WEEK THREE
It must have been something she had ingested during her time as a test subject. That was the only way Ivy could explain little Carla's very rapid growth from infant to toddler to child. She hadn't even had time to teach her how to walk. And there was something not quite...trustworthy about her. Like she might take anything that wasn't nailed down. Probably she had inherited it from her father. Lincoln was still not ready to enter into a relationship, even though he would soon be the father of two children.
Well, if this baby had green skin, Lincoln wouldn't be strutting anymore. At least, not on her account. Ivy was getting tired of trying to get him to consider her situation. Sure, he wanted to flirt and kiss, but having a serious discussion was beyond him. If she didn't have to work with him, Ivy would tell him exactly what she thought. Anyway, she wasn't going to try to coax him into marriage. She didn't have the energy for sweet-talking, and she had enough sense to realize that nagging wouldn't work at all. The way she felt now, if he did agree to a wedding, she'd probably jam the ring on his finger.
Ivy really hoped this next baby would turn out green. Carla was a darling, and really a very talented little artist, but she looked just like her father -- brown hair, blue eyes, brown skin. Ir this second baby didn't carry the green gene, she would probably have to find another partner. The problem was she didn't know anyone except the people at work. Her boss, Marshall, was too grumpy to be worth romancing, and everyone else was a woman. And with two children at home, she wasn't about to go looking for love at Waylon's.
On the plus side, she hadn't seen Max Racket in a while.
Cerise thought that she and Wei Keane had enjoyed a very pleasant, private wedding. The wonder was that no paparazzi had appeared to disturb them. Considering that she was now a 3-star celebrity, and Wei a 1-star, that was a little surprising.
She was beginning to find the paparazzi rather annoying. She liked to let Myron play out on the deck because he enjoyed being outside so much, but when she went outside to pick him up, a flashbulb went off in her face. She couldn't yell at them and tell them to go away because they'd get back at you. And in her case, especially, they'd call her a hypocrite because she was in journalism herself. So she put up with it. And, as her publicist reminded her, the picture of her teaching Myron how to talk could only be considered golden. "If I lined up a photo-op of you and the kid, they wouldn't touch it," he'd said, "but since they took the pix themselves, they think it's newsworthy. Go figure."
The wedding had been wonderful, but Cerise didn't know how the marriage was going. Wei spent all his free time on the computer. At first she'd nagged him into eating with her, but now she just put the leftovers in the fridge for him to grab when he was finished with his "stress-relieving" game or the work he'd brought home from the office. One minor annoyance was that even though he had his own laptop, which was nicer than her desktop, he kept using her computer. This meant that even when she had five minutes to work on her novel, she couldn't, because he was playing his game.
They'd had words about this earlier in the day, and he'd gone off to the park, leaving her with Myron and the baby.
The baby was named Hope, and she had bright red skin just like Cerise. She was happy about that because it meant she could quit producing children and go back to work. Right now she'd settle for just going across the street -- Cerise felt like she hadn't been anywhere in ages.
"Do you think you could stay with the kids for a while tomorrow?" she'd asked Wei, when he came home at about nine o'clock Saturday night.
"Yeah, sure," he'd said, heading into the bathroom.
Cerise wanted to ask where he'd been, but she bit her tongue. If he'd been whooping it up in a bar with some floozy, the paparazzi would probably report it. Otherwise, she wasn't going to get upset. Just then she realized that Myron had lasted for three hours without going potty. She scooped him up and hurried into the bathroom.
"Now, Azura," Wei was saying to his cell phone. He gave Cerise a shocked look and hurried out.
Cerise set Myron on the pot gently. She didn't want to take her anger out on the boy, but she was fuming. She wasn't angry with Wei -- well, not much anyway -- but with Azura. She thought they'd had an agreement, that Azura would leave Wei alone and marry Tim Burre. Cerise was sure she'd seen the wedding reported in the newspaper; Azura was a celebrity, too.
Wei was hunched over the computer, typing furiously on the keyboard when Cerise came out. He was working, rather than playing one of his games -- work, to Wei, was sacrosanct, so Cerise didn't try to interrupt him. She put Myron in his crib, then fed and snuggled Hope. After that, she went out on the deck, which for once was free of paparazzi.
"You promised to leave him alone!" she hissed when Azura picked up the phone.
"Look, all I did was say hello when I saw him sitting in the park," said Azura.
"Yeah, well how come you were talking to him on the phone?"
"He called me," said Azura. "He wanted to know the name of the tune I was playing on the guitar."
Cerise punched the off button. Now she was mad at Wei, because obviously there had been more to his call than a simple request for information or he wouldn't have made it from the bathroom.
Wei was eating some salad when she came in, and she noticed that there was smoke coming from the computer. "Did you call a repairman?" she asked.
"No, it's your name on the warranty," he said. "Besides, I'm bushed and it's late." He got up and began washing his plate.
Cerise counted to ten. She'd talked to him a couple of days ago about what a help it would be to her if he could clean up after he finished eating. If she started yelling at him now, it would undo the work she'd done. She sat down at the computer and turned it around to see what was wrong. Big mistake -- she got a severe electric shock. She'd forgotten how dangerous primitive technology could be. She sighed and called the repairman. She hoped it would be someone ruggedly handsome, but it turned out to be a middle-aged woman. Cerise crawled into bed, too exhausted to do anything more than leave the payment on the kitchen table.