Taking a Page out of a Grim Book
Crazy wandered around town, searching for friend and people he could move in. Pam wasn't making things very easy.
Pam: I'm sure she would make good nooboos!
(beat)
Pam: She would make good nooboos, too!
(beat)
Pam: Now, she would have good noo-
Crazy: Sh!
Finally Crazy came to the Bachelor house.
Crazy: So, you look like a competent fisherman!
Simis: Yes, yes I do. I must check the sink so aliens don't break it.
Esther: I wonder if Agnes will kill him later.
Crazy: Huh?
Simis: What?
Crazy: How about you join my Dynasty?
Simis: Sure, I'll bring my whole family! Just make sure you don't have a sink in your house so mummies can't get through.
Crazy: What a wonderful day today is!
Simis: I wonder who Crazy is?
Michael: I need a pen so I can stab my dad for his foolishness.
Crazy, being a compentent sytlist, gave everybody in his house a makeover. (Except Bella, she's already perfect)
First Simis
then Jocasta (I'm the least pleased with this one)
And finally Michael
Now, everybody goes off to work.
Jocasta begins her gardening path.
Simis catches his first few fish.
Bella paints his fisrt painting.
Crazy actually is helping now, unlike another Founder *cough* Artie *cough*
Michael, however, has absolutely no purpose in this Dynasty, so he'll probably just sit and watch TV most of the day.
Crazy: Good. I have a house, I have friends, and I'm well on my way towards learning the secret of ambrosia.
Metro: But you still need a spouse.
Pam: And nooboos!
Esther: May I make a suggestion as to your spouse, Crazy?
Crazy: Sure. Who do you have in mind?