A Long-Expected Update
Europa: Hey Carl! Check this out!
Carl: What is it? I was busy with
very important business.
Europa: I heard what you were doing, Carl!
Carl: *pause* Okay, that's not the point. So what's up?
Europa: You know that forum you started with Pam?
Carl: Of course! How is Pam doing?
Europa: How should I know? Ask Antone.
Carl: Uh, I don't think he'd give the most reliable answer.
Antone: I got my new hair! I got my new hair!
Europa: Good point. Anyway, somebody wrote a story about us, and now they want an update!
Carl: Really? Well, what do we have?
Europa: Not much. Should we just post what we have?
Carl: I guess so.
Leo: You know, it's kind of refreshing that I don't have to skirt around the fact that you're my dad. Hiding that was kind of tiresome.
Mr. Payne: At least you were able to show your face and name. Poor chap I knew could never show his face, and he all but
forgot his name.
Leo: I went through my little conflict. I'm done.
Incubus: Why are you sleeping on the couch, Di?
Diana: Well, apparently I'm not allowed to sleep on the top bunk anymore.
Incubus: Says who?
Diana: EA.
Incubus: Ah. Always ready to ruin a well-laid plan.
Diana: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, Inky, but I spy with my little eye some cake!
Incubus: You would rather eat some fattening, butter-filled, cardboard-tasting cake over having an enlightening conversation with one of SimLand's most illustrious and fascinating canines to ever bless Sunset Valley?
Diana: Uh, yeah. It's cake!
Incubus: *sigh* Sims.
Carl: Oh no!
Antone: What's wrong, Carl?
Carl: Dragon Valley came out, and I completely forgot! Now I have to go research the town, find out who the townies are, write about the dragons. I need to get on the computer!
Antone: Relax, Carl. It's all good. Ricalynn already did all that.
Carl: She did?
Antone: Oh, yeah! I guess she knew you were on your honeymoon.
Carl: Pun intended?
Antone: Happy accident.
Jamie: Mm! Gotta love those new University interactions!
Europa: Ah-ha! Rock tears paper! I win!
Leo: Whay? Rock doesn't tear paper!
Europa: Yeah it does! Haven't you ever dropped a rock on paper!
Leo: That's no fair. You're cheating!
Europa: I'm not cheating! I'm thinking outside the box!
Diana: That's it! I'm tired of only showing up once or twice in an update! I'm going to University! That way, everybody will have to notice me!
Diana: Oh, gee. This is tough! "Teeth is to Hen as Nest is to __?" What does that even mean?*
Mr. Payne: Good-bye, Europa! I hope you enjoy University!
Antone: Uh, that's Diana.
Mr. Payne: Oh. Of course. I knew that.
Carl: I'm just glad people are actually sending Diana off. Nobody did that when I left for France.
Max and Europa: Woah! You went to France!?
Carl: Oh, great. *sigh*