Nice Try for Macho
As a side-note, I have to wonder what Crazy and Michael are thinking here.
You guys know that there's a couch RIGHT there in front of the TV, right? You don't have to sit in the dining "room"
Bella also got a phone call, from Mortimer, which led to an interesting discussion.
Mortimer: Some nutjob just came to my house and called me a twerp.
Bella: Really? What's his name?
Mortimer: I dunno, but he came in his bathing suit. You know him?
Bella: Uhhhhh *hangs up*
Mortimer: Hello, hello?
After Crazy left work, he decided to "dine" with his "friends;" Lisa Bunch, Judy Bunch, and Xander Clavell.
All the while, Jocasta was working in her garden.
Lilygirl: You must hurry. Cornelia is getting old, and you may be too late to have a spouse.
Crazy: Yeah, yeah. I'll head over right now.
But when Crazy arrived, Cornelia was not home.
Not missing a beat, Crazy went to the Consignment Store, but she wasn't there, either. He decided that Dustin must've killed her with fruit, and Crazy wouldn't stand for it.
Not only that, but Crazy started a fight.
Bad move, Crazy.
Even worse, who should witness this altercation but...
Zelda: Woo! Go Dustin!
Crazy: Did you, uh, see that, Cornelia?
Cornelia: Yeah, I was having a blast watching that. *snickersnort*
Despite Crazy's latest blunder, one thing lead to another and led up to...
But this leads to a problem: Crazy cannot get Cornelia to break up with Gunther! Combined with the fact that Cornelia is more than likely too old to get pregnant, she will NOT be the spouse. Crazy apologizes for any inconviences this may have caused. He also gives you all free tickets to his upcoming wedding to Bella come 20 years or so.
To end on a happy note, here's Michael and his soon-to-be girlfriend! For some reason, he doesn't look too happy. Maybe it's the fact that Holly is much taller than him.