Rica: "Hey Boys.. what you guys up to?"
Simis: "Oh you know.. Bait books.. makes things easy on an old man."
Alex: "I'm making everyone lunch. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."
Rica: "I didn't know you liked to cook."
Alex: "It's art.. but with food. I think I want to be a cook .. I think I want to learn every recipe like mom did."
Rica: "Are you sure? You have at least another week before you have to figure that out."
Alex: "Please?"
Simis: "Let him do it Rica.. It's not often this one asks for anything."
Rica: "Hrm.. I think we have a code brown."
Alex: "What's a code brown?"
Rica: "I can't find your father and I bet he's up to no good."
Rica: "Artie….. Artie…. Oh there you are.. why are you at the Landgraabs?"
Artie: "So I understand that you work for the hospital and you might know a program that I could join or maybe you yourself could listen in?"
Rica: "Why are you ignoring me? And what are you talking to Geoffrey about?"
Geoffrey: "I really think what you're proposing should be done down at the hospital. It's much cleaner there and my vampire wife won't be attempted to attack you in case we have to go invasive."
Artie: "That's a very good point you have there Doctor Geoff. Is that something I would have to schedule?"
Rica: "Artie… You can't ignore me forever…"
Artie: "I thought about what you said and I'm ok with most of it but I would really prefer you were my doctor over Jamie or Morgana."
Artie: "I've always wondered if I was like a diamond in the rough, you know? And this is the perfect opportunity to find out."
Geoffrey: "Only if you're absolutely sure. There is no reversing the procedure."
Rica: "ARTIE! What in blue blazes are you up to?"
Geoffrey: "I think your cell phone is on but that didn't sound like Agnes."
Artie: "So I've read all the literature I could find on this and I'm absolutely certain that I want it to happen. When can we start?"
Geoffrey: "I'll call my staff tonight and we should be ready to receive you in the morning. Just stop by the hospital anytime after 10. Now if you'll excuse me, I really need to go to the bathroom."
Artie: "Oh is that why we're in here? I'm sorry. See you tomorrow Doc"
Rica: "Artie.. stop ignoring me before I have to cause you pain."
Artie: "Geez woman.. can't a guy have a conversation with another guy without you bothering him?"
Rica: "So what did you ask him to do?"
Artie: "Don't you worry your pretty little head over it. It's all taken care of."
Rica: "That's the part that worries me."
Rica: "Artie.. could you at least tell me one thing before you go in there?"
Artie: "Fine.. what is it?"
Rica: "You're not coming back out with boobs are you?"
Artie: -chokingsputter turns to laughter-
Rica: "What? I had to check."
Rica: "Wow you don't look so good.. What did they do to you at the hospital that made your eyes puke?"
Artie: "Later.. " -groan-
Rica: "Well, I shouldn't say this but serves you right for not sharing."
Artie: "Oh I'll share.. come a little closer so that your foot is nearer to the toilet."
Rica: "Not that kind of sharing! Ugh. Just what did Geoffrey do to you?"
Artie: "Go.. away."
