WEEK SEVEN - EIGHT
"They should have mentioned that he gave amazing massages," Azura commented, reading the paper.
"What?" said Carmen.
"Wei Keane. I mean, Wei Rouge, in his obituary," she said, "but I imagine Cerise wrote it, and she's always been a prude."
Carmen was sorry he'd asked. His mother seemed to grow more embarrassing by the day. She streaked her gray hair with pink, and she still dressed like a rock star even though she didn't have the figure for it any more. But the worst thing was that you never knew what she might say. Everyone thought it was wonderful that she expressed herself so freely, but Carmen just cringed.
Then there was his dad. Even if there were leftovers in the refrigerator, even if there was food actually sitting on the counter -- food that his dad had made himself ten minutes ago, he'd start fixing breakfast or lunch or whatever. Not only that, but he'd leave a mess on the counter for Carmen to clean up. Carmen could not wait to leave home.
And today was the day. In just an hour, he would give Hope her engagement ring, and then they would have a nice ceremony -- just her family and his. At least it would be nice if his mother didn't start reminiscing about her romance with Wei.
"Mother," he said, "do you think you could--"
At that moment there was a terrible grinding noise from the dishwasher. Hope was due to arrive any minute; he really couldn't wait for the repairman to show up.
Were dishwashers considered plumbing or electrical repairs? Carmen wondered as he attacked the machine. He was qualified to handle plumbing problems, thanks to their toilet, which overflowed on a regular basis. A spark suggested it was an electrical, but there was no going back. Luckily he managed to fix the thing without getting electrocuted.
If only his parents were as easy. Azura was still wearing her bathrobe and playing the guitar; Tim was playing one of his computer games. Neither looked as if they were expecting guests to arrive in a few hours.
"Don't you think you should start getting ready for the wedding?" he asked.
"Oh, my goodness," said Azura. "I totally spaced on sending out the invitations. I'm sorry, honey."
Carmen sighed. He'd got a new tuxedo for the occasion, and he was sure Hope would look gorgeous in her wedding dress, but they could still have a private wedding, and then he'd be out of this insane asylum.
Just then the doorbell rang. It was Hope.
Carmen went to give her a big hug, but she put up her hand to stop him. "I'm having a bad day," she said. "I still feel sad about my father; I'm a little nervous about starting my new job at the Bistro; maybe we should wait."
Carmen was ready to scream. Was nothing going to go right today? He hadn't even been able to get clean clothes out of the dryer because that stupid bear was in the way. You think
you're having a bad day, he almost said. But instead he started talking to Hope. And listening. The guy who'd interviewed him for the snitch position (if you wanted to be an international super spy, you had to start somewhere), had said that listening was much more important than talking.
Eventually Hope let him take her hand. From there it was a short step to putting on the ring.
Not long after that, they were actually married. Carmen decided to pretend that Azura was playing the guitar for them, even though she was still in her bathrobe.
Hope's new house -- their new house -- was beautiful. The kitchen and dining room alone were as big as the house he'd grown up in. Carmen certainly hadn't married Hope for her money, but there was no denying that nice surroundings were, well, nice.
Even though Hope was the one with a talent for cooking, she was so tired when they got home that she went upstairs to take a nap. Carmen fixed a dish of her favorite macaroni and cheese and had a bowl himself before going upstairs to join her. One thing led to another...
Carmen could have sworn he heard "Rock-a-bye, baby," as he was falling asleep, but that was all right. He was actually looking forward to having children. Little blue children, and little red children -- maybe one of them would inherit Azura's lavender hair.