The Jade Dynasty, Tristans Story - Ended

[KrispyNickyB]

Thank you so much for this story. I needed the giggles it gives me.

[MoonsAreBlue]

This is great! Keep it up. And by the way, the Next arrow in chapter 6 actually goes to chapter 5.

[samoht04]

Anther great Chapter! Moreee? I can't write too much am busy... laughing. 

Thanks Vamp! I don't know... To Update or not to update? 

Two insane Sims that should be a marriage made in heaven.

Rachel

Oh Yes. It's a relief to have the Insane Interactions actually improve relationship. 

I like that the baby is reffered to as their 'spawn.' I always approve of that.

Hehe, in some Sims it just really does fit.

Very funny updates! That poor nooboo lol! Insane sims is so fun to play but I never tried a insane couple! Cannot wait for the nooboo

Thanks loveSims!

Thank you so much for this story. I needed the giggles it gives me.

Aww, I'm glad it gave you the giggles (Awesome Word!) you needed! 

This is great! Keep it up. And by the way, the Next arrow in chapter 6 actually goes to chapter 5.

Thanks Moons, you saved it afterall.  (Moons PMed me on how to do the Factory Reset and it worked and solved my glitches!) I fixed the arrows, teaches me once again on having multiple tabs open!

[MoonsAreBlue]

Thanks Moons, you saved it afterall.  (Moons PMed me on how to do the Factory Reset and it worked and solved my glitches!) I fixed the arrows, teaches me once again on having multiple tabs open!

I only pointed it out because I'm pretty much stealing the idea for my Legacy.

[samoht04]

Chapter 9, Funny Faces...

Hey. What is with the glare? Besides I'm invisible how can you know where I am?

"You never shut up, I can target your location. My stomach hurts."

That's cause you're pregnant dumbo, go read your Recipes!



"Boom, Boom, Boom -"

What are you doing?

"Me? I'm adding sound effects to me reaching Level 9 Painting!"

You have not even got Level 9 yet, see.

"Well... I don't care."




"I did what he asked me to."

Who?

"Tris. When we made this huge growth in my stomach, he wanted me to learn how to make Cookies."

Oh, yeah. Of course. Well, Cheer up Emma.



"I'M TIRED!"

Use the Moodlet Manager then.

"What? Is a Moodlet Manager?"

I just bought you one, it's in your inventory, take it out and press the cure button.



"AHHHH! I hate you Tristan Jade!"

"I love you to Emzy!"



"OHMYWAFFLES! She's dying, she's self-imploding, that would be awesome, self-implode, nice... - "

She's in labour and you're about to be a Father, seriously you read the book didn't you?

"Ah! What!? No it's worse than I thought! No, keep it in! Keep it in!"



Emma, you need to work on holding mens attention, they seem to have lost interest.

"Tell me about it. He is so teaching it to use the toilet."

[samoht04]

I'm still a bit ahead of all of you. I think I have the Deathfish under wraps nearly. I've had to skill up the Vanderburg guy to Level 10 and he is 9 and 1/2 now. I have four Special Plants that have the poles, one is a Plasma Fruit. I hope that at least one is a Life Fruit.

[loveSims]

That pic where Emma gives you the evil eye make me laugh lol! Now you must show us the nooboo

[Alexandria_]

Oh my goodness, your updates are hilarious! I think Tris and Emma are my favourite sim couple yet!

[Juxtaposition]

"Keep it in, keep it in!"

Definitely my new favorite caption for labor freak out fun LOL 

Looks like you've got a fun start to this new story *fingers crossed* that your garden is holding some life fruit for you.

[samoht04]

That pic where Emma gives you the evil eye make me laugh lol! Now you must show us the nooboo

Pictures Uploading. Now. 

Oh my goodness, your updates are hilarious! I think Tris and Emma are my favourite sim couple yet!

Thanks Alex! They certainly are... Unique. 

"Keep it in, keep it in!"

Definitely my new favorite caption for labor freak out fun LOL 

Looks like you've got a fun start to this new story *fingers crossed* that your garden is holding some life fruit for you.

Lol, I was trying to think of something new, instead of the screaming and blaming the male sim.  Thanks Juxt! I hope it does but I'm pretty sure only one was a Plasma. I still have a while to get it done but still, be nice not having to worry. 

[samoht04]

Chapter 10, New Nooboo

Oh right, sorry to leave you hanging there Emma, I had guests yesterday.

"No problem. I only stood here in complete agony while you ate Pizza."

Glad you understand, anyway, carry on.

"AhhhHHHg!"



"HEY! Emzy I told you to keep it in!"

"You didn't read the book did you! Children never listen to their parents!"



"Ahhg, here it comes!"



Meet - What's his name?

"Dragon. His name is Dragon Jade."

Meet Dragon Jade! He is Athletic and Disciplined! I guess it's pretty easy to tell what he is going to be doing...



"Aww, he's my Baby Boy. He's so cute!"



Tris. You're a Father! Congratul - What is that?

"I wanted to capture the moment of my Sons birth."

It's hideous.

"Thanks, that's why I came out here to paint it."



You let Her touch your Child?

"Yeah. I heard you muttering about waiting for them to die before letting Seb have kids."

I so did not say that....

"Actually you di-

Shush you.



Heya Old Guy, it's your Birthday.

"I'm not Old, I'm an Adult."

Well you already look old and besides it's your Elder Birthday.




"Hey T, I painted a portrait of Emzy."

That was nice of you, to do one where she wasn't in agony. Please say you didn't hang that one up somewhere?



"Naaaw, my Wittle Baby Dragon. He don't look like a Dragon, maybe Claws and Wings come later."

Tris, you do realise he isn't actually... - Never mind.



Seriously! Why are you always glaring at me!?

"I completed my Lifetime Wish."

Oh, cool, you learnt the Ambrosia Recipe. Now we just have to wait for the two old idiots to find the ingredients.



"Hi, Yes. I would like to Quit my Job. No, No I was not forced into this. Yes I did like working for you. No I want to Quit why would I come in tomorrow?"

Trouble at work?

"Yeah. The Boss employed his Girlfriend as the receptionist."

I thought the Boss was married?

"Only on weekends."



Heya, guess what.... Meet Otter.



What are you signing and please say it's not permanent.

"Thank you notes."

For and Who?

"For our Friends who sent us Wedding Gifts that we didn't want. We're sending them the gifts and keeping the thank you notes."

Oh, ...

[loveSims]

That painting of Emma is funny and scary lol. Congarts on the nooboo! The IF name make me laugh, in Afrikaans ( I speak Afrikaans) we call someone with no manners a Otter! I know it is a animal, but it make me laugh

[KrispyNickyB]

Poor Emma. I'm starting to think she doesn't like her narrator too much. I love this story it's hard not to smile reading it

[samoht04]

Uhg, My game just crashed for no apparent reason. :/ I was in Tab Mode taking an awesome Pic of Tris, moment I exit Tab Mode and it crashes!

[jeanamariex3]

Congrats on the first nooboo! Dragon is just adorable! I wonder if he's going to have a green brother or sister.