The WolffMan DecaDynasty: Click Here to Howl

[samoht04]

Hahah Metro! 

[Audren]

In the hands of the Man, I am afraid of what Thorton will do. He will likely cause many among us to bust a body organ with laughter. 

[samoht04]

In the hands of the Man, I am afraid of what Thorton will do. He will likely cause many among us to bust a body organ with laughter. 

It's a new Hunting method then?  Stops his prey by making them roll on the floor laughing unable to stand up and run? 

[Metropolis Man]

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Thornton followed Morgana upstairs and the two playfully engaged in a pillowfight. Thornton came out on top by tagging Morgana with a direct hit on her Iams bikini briefs. Hey, Thorton...that’s cheating when you put a metal drinking bowl in the pillowcase.



But, Thornton started brooding. Something weighed heavily on him near his flea collar. He walked downstairs to be by himself...



Morgana: “What’s wrong, love?”
Thornton: “I’m just wondering if the juicebox is right?”
Morgana: “What are you talking about?”
Thornton: “Earlier today I had some of this juice and noticed the advertisement on it: Do You Enjoy Ruff Challenges? Is Your DecaDynasty Family Thirsty for More? Then Try Our...”



Thornton: “Morgana, I’m trying to say this DoggyDynasty...DecaDynasty...is probably a mistake. I have the Dislikes Children trait. That’s a game-breaker. Bow wow wow red shoes.”



Morgana: “You’re getting cold paws now? Now you listen to me Sir Barks-a-lot and you listen good. It’s time for you to wake up and smell the Alpo. We’re not quitters. We’re not just going to chase the stick, but we’re going to stick it out.”
Thornton: “Sexy...(bark)...look....you...to me?”
Morgana: “Stop with your ridiculous adolescent ramblings. Honey, we can do this.”
Thornton: “How? How can we possibly do this? I dislike children. What if I had called up Bill Gates and said, “Hey, Bill — I have a great idea...hows about you start up the world’s biggest software company? And oh yeah...you have the...the Hydrophobic trait.”

Well, I could see this little dogfight was not productive for our Founders. Time for them to go to separate corners, lick their wounds and make some serious progress elsewhere. Morgana promply called the hospital and quit her colorful career as a bedpan cleaner. I figured there would be plenty of time for Morgana to pick up after Thornton when he was older. Morgana’s starting traits are pretty doggone good for a painter, so I had her work on that and decided right then that the 10 objects left behind in house #1 would be Morgana’s paintings.



Thornton, on the other hand...well, no real need to get him out of his business career. He needed something to do to occupy his time. Otherwise, he’s constantly be rubbing up against Morgana and asking to be let out. So, for the next week I had Thornton concentrate on career advancement, in particular, his relationship with alpha male, VJ Alvi. After successfully becoming Best Friends with VJ and achieving a promotion, Thornton’s next target was co-worker Nick Alto. Count Nickula was invited over (it’s Day 3 and Nick is already a vampire. Sigh.) and the two men had a great time...



Nick: “Owww. What the heck is in that pillow?”
Thornton: “Feathers, what else? And a portable tanning bed. And some bottles of holy water.”

A full week had passed, so it was time to make Wolff tracks up to the bedroom.



Thornton: “I gave this a lot of thought, honey, but the bottom line is — it was worth it. I accumulated enough happiness points to give myself a Mid-Life Crisis. No more Dislikes Children trait. I’m ready to be a father. Bow wow wow, don’t you have anything to say?”



Morgana: “Fellow graduates, esteemed faculty members, and all you stray dogs roaming outside, it’s time to put a bun in the oven.”

Morgana looked at Thornton with those puppy dog eyes and that was all she wrote. At this time please type in the day, month, and year of your birthday for age verification...



Success. The lullabye sound was heard as well as a lamp being kicked off an end table and broken. Thornton went to the grocery store to pick up some apple-flavored Milk Bones for Morgana. Every few hours she wolfed down one to assure the WolffMan Dynasty would indeed begin with a Man.



I kept Morgana quite happy with continued painting and her favorite classical music howling from the stereo. During her pregnancy, Thornton not only achieved his LTW of becoming top dog (CEO) of a major corporation, but also hit level 10 of the Business Career. Nicely done, Thornton. Gimme your paw.

3 days of pregnancy had passed. The stage was set. Morgana looked determined. There was definitely an heir of confidence about her...



Thornton went on high alert. He ran outside and started chasing away the mail carrier and the paper boy. Two rabbits and three squirrels fell victim to Thornton's sudden territorial chest thumping prowess. He returned inside only to quickly discover a strong odor. He ran back upstairs to Morgana, but just could not put his finger on the smell...



More time had passed and finally Morgana delivered a beautiful baby boy. Say hello to Lassie.



Morgana and Thornton are ecstatic. In fact, Thornton jumped up to catch a frisbee and stepped on a carpet tack. The WolffMan DecaDynasty heir #1 has arrived...truly a watershed moment. What great accomplishments are in store for this little runt? Stay tuned.

[TheChronicR]

Welcome to the world, Lassie! Awesome and hilarious update, Metro, as always! *confetti*

[jessssi]

Lol, metro you had me laughing through the whole thing. Welcome, little nooboo!

[Phyre]

And that makes another drenched PC screen; wine this time.

Lassie. Lassie. Brilliant!

I'm anticipating the hairstyle to go with that

[cathyknits]

So glad I could follow this one from the beginning instead of after it ended. I stand a better chance of surviving the experience this way.

[Lilygirl]

Just wondering, shouldn't the punchline of the Bill Gates joke read "Technophobe" instead of "Hydrophobe"? Or am I the only one stuck in left field on this one?

Nice start, Metro. Welcome Lassie.

[Metropolis Man]

Just wondering, shouldn't the punchline of the Bill Gates joke read "Technophobe" instead of "Hydrophobe"? Or am I the only one stuck in left field on this one?

Nice start, Metro. Welcome Lassie.

Thanks, liligirl. Yeah, Hydrophobic makes absolutely no sense as the analogy in Thornton's argument. That was the point.

[Lilygirl]

Ah, I see. I guess your story seems to have a little too much funny for me! At least today it does.

[Tommyo3000]

Haha I love the name Lassie Wolff!

[Pam]

The dog theme is brilliant, Metro!  I love it!  It's too bad you can't get Thornton into CAS to give him some body hair.  That would make it absolutely perfect. 

[Tommyo3000]

Well is there anything in the rules about not using the cheat Edit in CAS cheat?

[Esther1981]

Hot dog Metro, you've really outdone yourself! Welcome Lassie!