Books that the Sims Read

[MarianT]

I've noticed that quite a few members of the Forum list "bookworm" among their traits and consider they have some skill at writing. So I was thinking that we could perhaps come up with some synopses of those books the Sims are always reading. What happens in The Warlock of Palladia?
Who is the Mummy in love with? And what kind of adventures did Raymundo have?

Here is my blurb for Demand Excellence or You'll Get Mediocrity:

"This is the inspirational memoir of the former food critic for the Bridgeport Simsonian, Guy R. May, who says his life changed when he was served a Baked Angel Food Cake that was less than perfect. 'The candles on the tables throughout the restaurant flickered when I inhaled in shock,' writes May. 'I could see my life flash before my eyes. I resolved then to make it my mission that this should never happen to anyone else, and I began writing this book.'"

[Peregrine_Falcon]

Not so much a summary as a possible advertisement.

"Read the hot new book of the summer - actually, of all seasons! A Magnetic Attraction has been described as spellbinding, can't-put-downable, and is the kind of book you'll want to read over and over. You'll want to read it when you can't sleep at night, or when your toilet is broken. You'll love to read it while family members are fighting all around you. It's so good, you'll sit down and read it even if your wife is heading to the hospital to have a baby! How can you not buy this book? A Magnetic Attraction, available now. Keep it in YOUR inventory!"

[jessiethedog]

I'll try one for 'A Magnetic Attraction':
On one side there are two hearts, two bodies, two souls. On the other, there is pain, suffering, and guilt. But when love and disaster collide, what is left of the two Sims? Can foolish lust really blossom to become true love-or is there much to be desired in this secret longing?

Yeah, it needs improvement. I'm not one of the writers, really.

[MarianT]

@jessie, sounds good to me!

@peregrine -- this really made me laugh because it's so true. When my bookworm was going for 50 books, she'd keep reading A Magnetic Attraction instead.

[SimPoseyYum]

Synopsis of "Where's Bella?":

~ Where's Bella?  Over there.  The end.

What can I say, it's a short book  .

[Leto85]

Synopsis of the book: ''Logic Vol. 3: 3.14159265'':

3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
  58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679
  82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128
  48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196
  44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091

  45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273
  72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436
  78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094
  33057 27036 57595 91953 09218 61173 81932 61179 31051 18548
  07446 23799 62749 56735 18857 52724 89122 79381 83011 94912

  98336 73362 44065 66430 86021 39494 63952 24737 19070 21798
  60943 70277 05392 17176 29317 67523 84674 81846 76694 05132
  00056 81271 45263 56082 77857 71342 75778 96091 73637 17872
  14684 40901 22495 34301 46549 58537 10507 92279 68925 89235
  42019 95611 21290 21960 86403 44181 59813 62977 47713 09960

  51870 72113 49999 99837 29780 49951 05973 17328 16096 31859
  50244 59455 34690 83026 42522 30825 33446 85035 26193 11881
  71010 00313 78387 52886 58753 32083 81420 61717 76691 47303
  59825 34904 28755 46873 11595 62863 88235 37875 93751 95778
  18577 80532 17122 68066 13001 92787 66111 95909 21642 01989


Question to my fellow members: Who is interested in writing part 2?

[CarlosLordofTacos]

Oh shut your "Pi"hole Leto and get back to your sim "breeding".

[Leto85]

Oh shut your "Pi"hole Leto and get back to your sim "breeding".

I know you mean to be funny, but sometimes (like this case) I find your posts a bit to bold.

[CarlosLordofTacos]

Sorry for taking it too far Leto.

[Leto85]

Sorry for taking it too far Leto.

No problem. I appreciate your commend.
Now we all need to do is waiting for you to make a nice synopsis about one of the sims books.

[CarlosLordofTacos]

Llama Rights: Llamas haven`t always had rights, but now they do. And if you don`t like that, then prepare to get spat on you racist! (Spiecist?)

[ZapKid]

I will start The History of Socks:

Socks have evolved over the centuries from the earliest models which were made from animal skins gathered up and tied around the ankles. In the 8th century BC, the Ancient Greeks wore socks from matted animal hair for warmth. The Romans also wrapped their feet with leather or woven fabrics. By the 5th century AD, socks called "puttees" were worn by holy people in Europe to symbolise purity. By 1000 AD, socks became a symbol of wealth among the nobility. From the 16th century onwards, an ornamental design on the ankle or side of a sock has been called a clock.

The invention of a knitting machine in 1589 meant that socks could be knitted six times faster than by hand. Nonetheless, knitting machines and hand knitters worked side by side until 1800.

The next revolution in sock production was the introduction of nylon in 1938. Until then socks were commonly made from silk, cotton and wool. Nylon was the start of blending two or more yarns in the production of socks, a process that still continues.

Wikipedia rocks! 

[ZapKid]

Synopsis of the book: ''Logic Vol. 3: 3.14159265'':

3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
  58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679
  82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128
  48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196
  44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091

  45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273
  72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436
  78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094
  33057 27036 57595 91953 09218 61173 81932 61179 31051 18548
  07446 23799 62749 56735 18857 52724 89122 79381 83011 94912

  98336 73362 44065 66430 86021 39494 63952 24737 19070 21798
  60943 70277 05392 17176 29317 67523 84674 81846 76694 05132
  00056 81271 45263 56082 77857 71342 75778 96091 73637 17872
  14684 40901 22495 34301 46549 58537 10507 92279 68925 89235
  42019 95611 21290 21960 86403 44181 59813 62977 47713 09960

  51870 72113 49999 99837 29780 49951 05973 17328 16096 31859
  50244 59455 34690 83026 42522 30825 33446 85035 26193 11881
  71010 00313 78387 52886 58753 32083 81420 61717 76691 47303
  59825 34904 28755 46873 11595 62863 88235 37875 93751 95778
  18577 80532 17122 68066 13001 92787 66111 95909 21642 01989


Question to my fellow members: Who is interested in writing part 2?

That's a great idea! I have a contribution.
I just finished the greater part of the book. Or should I say extremely small part? 

[MarianT]

You never know what will turn up. I now have learned more about socks, and I can find pi to the 200th place or so. Thanks, Zapkid and Leto! Not only that, but where Bella is, and what happens to people who deny llamas their rights.

[Seabody]

"When to Rave and when to Riot" - Criminal Career Book.

Rave when you're happy.
Riot when you're not.
The end. (What do you mean, you wanted more? This is a career book. And criminal's don't read!)