It is?
Oh yeah, here's a random story.
"If you don't have a pen you can't write. If you can't write you can't go to college. If you can't go to college, you can't get a job. If you can't get a job, you'll go hungry. If your hungry, you turn skinny. If your too skinny, you become ugly. If you're too ugly, you won't get married. If you don't get married, you can't have kids. If you can't have kids, you'll get depressed. If you get too depressed, you get sick. If you get too sick, you die.
Pens are important."
I heard that earlier today, and I found it pretty funny.