When we last left our family, Isaac vowed to never do an adventure in China ever again but brought home a new family member. His name is Pangu, the spirit of a boulder crushing axe.
We begin our chapter with Isaac breaking the bad news to his mother.
Isaac: I'm back.
Maricela: Did you get me that vacation home?
Isaac: Well, yes and no. Yes the credit card company will allow me to buy one when I'm older and no I'm too young to buy one in China.
Maricela: Why don't you try going to Egypt or France? I prefer France, I've always wanted to try their wine.
Isaac: VISA said I'm too young to buy homes outside of Sunset Valley.
Maricela: Get your grandpa to go with you and let him do the talking.
Isaac: (Grandpa! Of course!)
Isaac: Grandpa... grandpa! Wake up!
David: No, get away from that life fru... zzzzz....
Isaac: GRANDPA!
David: Wha?
Isaac: Pack your bags, we're going to France together.
David: Ask your father.
Isaac: Mother gave me the ok, now come on. If we hurry, you can make it to the wine tasting.
David: Just give me a couple more minutes... zzzz....
Isaac: Fine.
Isaac: Pangu we're going to France together.
Pangu: What adventures await us in France?
Isaac: Actually I'm just going to head there, give VISA a call, and have my grandpa buy the home. It won't take long, 1 day tops.
Pangu: What kind of services do you require of me then?
Isaac: Grandpa wants to visit the winery. I need to slash his tires when he arrives there so he doesn't try to drive if he forgets that he has to spit the wine out.
Isaac: We're here, before you go to the wine tasting, I just need to make a quick phone call to VISA and I need you to do the talking while I'm holding the phone, ok?
David: What are you planning?
Isaac: Mom wants a vacation home in France.
David: But she can't move out.
Isaac: Yeah yeah, I know, I'm working on that.
VISA: Thank you for calling VISA, how may I help you?
David: Uh yes I'm Isaac's grandfather calling to purchase a vacation home in France?
VISA: I am sorry sir but Isaac's account is not qualified to purchase a home in France.
Isaac: WHAT?
VISA: Isaac's account is only allowed to purchase real estate in China and only once he reaches the minimum age.
Isaac: It's not enough that I pay my bills, am not in debt, am awesome, and an intergalactic hero?
David: What are you talking about?
Isaac: Long story.
VISA: I'm sorry but in order for someone to buy a home in France, they must be able to taste the difference between frog legs and chicken, must own a vast nectar collection, must be sexy, and must have created a five-star dish that have impressed world famous food critics.
Isaac: ...
Isaac: We're going to be in France longer than I thought, I'll go convince the locals that I'm... the man and you go to your wine tasting.
David: How long is this going to take you?
Isaac: Four days.
David: (Why did you pick this as your lifetime wish Isaac?)
Isaac: (Let's get this over with.) Hello, you asked for a daring soul to provide assistance?
Jules Fournier: I need you to go into our tutorial dungeon and get me something. If you do this, I'll call VISA and tell them that you can taste the difference between frog legs and chicken.
Isaac: Sounds like a plan. It's not some vase that you can get for cheap at a pawn shop is it?
Jules: Oh no, this is something much more valuable.
Meanwhile, at the winery.
David: Hello, I'm here for the wine tasting.
Jeannine Lambert: Ah you must be new here in France. We do not call it wine, we call our delicious creations "nectar."
David: So it's like wine, right?
Jeannine: Yes but this is a family friendly version of wine. We have had a strict ban on wine since 1573.
David: But it tastes like wine, right?
Jeannine: Sir, I assure you, this nectar is of the highest quality. You will never want to drink wine again with just one sip of this.
David: So it's kind of like drinking wi--
Jeannine: IT'S NOT WINE!
David: It's just juice... good juice though... and there's the aftertaste... oh... ugh... what's in this? Plasma fruit?
Isaac: Change of plans Pangu, we have to satisfy the locals here too.
Pangu: I will be honored to destroy and boulders and rubble you may find.
David: Huagh... That's the last time I try something with plasma fruit in it. Maybe the meloire grapes nectar will be better.
Isaac: You sent me all that way for a baseball?
Jules: Me and my girlfriend were playing catch down there and it fell into that hole, we needed someone to go dig it up. I didn't want to get my arm dirty.
Isaac: ...
Jules: Cheer up, VISA will get it's phone call. Thanks a lot for getting my baseball.
Laurent Durand: VISA will know that you are sexy.
Isaac: Could you pick something else?
Laurent: You made a five-star dish that impressed world food critics.
Isaac: That works.
Isaac: Hey, did you know that the museum is haunted?
Margot Petit: It is? You took care of it, right?
Isaac: You hired me, right?
Margot: I'll call VISA.
Isaac: ...Nothing, now what?
Pangu: Isaac if I may.
Isaac: Yes Pangu?
Pangu: You brought me along to slash grandpa's tires when he went drinking at the nectary, correct?
Isaac: Oh... my...
Isaac: GRANDPA!
Jeannine: Excuse me sir, are you related to this man?
Isaac: Maybe, what happened?
Jeannine: Get him out of my nectary at once! He's done nothing but drink and cause trouble ever since he arrived. There's vomit all over the nectar machines because he won't get it through his head that he shouldn't drink plasma fruit nectar.
David: I can't stop drinking it. The aftertaste is so bad but it's so addictive.
Jeannine: Get him out and make sure he never steps foot in here again! If you do, I'll call VISA and tell them you own a vast nectar collection.
Isaac: Come on grandpa, let's go.
David: No I don't want to, I want more of that plasma fruit stuff.
Isaac: You're not a vampire grandpa, come on.
Isaac: Let just make one last phone call to VISA and we're out of here. I'm going to need you to do the talking for me so that I can get that vacation home for mom.
VISA: Thank you for calling VISA, how may I help you?
David: Yes I'd like to purchase a vacation home using my grandson's account.
VISA: Unfortunately, only Isaac is allowed to purchase a home in France.
Isaac: Then I would like to buy a home in France.
VISA: I am sorry but you are too young to purchase real estate in France.
Isaac: So I just wasted all my time convincing the locals for nothing?
VISA: If you would like, we will send you a free Deforester dresser for being a celebrity.
Isaac: ...get me and my grandpa on the next flight to Sunset Valley.
Italicized = CompleteDavid's Immortality Progress -- IMMORTAL
Ethan's Immortality Progress -- 2 PORTRAITS REMAINING
Supermax: PaintingCareer: Architectural DesignerLifetime Wish: Master of the Arts6 Unique Opportunities (Black Ops): Research Project, Stinky Bugs, Interior Decor, The Drumline, Buoyant Bass, Practice Makes PerfectReal Estate: EverFresh Delights Supermarket, Stoney Falls (Level 3)Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen, Young Adult
3 Unique Lifetime Rewards: Entrepreneurial Mindset, Extra Creative, Teleportation PadBest Friends: Raphael Gillis, Alesha Bundy, Hugh de Jesus, Leah Woodson, Janae Hankins, Calvin WestonTraits: Artistic, Virtuoso, Ambitious, Perfectionist, Family Oriented
Isaac's Immortality ProgressSupermax: Logic
Career:
Lifetime Wish: Seasoned Traveler
6 Unique Opportunities (Black Ops): Ballet Recital
Real Estate: Landgraab Industries Science Facility, Papayrus Memorial Library (Level 3)Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen
3 Unique Lifetime Rewards: Opportunistic, Prepared Traveler
Best Friends:
Traits: Genius, Perceptive, Adventurous, Computer Whiz