CHAPTER TEN – Andrew
Whew! Whew and double Whew! Byron has agreed to go through with the Program.
I began to think this might be a possibility when I noticed him cooking the other day. I asked him about it, and he said, “Well, you and Mom aren’t always going to be able to cook for me, so it’s probably good if I learn to do it myself.”
Since I didn’t so much as boil an egg before I was an adult, I was much impressed and said so. That broke some of the ice between us, but I was still hesitant to bring up the subject of his future. One evening, he spun around, and suddenly he was a young man.
He and P.T. (who has decided to change his name to just initials – crazy, but then so is P.T.) went to graduation together. I took this picture of them and the rest of the family. Abbie, incidentally, has decided to return to her "real" hair color.
To my delight, Byron made valedictorian and was voted Most Likely to Win his Lifetime Wish. P.T. graduated with honor and was voted Most Likely to Have a Large Family. Byron’s lifetime wish is to become a Creature-Robot Cross-Breeder, which means he’s going into Science. He headed over to the lab immediately after graduating, wearing some clothes he grabbed out of the closet. They took one look at him and hired him on the spot.
When he came home, he told me that he was going to give the Program a try. I reminded him that a fair amount of time would pass before he and Daphne could get married. He said that if I could wait, so could he, but he’d have to talk to Daphne about it.
“And if she says marriage now or never?” I prodded.
Byron winced. “I don’t know. I’m hoping she’ll go along with it.”
“You might tell her that women who marry Wainwrights tend to have long and youthful lives,” I said. “Your grandmother passed away just yesterday, and your mother is now quite a bit younger than I even though we graduated at the same time. That’s not mere coincidence – your grandmother discovered a formula, and I was able to produce a less potent one for your mother. If you put in some time at the chemistry lab, you might be able to come up with something for Daphne.”
“So why haven’t you taken the formula?” he asked.
That’s when I told him about the last requirement of the Program – that he leave a tombstone behind.
“We already have Aunt Bebe’s,” he said.
“She didn’t have a happy enough life,” I answered.
“We could ask some older person to move in,” he suggested.
I shook my head. “You can try that in your household, but as far as I’m concerned, I’m your designated tombstone.”
We both got a little teary-eyed at that moment, but before things became too soppy, Abbie appeared and took Byron off to get some decent clothing. His next step was to arrange to meet Daphne at the Falls.
I don’t know exactly what happened, but I can guess at some of it. He probably gave her flowers.
They probably kissed.
And he probably told her about the Program when they were watching the stars together.
I was still up when he came home at 3 a.m. (us old people don’t sleep much). Byron said he talked to Daphne, and she said she had to go home and think about it. He decided to do some fishing before coming home because he was too keyed up to sleep. To his surprise, Daphne returned, and gave him some flowers. She said the Falls would make a lovely spot for a wedding either now or ten years from now, if that was what it took. They're not exactly engaged, but they have an understanding.
So that’s taken care of. I should hand over the story to Byron, but I figure he’s going to be too busy to do much writing, what with working, fishing, completing opportunities, and developing a potion for Daphne. He won’t be able to take it with him, but if he has the skill, he can make it for her.