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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Long Lost Frohman Relative Death Count: 2
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2011, 04:32:53 PM »
Oh is that from generations?
I didn't know about that. I don't have generations. Sorry.

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Long Lost Frohman Relative Death Count: 2
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2011, 04:39:27 PM »
Oh is that from generations?
I didn't know about that. I don't have generations. Sorry.

Yeah it's your inheritance from some long lost relative. I haven't ever had an actual relative die from this reward. But it gives you around 30,000 from his/her will.



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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 12: Bebe the Paparazzi
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2011, 03:18:34 PM »
When an immortal is a child, there is not much he can do, especially when he's been banned from painting until he becomes a young adult. Ethan has been fighting the boredom by rotting his brain with the TV. At least he can play the guitar when he becomes a teen.

There's a bigger problem however. Agnes is refusing to paint any more pictures or take anymore photographs because of David shutting down Agnes's plan to have Ethan prank David for years. Now it's a good thing that Bebe can paint and sculpt, but she needs to be able to take a picture of David as an elder.


David: Now Bebe, it's great that you can paint and sculpt but there's also one more thing you should know how to do if you want to be truly artistic.
Bebe: What's that?
David: You need to be able to aim a camera and press the button on it.
Bebe: That doesn't sound hard
David: It's not, I don't know why people say it takes skill.


Bebe: So I take this camera and do... this?
David: Yep
Ethan: You're blocking the TV!
Bebe: I understand now, I'm going to go take some pictures, wish me luck.


Jamie Jolina: I'm ok!


Christopher Steel: I'm so happy I'm not participating in an immortal dynasty that I could hug someone.


Iqbal Alvi: The doctor said I should sit on a toilet before using my adult diapers.


David: How did it go?
Bebe: Aside from getting arrested twice and getting sued fourteen times, quite well. I think I've mastered the camera.
David: Great!

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 12: Bebe the Paparazzi
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2011, 04:46:22 AM »
You have a very natural and funny way of writing. This is one of my favorite stories.

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 12: Bebe the Paparazzi
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2011, 03:01:34 PM »
You have a very natural and funny way of writing. This is one of my favorite stories.

Rachel

Thanks, I'm glad people are enjoying the non-serious approach to this. The hard part is coming up with stuff during downtime sessions such as waiting for a sim to age up.

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 13: Defying the Frohman Birthday Tradition
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2011, 03:09:26 PM »
Although Bebe had fun terrorizing the privacy of all the sims in Sunset Valley, the rest of the family were bored out of their minds. They can't just sit in front of the TV for the next 3 days waiting for Ethan to become a teenager. Desperate to find something to do, David went to the consignment store to see if there was anything interesting to buy.


David: You've got to help me, my family is bored out of their minds. Do you have anything at all that can bring some spice into their life?
Clerk: I have a book from China that'll teach you how to kick someone in the shins.
David: I'll take it!
Clerk: I also have some tiberium for sale. Apparently some space marines and some military cult that fights for a bald guy have conflicts over this.
David: I'll take it! Maybe they'll have a battle in my backyard that we can watch.
Clerk: Yeah... sure... here you go.


David was so excited about learning how to kick people in the shins, he couldn't wait to get home. He decided to just read the book right there.

David: I can't wait to show this to Ethan.


David: I am a white ninja from the Ancient City of Buenos Simres. You may call me David.
Ethan: Dad!
Agnes: David what are you--
David: I am here to kick Agnes in the shins for teaching my child to make my hair pink.
Ethan: Bebe stop him!

[Author's Note: I had set up a scene where Bebe's Moodlet Manager backfired on David, as intended, but forgot to actually take the screenshot.]
Bebe: I'm on it.
David: Bebe where did you get that? I feel... woozy...
Bebe: I was so happy I got out of jail the first time that I requested a moodlet manager.


The beast has been subdued, for now.


Three days later, it was finally Ethan's birthday. As soon as Ethan got out of school, he threw a birthday party and invited everyone he had met in school that was still a child. For a change of pace, everyone cared about Ethan's birthday this time around. Perhaps only the family members caring happens when David throws the party.


Ethan: Oh no, I should never have asked David to read me that martial arts book to sleep.


Ethan: That's better.

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Haha very funny update, perhaps Agnes should read the book too and teach him a lesson



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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 14: David's Intentions Revealed
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2011, 09:51:46 PM »
Now that Ethan is finally a teenager, he is big enough to use a guitar. From this point on, some sims might think that Ethan underwent an operation to have his guitar surgically attached to his hands so that he'd never stop playing it. Ethan's age also means that David can now trust him to keep a secret. Not right now though, David is one painting away from immortality. After two days of parking Agnes and David in front of a TV while Bebe teaches Ethan to drive The Never Need to Eat, Pee, Sleep, Socialize, Shower, or Have Fun Ever Again Vehicle, it was David's birthday. No aging up while unclogging a toilet this time. David throws a party for himself and surprisingly, everyone cared.



David: Ow my spine! Ow my ear! This is worse than sitting behind that guy with the vuvuzela at that soccer game.


A quick visit to the mirror and dresser and we have the David donning the same exact outfit his future self wore when he came to warn his younger self. Bebe does a painting, sculpture, and photograph of David immediately afterwards. He now meets all of the requirements for immortality. Before David eats ambrosia however, there's one thing that has to be done.


The next day, David walks up to his son.

David: Son, now that you're old enough to keep a secret. There's something I need to show you. The real reason you've been banned from painting until young adulthood.
Ethan: For once you actually seem serious.
David: Follow me.


David: We are immortals, we set out to complete a series of challenges to gain immortality. You're currently in our museum that is a work in progress.
Ethan: So you're not just a narcissist that wants to be remembered?
David: I had to make up a story for your mother. You would not believe what I had to do to get her to paint, sculpt, and photograph us.
Ethan: She told me that you sold her car and bought her a motorcycle.
David: Your mother did appear to be the motorcycle type of girl.
Ethan: Why is Bebe living with us?
David: I needed a technophobe to break electronics for one of my immortal challenges. I told her we were Amish.


David: This here is your room.
Ethan: This is embarrassing, why do we have to have a painting, sculpture, and photograph of us in all of our life stages?
David: Only the paintings are necessary, the rest are because I think it makes the museum look cooler.
Ethan: So you are a narcissist that wants to be remembered.
David: Of course not, I just think it adds more character.


Ethan: What about mom and Bebe?
David: They're not Frohmen by blood and they aren't the firstborn of a generation so they don't qualify for this. In fact, they don't even know about this which is why I wanted you to keep a secret.
Ethan: I can just tell them what you're up to right now, you know.
David: Do that and you'll be banned from painting forever.
Ethan: Alright fine, but one more question. Why are you doing this?
David: Because I can.
Ethan: ...really? That's really your motive for doing all this?
David: Yep.
Ethan: No bailing parents out from an immortal jail or being threatened to be slain by gods or any other reason? You're doing all of this because you feel like it?
David: Exactly.
Ethan: ... I don't like this.
David: Think of it this way, if you complete your challenges, you'll be able to paint as much as you like for eternity.
Ethan: You could have walked right up to me and randomly said "you'll be an immortal that can paint for eternity if you complete a series of challenges" and save yourself a lot of trouble. I'm in.



Now that Ethan knows exactly what's going on and David has completed all of his requirements, the time has finally come. David heads to the food replicator to get a serving of Ambrosia while his son sits and watches.

David: ...this is disgusting!
Ethan: I'm having second thoughts now.
David: Remember, you'll get to paint all you want for eternity.

David's Immortality Report
Supermax: Handiness
Career: Business
Lifetime Wish: Swimming in Cash
6 Unique Opportunities (Black Ops): Making Coffee the Executive Way, Merging Towards Overtime, Hospital Delivery, Seeking More Favorable Taxes, Making Nice with the Newsies, De-Worming
Real Estate: Hogan's Deep Fried Diner, Summer Hill Springs (Level 3)
Portraits: Young Adult, Adult, Elder
3 Unique Lifetime Rewards: Motive Mobile, No Bills Ever, Speedy Cleaner
Best Friends: Nick Alto, Thorton Wolff, Bebe Hart, Adolfo Schultz, Gunther Goth, Iqbal Alvi
Traits: Ambitious, Virtuoso, Neat, Photographer's Eye, Handy

David Frohman is now immortal.

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 14: David's Intentions Revealed
« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2011, 10:04:45 PM »
Yay! Congrats on your first immortal! ;D

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 14: David's Intentions Revealed
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2011, 07:02:40 AM »
Congrats on first immortal. O my goodness this is so funny I just loving it!

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 15: How to Secure a Spouse, Frohman Style
« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2011, 05:43:18 PM »
Now that David is immortal, it's time to focus on Ethan. He knows what he has to do to achieve his goal of painting as much as he wants for eternity, but he's still banned from painting until he becomes a young adult. To pass the time, Ethan has been playing the guitar nonstop rather than focusing on the one goal he could be working on, best friends. In fact, it's not even just that, he's been learning songs and trying to perform them.


Basically, Ethan would attempt to play a song, mess up on the first two notes, and try again.
Ethan: No, that's not it, let me try again...... no, that's not it, let me try again....... no, that's not it, let me try again.


Ethan: No, that's not it, let me try again...... no, that's not it, let me try again....... no, that's not it, let me try again.


After a quick trip to prom in Ethan's street clothes, Ethan decides to at least start looking for love after seeing all those teens slow dance while one guy spikes the punch. The best way to make some friends? PARTY!!! During the party, Ethan found his target to bear the third generation, some woman named Maricela Hankins. Ethan decides to make his move.

Ethan: I like music
Maricela: Me too, 2 plus signs for us.
Calvin Weston: Hey what do you think you're doing?
Ethan: I like music
Maricela: Me too, 2 plus signs for us.
Raphael Gillis: (He can do that and it works?)
Ethan: I like music
Maricela: Me too, 2 plus signs for us.
Ethan: I like music
Maricela: Me too, 2 plus signs for us.
Ethan: Flirt
Maricela: You're flirty.
Ethan: Flirt
Maricela: You're very alluring.
Ethan: Flirt
Maricela: You're extremely irresistible.
Ethan: (Time for the Coup de Gras)


Ethan: Let's go steady
Maricela: Actually, I have commitment issues, but ok.


David: I did the same exact thing to get your mother.
Ethan: Really?
David: Well, no, I didn't get to tell her I liked music but I was straight to the point with the romance.

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 15: How to Secure a Spouse, Frohman Style.
« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2011, 06:16:13 PM »
This is a great dynasty! And thank you for showing me the power of Architects. It really helped building the house for my dynasty.
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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 15: How to Secure a Spouse, Frohman Style.
« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2011, 06:21:08 PM »
This is so funny,you have the romantic socials down to a tee. I love the way you write it is so natural and witty.

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Re: The Frohman Dynasty. Chapter 16: Stoney Falls, the Loudest Park in America
« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2011, 10:24:21 PM »
At the moment, the Frohmen are currently in a downtime phase waiting for Ethan to become a young adult. Ethan kept throwing parties to make friends and tell each and every guest how much he likes music.


He still can't perform "Yes Ma'am, I Do"

Ethan: No that's not right... let me try again. No that's not right... let me try again. No that's not right... let me try again.
David: (Maybe I should have banned him from playing the guitar too)



Now you're probably wondering what Agnes and Bebe have been up to ever since David became an immortal. They've been playing Sim Gnubb nonstop for the past week.

Bebe: I win again.
Agnes: Best 36 out of 70?
Bebe: Sure.


One day, Bebe walked up to Ethan and gave him some advice on what he can do besides play the guitar and throw parties every day, especially since she was tired of cooking for every party.

Bebe: You know, you're old enough to buy some real estate, why not go buy a park and renovate it so that you can do something other than play the guitar?
Ethan: But I like playing the guitar and I like music.
Bebe: But I don't like cooking for all your parties.
Agnes: Ethan are you throwing parties and interrupting our games of gnubb by making Bebe cook?
Ethan: It's the best way to make friends mom.
Agnes: Ethan!


Ethan: I should probably step out of the house for a little while and let mom cool down, huh.
Bebe: That would be a good idea. Why not do that park renovation I mentioned.
Ethan: Fine.

Ethan hoped onto the laptop and purchased both Stoney Falls and the supermarket. He decided to turn Stoney Falls into a place where musicians can throw concerts for people.




To Ethan, Stoney Falls came out pretty well. A playground for the kids, a picnic area for food, a place to put screaming toddlers, and of course the stage for bands to rock the falls.
Ethan:

Oh I'm so happy
So happy
So happy that I could be
Extra Creative with my paintings

There's one more addition however that Ethan decided to add...


His very own subway station connecting from Stoney Falls all the way to his father's Summer Hill Springs. Now the Altos and the Landgraabs will have no excuse not to watch him perform teen concerts.


A couple days later, it was Bebe Hart's birthday. Bebe really doesn't get enough love in this family considering that she is just a housemate but she did unlock the secret to never melt ice sculptures, learn to paint, learn to press the button on a camera, and her technophobic rampage actually proved useful to David. To celebrate Bebe's birthday, she threw herself a little birthday party, inviting only the people she and Agnes knew... well mostly. Gunther Goth and Nick Alto decided to crash the party since it was not a "make Ethan friends" party.

David: Ready to break your spine?
Bebe: Sure am


Bebe: Ow my... this joke is getting old.


A quick trip to the dresser and mirror later and meet the elder Bebe Hart.


Ethan's Immortality Progress
Italicized = Complete
Supermax: Painting. Still rank zero for reasons you'll find out next chapter.
Career: You already know what it's going to be since I spoiled it.
Lifetime Wish: Master of the Arts hasn't popped up so it will have to be picked on age up.
6 Unique Opportunities (Black Ops): Research Project, Stinky Bugs
Real Estate: EverFresh Delights Supermarket, Stoney Falls (Level 3)
Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen
3 Unique Lifetime Rewards: Entrepreneurial Mindset, Extra Creative
Best Friends: Raphael Gillis, Maricela Hankins, Hugh de Jesus, Leah Woodson, Janae Hankins, Calvin Weston
Traits: Artistic, Virtuoso, Ambitious, Perfectionist