My monarch is a drunkard. It worked soooo well when he was merely a knight in another country. However, now he's king and as we all know he has zero privacy and no place to keep a well stocked cask where others won't get at it and drain it dry. Yes, he can carry around pitchers, and does. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep those rapid rabit npc's away from a pitcher once he's plunked it down on a plank? You have to be super fast or they will drain the pitcher before you can blink. It's not a horrible trait and really, it is doable but it sure is more annoying for a monarch. My solution? I put screens around his private cask so no one can get at them. When he needs a drink I send him to that room, which is empty of all but the screens and the cask, go into buy, remove a screen off to the side, go back to live, have him get a drink and he automatically exits the room, go back into buy, replace the screen and done. Pain in the profundis isn't it? Oh, and putting pitchers in the larder? They have been disappearing from there.