Okay, here we go:
Hi all, welcome to my humble abode! And by "humble abode", I mean the room the university gave me. Don't mind the clutter, have a seat! Try not to bump the shelves, they're not very stable. Would you like a drink? It's the only thing in the fridge after all, ha ha ha! What? No, I
don't have any nectar, the stuff you get 'round here tastes like engine oil and would make you blind after a couple of glasses. No music either, I'm afraid, but the neighbours get back from class soon and they'll pump theirs up loud enough to hear all the way from the campus! You
do like Justin Beiber, right? No? Well,
you go tell them to turn it down then, they don't listen to
me any more.
Huh? Yeah, of
course there's gonna be things to do tonight, do I look like a bad host to you? We could... uh, talk Sims! Yeah! We can all gush about how much we love the Sims, now
there's something we can only do face-to-face! Or we could go down to the common room and watch TV, although the football's on tonight so it might be booked out. Or we could go down to the tavern, but I'd rather not; I think there's a student party there tonight so it might be a bit wild. Hey, don't look disappointed! You're lucky you've got a spot in my room, most of us will have to stand out in the corridor once it gets crowded. It's Lights Out at 10:30 and the walls are pretty thin, so no talking out there. Pringle?