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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #255 on: February 17, 2012, 07:47:30 AM »
Chapter 31, Adventures of a Dragon

'What do I do?'

Stand on the big square with feet in it.

'What, so do I put my hands in it?'

... Yeah. You put your hands in the footprints.



Dragon powered through this tomb quite quickly once he worked out the foot switches. He was concentrating so much I hardly talked to him, he talked to himself and not me though so, you know what he's like.



'Why can't I just walk around it?'

'Oh yeah, cause their's electricity. Duhr'

Done talking to yourself yet?

'I don't know am I done talking to myself?'

'No, I'm not done.'



Would it help if I just pushed you in?



'I think I just saw Nemo.'

Good for you.



'So, Look. I did your tomb for you. Now give me my reward.'

'Sure thing, thanks for helping! Here are 15 Visa Points and $300!'

'Is that it? Seriosuly?'

You were lucky to get even that. These cowards pay little for what they are too afraid to do themselves.



Oh the irony. Dragon's going to the Dragon Temple!

'They built me a Temple for that one adventure? Sheesh, this is more like it.'



'Uh oh, I think I just knocked it down.'



'Oooh, shiny! Miney!'

Your parents should have called you Magpie.



The adventures took a turn for the boring after that. Meditating was really boring, I mean he didn't say anything for hours.

'Shush, I'm pretending to meditate.'



Still pretending?

'Shh, I'm being all amazing for the paparazzi?'

Oh you don't call them Paparazzi, they're called Rodents.

'Oh Cool, I'm being all amazing for the Rodents then.'



You seem to have developed a dislike of the Rodents.

'How so?'

You didn't seem to disable all the traps when the Rodent followed you down there, she's on fire now.

'That was unplanned but rather amusing.'



Raar! Taste the Dragons feet!'

'Wahh, you've got lightning hands! Ahhhg! I can only breathe fire and you have lightning hands, so unfair.'

You can't even breathe fie.

'Oh really?'



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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #256 on: February 17, 2012, 08:26:40 AM »
Take that paparazzi lol! Awesome pictures as always.



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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #257 on: February 17, 2012, 03:58:24 PM »
Haha, that was a particularly funny update! Dragon makes a brilliant adventurer, even if it did take him a bit to work out the floor switches! :P Great update!

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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #258 on: February 17, 2012, 04:02:17 PM »
That was funny! Adventuring seems so complicated when he does it!
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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #259 on: February 18, 2012, 02:12:03 PM »
Ha! Flaming paparazzi, or rodent flambé depending on how you want to think about it :D Very funny!

Having Dragon in China just seems right, this is a great series of updates!
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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #260 on: February 18, 2012, 05:21:57 PM »
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'I think I just saw Nemo.'

Good for you.

Oh my good gracious, this cracked me up so much...I love your story and I love it so far. Keep Going!

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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #261 on: February 20, 2012, 01:39:38 PM »
I just finished reading the 31 chapters . Wow !  This story is awesome . It's quite funny , really enjoying it . Insane sims are quite unique , never used that trait before but will have to try it now for sure .
Thanks for all the giggles , it`s been a fun morning !   :)
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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #262 on: February 20, 2012, 02:47:06 PM »
Awesome updates!  I just wonder if China is going to be safe with Dragon running around there!

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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #263 on: February 21, 2012, 07:43:40 PM »
Just caught up from the beginning. The Jades always make me laugh. A fantastic story.

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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 31!
« Reply #264 on: February 23, 2012, 04:55:30 PM »
Thank you everyone! An update is coming your way soon, as in like 10 Minutes!  :)

Insane sims are quite unique , never used that trait before but will have to try it now for sure .

I do recommend it for sure, it makes a change!
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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 32!
« Reply #265 on: February 23, 2012, 05:09:51 PM »
Chapter 32, An Aged Lunatic and a Making the Right Choice

Due to the game not pausing when it returns I left to get a drink and when I got back Seb had aged up into his Elderly stage, I'm not sure he wanted to celebrate though.



The Swing is supposed to fix this sort of fault in Toddlers, for some reason Daniel is immune to it! It's kind of irritating and unique at the same time.



Even with a grouchy little tyke, Daddy always has time to teach him how to potty.

'Good boy Daniel, that's right. You do it on the potty. Not anywhere else. No matter what Tristan says.'

Within no time Daniel was more potty trained than Tristan, who constantly pees himself.

'I heard that!'



Well, well. That's one Supermax under your belt Dragon. Let's go for the other one now.



'Uhg. Not again.'

What?

'I'm getting older, or I'm giving birth but from what I'm told giving birth isn't this awesome.'

Well, if you were giving birth you'd know about it. Besides I'd be confused if you were...



'Oh! It's twins!'



Nope, sadly you just got older.

'That's just. Depressing. I was looking forward to having twin puppies.'



Tristan, having no idea which outfit is which somehow ages up from his Everyday Clothes into his Elder Formal Clothes.



Whilst things were moving along for Sebastian and Tris in terms of their age, things were moving for Dragon and Yesnina.



Even if it was downhill. She just crashed the game each time he asked her to move in, through friendly or marriage. Plus the added wrinkles, it just made her less desirable as a Spouse.

'What are you talking about? Yesnina says she doesn't have wrinkles. I said she did and then she tried to hit me.'

Which you, the Supermaxed Athletic Man, with full Muscles flinched from. She must have real scary eyes.



And so as Yesnina left the Jade Mental House for the last time. Dragon half watched her go, wondering if he would get over her or not.



Only for some creepy nutter to run past imitating a Zombie screaming, to run past him and into the house...





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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 32!
« Reply #266 on: February 23, 2012, 05:22:07 PM »
You didn't know it but Yesnina didn't want to move in. That's why she kept crashing the game. :P

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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 32!
« Reply #267 on: February 24, 2012, 12:38:34 AM »
Tristan's face while aging up is priceless lol! Good thing she didn't move in, she sound bugged to me. Awesome update. :)

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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 32!
« Reply #268 on: February 24, 2012, 06:47:35 AM »
Happy Birthday Tristan !  Tristan's a very funny character . Lots of giggles . Loved the update .  :)
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Re: The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Chapter 32!
« Reply #269 on: February 24, 2012, 11:58:05 AM »
Happy birthday Tristan! Shame about Dragon's girlfriend but I'm sure he'll find someone better! ;)