The Jade Immortal Dynasty - Failed

[Esther1981]

I've noticed if you buy everything new things spawn. Of course sometimes it's too expensive but you could try it with some cheaper items.

[Choccolatee]

Joins in: come camera come!

[Audren]

*has one of those airpeople flag things* Camera, you are cleared for landing!   

[samoht04]

Lol thanks everyone! If I get a Camera then Hank can level up quickly then Shannon might just get all of the Artistic Records of her YA Life! In the last attempt only Eliza had all Three at once and Shannon but Shannon wasn't the heir then. 

[samoht04]

Guess what?



Hank is the best! He got to Level 8 of Photography in TWO DAYS! Chris found a middle class camera at the Store and now look at what I have. 

[Asleep]

YAAAAYZ! The camera has finally come~!

[CharlotteDaBookworm]

Yay! It worked.  

[TheChronicR]

Ole ~ Ole ~ Ole ~ Ole!

Congratulations, Thomas and Shannon!

[Juxtaposition]

Yay, the power of concerted camera thinking, we willed that camera into being!

*Confetti* for everyone!

*Confetti* *Confetti* for Hank the whirlwind photographer! 

[samoht04]

You will not believe the stress I went through! Lol, first the camera, Hank skilling brought him into the Reds on all his needs, Agnes was exhausted and slept for almost a whole day, the Toddlers keep waking each other up and not sleeping and then being hungry, the Paps are inside the house. The house was filthy and I just found out that Laundry changes colour when it gets older... then about five birthdays happened at once! Theres me thinking the Labour part was dramatic! I don't really think I can squeeze much of a story out of the pictures I have and the events. I will try but I can't promise much.

[Audren]

Well, at least you got the camera 

[samoht04]

Chapter 10 - Documenting the Toddler Years


This may suprise you but I actually do not have much detail on the recent events, it's all been hectic but I'm sure any family with toddlers will be going through the same thing, having to do all these stupid portraits and sculptures is a pain though. I have some pictures of our kids, George is so cute! He looks like he is always having so much fun with his toys!



Jocelyn keeps Chris and Agnes on their toes though, she doesn't get enough sleep and is always tired, at least she looks so at peace when she is sleeping.



Agnes really is a great friend, she sculpted George before Jocelyn the other day, I think it's because she appreciates the support we gave her and helping her meet Chris.



I stormed into that stupid Store, ready to grab something and throw it at the Clerk but she had good news for a change, they had a camera in stock! It wasn't the best but it would do, I got cross telling her I had asked for this weeks ago but she said sorry and something about Al Simhara being in the middle of financial problems and imports and exports going down.



So to celebrate I gave Hank the camera and got out my Miner, I was mining away outside the Miner hit something and a strange glow came out of the hole.




Then I slipped! I just went plonk and down into this stinking tunnel! I was then grabbed by these Dwarves and taken to their cave luckily I knew how to play Charades and they let me go, I still think I hit my head but there isn't a bruise.






Well you know I said how wonderful George is? I have been catching him with this strange look in his eyes, it's really creepy, he may need Glasses as a Child, I will have to get him tested.




Hank was lucky enough to teach him to use the toilet. He didn't exactly have to fight me for that one.



I was doing the Laundry, hanging it out the line when this strange Bear fell out of the basket, I simgled it and it turns out that it's a Magical Laundry Gnome! That thing Hank brought home from the Store a while back, the strange Monkey Monk thing that's a Magical Chinese Gnome!  (My first Laundry Gnome!)



I started to teach George how to talk up on the Painting Deck that is unfinished, Chris wants it to become a Studio so I don't know what's going to happen.



Hank had his Adult Birthday! My Man is an Old Man now! Chris painted a portrait of him and Agnes sculpted him, I will try to get a photo of him though.



Look at this tip! We never have any time to clean up with all the Toddlers and Work!



Hank finally took a good picture of me!



Jocelyn learnt to Potty, that's a Pap watching her, we called the police on him for that, we don't think that's right in so many ways.



I don't know what that is supposed to be, it's either Me, Hank or George. I hope it's not me!



Jocelyn learnt to Walk.



Then got sculpted.



I am now at Level 6 of my Career and got a free Food Processor!



Naaw, he is so cute!



Hank taught George how to walk.



If your going to remember someone through a photo, it might as well embarrass them!



Don't you just love this Portrait that Chris is painting!



Then I realised it was by Birthday! Not so young anymore, I wouldn't trade it for anything though, getting Old is the best bit you get to live, living forever and you just keep repeating everything.





I've still got it though!




We are really struggling to teach the Toddlers everything, we still have those Art Books left!




I helped Agnes out with Jocelyn.



Skills learnt now for the Art Books.



If I was two years old I would find that a bit of a distracting place to sit.



Chris aged up into an Adult after me, we didn't get his Picture taken sadly but Agnes got a Portrait.



That's all for now, I don't want the Toddlers to grow up tomorrow but they have to. Everyone grows older, only some of us die.

[samoht04]

Thought I had less than that but I'm not that happy with what I put up there though. 

[Gogowars329]

Thought I had less than that but I'm not that happy with what I put up there though. 

Why??It was a great update!

[Audren]

Well, it does take up nearly the whole page, which is quite long. It's still a great update of course! (as always)