Man, if that doesn't give poor John nightmares... on with the birthdays!


First off, John's toddler birthday.


Inspired by Erica being able to go days on that treadmill without ever needing to pee (Steel Bladder), eat (Hardly Hungry), and sleep (Pumped Moodlet), the rest of the Does got on treadmills and started running. Although they'll never be as good as Erica because only she's allowed to have Hardly Hungry, they'll at least never sleep again. Perhaps Couch Potato wasn't the way to go. This beats the previous idea of sending them to the catacombs and letting them rot there while Completely at Ease granted zombie bear immunity.


Next up, John's child birthday. The bad news is, he didn't inherit Jane's hair color but Jane was a natural blonde before getting that wacky pink hairstyle. He seems to have his father's eyes... before he became a vampire anyway. That's right, the real father of John Doe became a vampire a few days after John's birth. John was born just in time.

John: WOOOOOOO! PARTY!

Another party animal in the house.


Any guesses as to who John's father is? Judging by the hair color, we can safely eliminate the paparazzi, contestant number three. Sorry those who guessed the paparazzi, he is not the father.


And finally, John's teen birthday. After watching so many romance shows on TV, John picked up on what to do and what not do when wooing a woman. John became flirty.


Due to school policies, John has to either button up his shirt or wear something underneath. John chose the latter option.


Now that John is a teen, he's able to begin his long journey towards supermaxing mixology and becoming a master of juicy chemistry. With John now finally a teenager, we can bid farewell to mass birthday episodes in this dynasty. Next time on the Doe Immort--


Nevermind, it was Jane's adult birthday the next day. Four birthdays, now that's a real mass birthday episode. The politics career has been the perfect fit for Jane. What other career requires that you party every day for advancement?



[Author's Note: Jane becoming an adult just glitched careers for her. Jane cannot go to work anymore and the only possible fixes are to either

• Move her out of the dynasty home and move her back in.
• Delete City Hall and the lot it's on, replace City Hall, have Jane transfer jobs.
• Try a whole new career.
• Load an earlier save where Jane becomes a YA but hasn't gotten pregnant yet.]

Jane's Immortality Progress
Traits: Insane, Good, Party Animal, Excitable, Good Sense of Humor
Lifetime Wish: Super Popular
Career: Politics
Supermax: Charisma
Real Estate: Outstanding Citizen Warehouse Corp., Lofty Cerulean Blue Pool (Level 3)
Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen, Young Adult
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Attractive, Inappropriate but in a Good Way, Collection Helper
Unique Opportunities: Stinky Bugs, Young Politician's Club Induction, Lobster Crisis, Bestest Friends, Looking for a Friend, Policing the Paper Trail
Best Friends: Lindsay Breeden, Terra Motley, Roland Tapia, Emma Bartlett, Andria Pressley, Rod Vu

John's Immortality Progress
Traits: Virtuoso, Couch Potato, Party Animal, Flirty
Lifetime Wish: Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous
Career:
Supermax: Mixology
Real Estate:
Portraits: Toddler, Child
Unique Lifetime Rewards:
Unique Opportunities: Archeology Exhibit
Best Friends:

[alex51299]

Have you tried resetting her? And also what exactly do you mean by that? Is it that a carpool won't come or there is no option to go to work or when you do select her to it cancels out?

[Orange Iguana]

As soon as going to work becomes the active command, it immediately disappears and Jane just stands in place.

[MarianT]

Has any of your Immortals done firefighter? She can get to the top of that in 4 or 5 days.

[Orange Iguana]

Firefighter is available but Jane is going to be at a disadvantage because her athletics is maxed out (for the autopilot strategy) and she can't get Entrepreneurial Mindset (claimed by Cheryl).

After some thought, I'm fairly confident that this dynasty isn't over yet. I believe there are a couple of options available to me.

• Reloading a save due to a bug is a possibility but this might just put me back at square one.
• Take your advice and have Jane join the firefighter career. It might be a little difficult and time consuming to pull off. Stylist is also available but that isn't going to work.
• Investigator and Ghost Hunter might be doable if I'm careful and don't max logic.
• I could also try registering as a self-employed Nectar Maker, have Erica break some space rock blocks, and use a display case to transform collectables into sellable nectar... IF the game lets you do that.

Regardless of which one I pick, I also have to take John into consideration. I was originally going to have him do the rock branch of the music career as the finale but I'll have to get him a part-time job as a teen to see if he's locked out too. If he is, there's two options available to him. He could either do the self-employed fishing career (taking angler at YA) or grind guitar performances, start a band, and try to level to 10 off subway tips with the self-employed band career.

This isn't over, but things just got a bit more interesting.

[ratchie]

Does Jane have any skill points in handiness as that will help her get promoted in the fire fighter profession. My Sim reached level six in the career in 24 hours just by learning the handiness skill and maintaing the equipment.  It goes without saying that she also used the motive mobile too.

Rachel

[Orange Iguana]

No skill in handiness whatsoever. Truth be told, I actually have 14 broken tubs of power sitting in my family inventory ready to go in case one of the later immortals suddenly needed to change their supermax to handiness (Lindsay could just break a computer through daytime hacking over and over again)

The only thing I'm worried about if I switch Jane to firefighter is if the glitch prevents from responding to calls but at this point, it's either that or the nectar.