The random name generator did something right, for a change!
Anyways, it's spring in my dynasty, and the kissing booth attendants are usually generated townies, but the son of one of my housemates ended up getting drafted for the job. I then wondered what would happen if I directed said housemate to get a kiss. You know, out of morbid curiosity.
Crisis averted!
I bury my dead sims at a park, so there are usually other sims around when my ghosts are out. One night, it was a family with their toddler.
I've never seen an unplayable ghost pick up a toddler before that! That kid isn't in the active household either.