Now that Zap's PMed me and confirmed I was right about the hints, I am now going to sit on my smug chair and say they are easy to figure out.
Joking, of course. 
Haha, I'm proud of myself for coming up with so many hints!
Okay, I'm actually laughing over here. I'm going insane; I'm actually acting like a monkey.
-Laughs at clever hint I just included-
EDIT: Okay, that one is also sort of a hint. It wouldn't be possible in this instance.
That would be funny, Naga.

Who knows; maybe we are...
