Forum Sims Grab Bag: A Long-Expected Update

[AdnaanA]

Very funny! But.... Antone is betraying Scarlet just for Rabbit.

Great Update.

[Pam]

I love Antone's encounters with Christopher!  Well done, Audren! 

[WickedSimmer87]

Well wouldnt be the first time that Max gets a girlfriend Ive used him in one of my private files, he makes quite good looking kids

[Audren]

Well wouldnt be the first time that Max gets a girlfriend Ive used him in one of my private files, he makes quite good looking kids

Cool, especially since Max is currently the only Sim able to have kids, since their household is full. I wonder if Jamie will take nooboo Skills to Mr. Payne's daycare?

[Audren]

Filler

(Audren Note: That's basically what this update is: documenting the day leading up to Carl's wedding.)



Inky: Die, raccoon!
Raccoon: Help! Help!



Europa: Hello?
Thornton: Europa?
Europa: Hey, Dad! What's up?
Thornton: I have a daughter!?
Europa: Yeah....
Thornton: *offscreen* Morgana, is there something you forgot to tell me!?



Europa: Don't tell anyone, but... I'm engaged to Carl!
Antone: *gasp* I never knew!
Europa: I know, right? We're secretive.
Antone: Yeah. Don't tell anyone this either, but..... Carl's engaged!
Europa: *gasp* Really!?



Jamie: So, I just stand like this?
Max: Yup, perfect!
Jamie: Yay! I feel like an Immortal!



Inky: Come back, ball! I want to adopt you, like Mr. Payne!



Diana: Wait, isn't this your daycare, Mr. Payne?
Mr. Payne: Yes, it is.
Diana: So why aren't you working?
Mr. Payne: ...



(Audren Note: Carl just finished "Carl's Sims 3 Guide 3.0. It wasn't a flop like the first two, but it's still not getting the amount of respect it deserves.)



Abraham: Isn't this the Ratcliff home?
Dorothy: Yeah, I hear Max Skills lives here, too!
Ian: Max Skills? From Riches Galore!?
Abraham: Yeah, I'm gonna go to the back and break into the home!
Dorothy: I'll stay out here and photo-spam their dog!
Ian: Where is the dog?


 
Antone: Inky! Couldn't you do that when we were home?
Inky: Don't control my bladder, puny mortal.



Max: Ta-da! A 4,000 simoleon ice sculpture of you that will never melt!
Jamie: How'd you learn to do that?
Max: I went to the School of Leto Skill-Building. Best school I've ever seen.
Jamie: That's so cool! I have to go, though. I'm feeling a little sick. Bye!
Mr. Payne: How'd you sculpt that again, Mr. Skills?

[Schipperke]

These characters are just delightful together!

[loveSims]

Great update! Can't wait for the wedding.

[xFezIsAFreakx]

This is such an awesome story, what a cool idea!

[ratchie]

I had a little chuckle at the Yay I feel like an immortal line from Jamie. You are very amusing Mr A Simself.

Rachel

[Audren]

Mooncliff

None of this update has much to do with the rest of the story, but I wanted to share it because it was cool.



I was messing around with a Sim I had downloaded, (The Bus Driver, I think) and I had an idea. I wonder what a child of Europa and Carl would look like. The result (one of them, anyway; I ended up making 6 offspring) was Titan Mooncliff.

The genetic experiment was also kind of cool, because it showed the dominance of certain genes, particularly Carl's. His hair color was shared by 5 of the 6 offspring I made, and all of them had Carl's eyes. The facial structures were less biased; although most still had predominately Carl-looks, Europa did contribute some of her genetics.

I particularly like how Titan turned out because he had such a nice blend of genetics. He had Carl's hair color, eye color, and skin tone, but had a Moon facial structure. It shocks me how much he looks like the other Moons, such as Callisto. He seems to look especially like Thornton. I think it's interesting how the genetics of another person's story can still affect my own Sims. I don't know how I can work him into the story, if I can at all, but this was cool enough to show you.

[Schipperke]

Mooncliff is very good-looking.  I like his name too.

[SadieHamming]

Mooncliff is very good looking. It's just so amusing to read your story, Audren,  I find myself chuckling at almost everything I read this i read this

[Audren]

The Wedding (Finally)

Leo: Diana grows flowers. Can you say 'flowers?'
Sam: Fwowers!
Leo: Good job, Sam!
Abraham: Hmm. Leo's teaching toddlers how to talk. Headline news!



Ian: I don't know, Abe! Obviously, Jamie learning how to sing is much more noteworthy! After all, her teacher is Max Skills!
Jamie: Wow. They'll do anything for a story, won't they?
Max: Remind me to lock the doors.



(Audren Note: Most kareoke jokes are geared to the fact that Sim-singing is horrendously hilarious. However, Antone and Rabbit are actually pretty good singers, so there's not much I can say)



Max: AHHH!
Jamie: AHH!

(Audren Note: Max and Jamie, though? Yeah, they sound like dying cats)



Inky: Why do you taunt me like this? Just let me have the ball!
Mr. Payne: Now, now, Inky. You never know when a job may require jumping. The GO Treatment Centre is filled with Insane Sims that you may need to jump around.
Inky: I suppose you're right. But I still want the ball!



Rabbit: Grr. I broke the sink, and this is the one day Max has to work. I need to go vent.



Rabbit: Heh heh. Trolling this "Sims 3 Forum" is fun. I wonder who "Pam" is, though?
Carl: NO, Rabbit! Stop trolling Pam's forum! Bad Rabbit!



Mr. Payne: And you are sure this will work, Max?
Max: I can make the sculpture. The rest is on you.
Mr. Payne: Understood.



(Audren Note: Yes, the wedding that should've happened a year ago is finally happening.



Not sure why Christopher Steel showed up, considering he's enemies with Antone and doesn't know anybody else in the Grab Bag. Antone's keeping an eye on him, though.



Jamie's also pregnant with Max's first child. Hopefully when they get older they'll come to the Daycare Center.



I love how Max, Antone, and Leo are all wearing matching tuxedos. Great creators design alike, as the saying goes.



Europa: I'm glad we're finally getting married, Carl.
Carl: I know! We've been engaged since what, October?
Europa: For those silly humans, that's not too long, but it's a lifetime for us Sims!



Europa: But, it's done now. We're officially husband and wife.
Carl: You know what that means?
Together: It's time for cake!



Europa: No fair! You got to it first!

[Audren]

Antone and the Bull

Originally, I only took one screenshot of Antone riding the bull. Then I decided to put 2 screenshots in the post. Then 3. This went on until about half the screenshots I uploaded were of Antone. Not wanting to steal the show from Carl and Europa, Antone decided to wait until after the wedding to share his conquests. Enjoy.



Antone: Whee!!!! This is fun! And Easy!



Antone: No, I'm falling!



Antone: My poor head... I will beat you, Bull!



Antone: I'm flying! Hey, Rabbit! I'm flying!


 
Antone: This really hurts, but at least I'm getting a positive memory!



Rabbit: Flying? Looks more like falling to me!
Antone: This Bull may have won Easy Riding, but I will win Bucking Bronco!
Rabbit: Wait. You're telling me that you got beat on Easy Rider, so your plan is to try again on a higher difficulty?
Antone: ... It made sense in my head!



Antone: Wheeee!!!!



Antone: Ouch! No! Not the floor!



Antone: This. Is. Hurting. Me! Slow. Down!



Rabbit: Antone-0 Bull-1!
Antone: It's harder than it looks, Rabbit!

[Schipperke]

I just love this story!  There's something magical about seeing all these famous characters together, and you do such a great job of bringing out their individuality.

Rabbit: Heh heh. Trolling this "Sims 3 Forum" is fun. I wonder who "Pam" is, though?
Carl: NO, Rabbit! Stop trolling Pam's forum! Bad Rabbit!

So funny!

Not sure why Christopher Steel showed up, considering he's enemies with Antone and doesn't know anybody else in the Grab Bag. Antone's keeping an eye on him, though.

A wedding, with such illustrious guests?  Of course Mr Highly-Desirable Dynasty Mate is going to put in an appearance!  You never know when or where the next Dynasty girl will come along.

Europa: I'm glad we're finally getting married, Carl.
Carl: I know! We've been engaged since what, October?
Europa: For those silly humans, that's not too long, but it's a lifetime for us Sims!
Europa: But, it's done now. We're officially husband and wife.
Carl: You know what that means?
Together: It's time for cake!

Good to see Carl finding true love!