Michael: "There you go Malcolm!"
Malcolm: "That wasn't as hard as I thought it would be when I was younger."
Michael: "How do you feel?"
Malcolm: "Great."
Michael: "You know - they way you said that makes me think you should go back to work and do voices for cartoon tigers."
Malcolm: "That's an interesting notion."
Jenni the Child Gnome: -making airplane noises-
Rica: "Aww.. having sweetie?"
Jenni: " Uh huh. About to fly over Gem Valley."
Rica: "Ok.. make sure you have enough fuel to get you over. Wouldn't want you to fall and get hurt."
Angelica: "You're talking to a gnome and you say I'm insane?"
Rica: "What?"
Gnome Nooboo Riley spends all of his/her time with Simis' statue. It's actually kind of weird but since he's sleeping I don't ask questions.
Malcolm: "Where are we going again?"
Bella: "The awards ceremony for the girls."
Michael: "Don't forget to lock the gate. There's a paparazzi standing on the sidewalk."
Michael: "Oh nevermind. He's being taken care of."
Malcolm: "Locked it anyway."
Rica: "Whoo!"
Dead Paparazzi: "Why are you so excited?"
Rica: "You just wouldn't understand. Wait here for the Reaper - we have an awards ceremony for the girls to go to."
Rica: "Hey what are you doing?"
Reaper: "Catching up on the game. Got the call right as the quarter started."
Rica: "I don't care.. why are you waiting at my house?"
Reaper: "I just said I was watching the game."
Rica: "I have old people who live here. Go do it somewhere else!"
Reaper: "Fine Fine. Tell Artie that Sam says hi."
Rica: "Hey Artie.. Sam.. Oh Boy."
Artie: "What? Oh."
Alicia: "We can't even go to dinner without an interruption."
Bella: "What is that smell? I hope it's not the restaurant."
Malcolm: "I think it's the dead woman."
Artie: -evil laugh at seeing ghost-
Alex: -in his bathing suit- "Oh come on Dad. Don't make a scene."
Artie: -cough- "OH.. right. So what were you saying about a Sam, Rica?"
Rica: "Oh Sam came by and took the paparazzi that died. Not sure if he'll be the one to take his wife here or not."
Artie: "Ah. Well you never know."
Artie: "Sam.. dude.. not cool."
Sam the Reaper: "He's my favorite celebrity."
Artie: "Still not cool."
Alex: "Daddy.. make the bad man stop."
Artie: "Don't worry, Son. I won't let him take away your husband."
Cassandra: "So when was your birthday Wilbur?"
Wilbur: "Yesterday. I graduated today at City Hall."
Cassandra: "Would have been nice to receive a phone call."
Wilbur: "I know but I was afraid that Alicia would break up with me like you did Rhonda."
Cassandra: "Ouch. "
Artie: "It's nice of you to come home with us Wilbur. If you want you can spend the night, but you can't sleep in the same room as my granddaughter."
Wilbur: "Yes sir."
Cassandra: -giggles-
Artie: "What's so funny?"
Cassandra: "He called you sir."
Artie: "I know losing someone in your household can be really hard. I want you to know it will be ok and that this family is here for you."
Wilbur: "Sandi was like a second mother to me. Thank you for inviting me over. It's just so creepy in the house with just me and Nancy."
Artie: "I know that cold-hearted business woman scares me, too."
Artie: "That's for the pirate boots! I mean come on!"
Malcolm: "Hey Alicia - look at Daddy!"
Alicia: "That's nice Dad. Don't break your neck ok?"
Malcolm: "I'll try not to."
Alicia: "Good. I don't get to fix that kind of thing until my birthday."
Malcolm: "You're going to make a great doctor sweetie."
Alicia: "Aw. Thanks Dad. Let's go to bed."