My name is Agnes Crumplebottom. You think you know me don't you? Well, time will tell. Shortly after my wedding, Erik decided to go swimming. I laughed and thought what's the worst that could happen? He drowned later that night. Oh if only I had stopped him. Told him not too, I would be a different woman today. But I didn't, so I'm not.
Yes that depressed young woman with the bad hair is in fact me. I've been used so many time by men just for my money, painting and cooking skills. I'm sick and tired of it too. It's time for payback. I will not be taking many pictures and I will probably be vague with my descriptions. But first things first, I need a makeover. I went up to my room to take care of that. I know I'm already a blond, but I wanted blonder. So I found the perfect shade. I also chose this fabulous dress for my formal wear. Rachel gave it to me, isn't it lovely?
Ok, I know I look good, so it's time for revenge. I will call it the revenge of Agnes. These men will regret the day they messed with me. First place I go to is a big fabulous mansion. I'm still living in my house for the time being. Trapped there with the ghost of my beloved husband. I long for the day I can leave.
There are certain goals I have in mind. I've heard of this dish called Ambrosia that can actually bring the dead back to life, so I must track down all the ingredients. I will bring my darling husband back to life if it's the last thing I do. While I am getting all the stuff together, I've decided to have a few kids. I will paint the portraits of my children from infant to YA when they move out and start their own families. My ultimate goal here is three-fold. 1. I will bring Erik back to life. That is my number one priority. 2. I will have my revenge on men. 3. I will have 26 children before I quit. Wish me luck in getting everything done. I really don't care how long it takes, but Esther told me I only have until May 31st to complete this.
Esther's words:
Another story for you guys. 
I normally age up the kids rapidly, but I've decided in this one, I will paint the pic of infant, age up. Teach all skills, paint pic age up. Get an A in school, paint pic age up. Get an A in school, paint pic age up. Paint pic, find suitable husband/wife, marry, try for baby move out. I'm not going to be using very many screenshots because I already have over 450 in my Halliwell one and don't want Carl to run out of room. I will be very vague in describing her revenge. Hope you guys like it, I thought for almost 2 days before I finally decided to do this.
